Performance Evaluation

[Som@li]

A butcher watching over his shop was surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog was back again. So, he went over to the dog and noticed that it had a note in its mouth. He took the note which read, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please". The dog had money in his mouth, as well. The dog beheld a ten dollar note. So he took the money and put the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth.

 

The butcher was so impressed, and since it was about closing time, he decided to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he went. The dog was walking down the street. When it came to a level crossing, it put down the bag, jumped up and pressed the button. Then it waited patiently with the bag in mouth, for the lights to turn on. They did, and it walked across the road, with the butcher following it all the way. The dog then came to a bus stop, and started looking at the timetable. The butcher was in awe at this stage. The dog checked out the timings, and then sat on one of the seats provided.

 

Along came a bus. The dog walked around to the front, looked at the number, and went back to his seat. Another bus came. Again the dog went and looked at the number, noticed that it was the right bus, and climbed on. The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, followed him onto the bus. The bus traveled through the town and out into the suburbs. The dog sat looking at the scenery. Eventually it got up, and moved to the front of the bus. It stood on 2 back paws and pushed the button to stop the bus. Then it got off, the groceries still in its mouth.

 

Well, dog and butcher were walking along the road, and then the dog turned into a house. It walked up the path, and dropped the groceries on the step. Then it walked back down the path, took a big run, and threw himself against the door. It went back down the path, ran up to the door and again, threw itself against it. There was no answer at the house. So the dog went back down the path, jumped up on a narrow wall, and walked along the side of the garden. It got to the window, and beat its head against it several times, walked back, jumped off, and waited at the door.

 

The butcher watched as a big guy opened the door, and started abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him. The butcher was shocked. He ran up, and stopped the guy. "What in heaven’s name are you doing? This dog is a genius. It could be on TV, for the life of me!" The guy responded mockingly, "You call this dog clever? This is the second time this week that this sttupid dog's forgotten its key."

 

Moral of the story "Applies to most of us !!!!!!!!!!!":

 

You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations, but shall always fall short of the boss's expectations!

[Warrior of Light]

Smart dog Is there anything we can do about bosses? Anyone knows a plan at beating them at their own game??

[Muhammad]

interesting story!!