LadyDotNet Posted February 27, 2004 I'm sure yall seen this before...just incase you haven't enjoy > > > >How do you know that you have been in London too long? > > > >1. You say "the City" and expect everyone to know >which one. > > 2. You have never been to The Tower or Madame Tussaud >but love >Brighton. > >3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to >get from >Shepherds Bush to Elephant & Castle at 3:30 on the >Friday before a long >weekend, but can't find Dorset on a map. > >4. Hookers and the homeless are invisible. > > 5. You step over people who collapse on the Tube. > >6. You believe that being able to swear at people in >their own language >makes you multilingual. > >7. You've considered stabbing some one. > >8. Your door has more than three locks. > > 9. You consider eye contact an act of overt >aggression. > >10. You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a >garden. > >11. You consider Essex the "countryside". > >12. You think Hyde Park is "nature". > >13. You're paying £1,200 a month for a studio the size >of a >walk-in wardrobe and you think it's a "bargain". > >14. Shopping in suburban supermarkets and shopping >malls gives you >severe attack of agoraphobia. > >15. You pay more each month to park your car than most >people in the >UK pay in rent. > >16. You pay 3 pounds without blinking for a beer that >cost the bar 28p. > >17. You actually take fashion seriously. > >18. You have 27 different menus next to your >telephone. > >19. The UK west of Heathrow is still theoretical to >you > >20. You're suspicious of strangers who are actually >nice to you. > >21. Your idea of personal space is no one actually >standing on you. > >22. £50 worth of groceries fit in one plastic bag. > >23. You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" >stories. > >24. You don't hear sirens anymore. > >25. You've mentally blocked out all thoughts of the >city's air/water >quality and what it's doing to your insides. > >26. You live in a building with a larger population >than most towns. > >27.A sunny day is the source of great happiness and excitement. > >28. You wouldn't want to live anywhere else until you >get married. > >29. When the news that someone has thrown himself >under a tube train >it's just someone trying to delay your journey. > >30. Your day is ruined if you don't get a copy of >Metro on the >way to work. > > > Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy Posted February 27, 2004 LOOOOOOOOL So So True!!!!! 6. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual 11. You consider Essex the "countryside". ISN'T IT? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadyDotNet Posted February 27, 2004 ..thats what I thought! ...Essex is countryside So so true... >21. Your idea of personal space is no one actually >standing on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7_steps_2_Heaven Posted February 27, 2004 my day is RUINED if i dont get copy of metro on my way 2 uni! :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted February 27, 2004 >24. You don't hear sirens anymore. this is deff true, sirens everyday, every minute damn, i go crazy just gettin in my car on a sat afternoon :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samafal Posted February 27, 2004 You're suspicious of strangers who are actually >nice to you. oooh this so true..reer englnad buufis waa qabnaa, inta kale been..People are like if you killed some member of their family .... if you're found to be nice then you're up to something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
