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I PROMISE YOU WILL LAUGH

This is funny and I can't risk any bad luck.

Never under estimate the little old Lady.....

 

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one

day. Carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she

must speak with the president of the bank to open a

savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"

 

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally

ushered her into the president's office (the customer

is always right!)

 

The bank president then asked her how much she would

like to deposit. She replied, "$165,000!" and dumped

the cash out of her bag onto his desk.

 

The president was of course curious as to how she came

by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm

surprised you're carrying so much cash around.

"Where did you get this money?"

 

The old lady replied, "I make bets."

 

The president then asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"

 

The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you

$25,000 that your balls are square."

 

"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet.

You can never win that kind of bet!"

 

The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take

my bet?"

 

"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my

balls are not square!"

 

The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there

is a lot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with

me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as a witness?"

 

"Sure!" replied the confident president. That night,

the president got very nervous about the bet and spent

a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls,

turning from side to side, again and again.

 

He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there

was absolutely no way his balls were square and that

he would win the bet.

 

The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little

old lady appeared with her lawyer at the president's

office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and

repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's balls

are square!"

 

The president agreed with the bet again and the old

lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all

see. The president did. The little old lady peered

closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel

them.

 

"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot

of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."

 

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly

banging his head against the wall. The President asked

the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your

lawyer?"

 

She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that

at 10:00 AM today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's

president's balls in my hand."

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AliMahdi   

LOL...Isn't this similar to the joke in From Dusk Till Dawn...the one by Quentin Tarantino about the guy making the bet about where he can/can't piss?

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Lefty   

loooooooooooool

 

she lost 25,000 but gained 100,000...Nice bet!

But the shape of all balls are neither square nor rounded! who Can figure their shapes out!...You can guess if you aren't sure!

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