Troll, Shaah, Cakes and Sheeko

[Oz]

You saw someone beating your mum/dad, rushed into the house to fetch a weapon and found someone in bed with your wife/husband. Which one would you attend to 1st?

 

 

mum/dad or wife/husband?

[NGONGE]

First in, first in, AGAIN.

 

Morning all.

[N.O.R.F]

Afternoon Ngonge. How is your quarterly duray (man up ninyow)?

 

Oz, its not lazy when someone comes around and asks if you want something to drink dee

[NGONGE]

Heh@man up...I don't turn it on and off on purpose you know.

 

(It's not too good. It's still messing me up).

[Juxa]

waxaad ubaahan tahay maraq leh filfil inaad cabto

 

salaam alaykum, the good mood is disappearing fast:(

[N.O.R.F]

Or should I have said Duri?

 

Do you want a guaranteed remedy? You only need to do it once and your cold will go away (immediately).

[NGONGE]

^^ Go on!

[N.O.R.F]

Its really quite simple. Go for a run (wear two jumpers)

 

Dahabshiil soo dhig my consulting fee.

[nuune]

lol go for a run,

[NGONGE]

^^ I thought you were giving me something to stop it from coming back. A cold normally goes away within three days, run or no run. Bax warya.

[N.O.R.F]

Gacanta jeebka gali warya. I gave you advice to get rid of it. Run in your local park (hide you face if you wish lol). Whether you take my advice or not is up to you.

 

$500

[NGONGE]

^^ A run clears things for a few hours, badowyaho. Once you go to sleep, it all starts again in the next morning.

[N.O.R.F]

You sweat and cough it out dee and will be sprightly the following day (like you're 20 again ). Don't knock it until you've tried it.

[NGONGE]

^^ I HAVE tried it. It works on the day but not the following one (not unless the cold was on its way out anyway).

[Juxa]

N.O.R.F;950022 wrote:

Gacanta jeebka gali warya.

 

$500

:)