Ibti, you should know what is next ,, i told you to prioritize ,, money and , ehem ,, unless you wanna settle in that miyiga we all know ,,,

Morning Ibti .....

We are all talking about peace sxb ,, well, maybe except few members but i don't want people to celebrate for something that will cause even more fighting and -chaos. Remember last time when the same agreement was signed and nothing has changed but more killing ?? The agreement is still vague sxb ,, and unless it is clarified then each side will have its own explanation to cover their ill-fated intentions and some will even argue that the agreement has not been yet signed ..........

UNPOS waxaa laga codsanayaa inay dab.oosho baahida dahqaale ee ciidanka laga billaabo 5-ta November 2008 So the UN will go to each one and give their share of the dhaqaalaha ,,,, that means each one will come up with their own list competing the number of the militia they have in order to get the biggest part ,,,,,,,

Morning Lily and the other that are alive here ,,, Just had an energy drink and it made me sleeping on the desk ,,,,,,,, shyydhhh ,,,

Two naughty boys, Sfiso and Melusi, stole a bag of oranges from their home and decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they were scaling the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fall out of the bag and were left behind at the gate. A heavily drunk man on his way from a local tavern passed near the cemetery Gate and heard the following: "One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you." He immediately sobers up and ran as fast as he could to the local priest. Mfundisi Come with me to witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery. They both run back to the cemetery gate and the voices continue: "One for me, one for you." Suddenly the one voice says: "What about the two at the gate?" The priest was the first to run for his life!

Come on stop the denial man ,,,, Look how every couple have at least 10 kids ,,, some have more than 25 ,,,, don't tell me it is not a romantic ,,,,

white Californians, in interviews with pollsters, did not want to be seen as racists and had indicated that they would vote for Bradley, a black politician. However, in the anonymity of the polling booths, they could not countenance doing so and had voted for Deukmejian. HAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ! ! ! !

Yaa yidhi soomaalidu romantic maaha ?? ,,, walee hadaad arki lahaydeen siday odayaashii hore islaamaha ugu soo gurguuran jireen saqda dhexe inaydaa waxaas ku hadasheen ,,,,

WRONG Mr. peasant ....... the HIV prevalence in Somaliland was 0.9% in 1999 and increased to 1.4% in 2004 .... there is another survey going on right now and the rate is expected to be even higher. In Hargeisa only, the rate was 1.6% in 2005 ...... loooooooooooooooooooooooool@you have spare shots for the blankets and furaashis in your dreams ,,, Crazy hunguri ,,,

Nabadgelyada goobaha ay baneeyaan ciidamada Itoobiya waxaa marka hore la wareegaya mas'uuliyadooda Ciidamada AMISOM oo kaashanaya Ciidamada TFG-da iyo Ciidamada ARS-ta This is the funniest part of the said heshiis .... Imagine AMISOM - a command TFG - Another command ARS - with their independent command ,, Haye ,,, yaa wax amraya marka yaase la amrayaa ??? .. or they will have different bases with their different commands ?? ,,, and what is the difference if the Ethiopians evacuate from Garoonka ciyaaraha and move to kaaraan or Kasabalbalare ??

looooooooooooooool ,,,, It is probably his end ..... Lakin did you guys think of who is next ??? ,, worse may be ?? ,,

During the BBC interview he was asked if he is saying this coz he lost his position and he didn't say this when he was the Minister ,,, wuxuu yidhi Anigu markaan wasiirka ahaa wax badan baa qabsoomay oo aan qabtay ,markii aan ka tegeyna wixiiba way burbureen ,,, Bal qaar kelena aan sugno oo eegno ,,,

waar hoy aayar ,, meeshan laba kaclaynta kacaanka dhowr qof uun baa yaqaanee ,,

Time for money and a Man ,,,,,

Xildhibaan Salad Cali Jelle oo wareysi siiyay BBC-da ayaa ku eedeyay Madaxweynaha Somalia C/llaahi Yuusuf Axmed inuu mas'uul ka yahay waxqabad la'aanta DF. Jeelle, wuxuu sheegay in shirka Nairobi ka furmay uu yahay mid ka dhashay waxqabad la'aanta DF, isagoo xusay inay u tahay DF fursad weyn, maadaama dalkaas lagu soo dhisay. Mar la weydiiyay cidda iska leh dhaliisha ugu weyn ee waxqabad la'aanta TFG ayuu yiri: "Dhalliisha ugu weyn ee hada soo food-saartay DF, waxaa loo tirin karaa Madaxweynaha". "Madaxweynuhu waajibaadyada dastuurka wuxuu u badalaa amar, marka uu khilaaf dhasho, halkii uu waajibaadkiisa ka gudan lahaa, taasuna waxay noqotay mid la jaanqaadi wayday xiliga kala guurka" ayuu yiri Salaad Cali Jeelle. Xildhibaanku wuxuu sheegay in xukuumada Somalia ay ku dhacday hoggaan xumo; isagoo sidoo kale sheegay in madaxweynuhu uu ku adkeystay xilka fursadna siin waayay shaqsi kale. "Xilka waxaa in ummada loogu adeego ee ma ahan in isbaaro la noqdo, hadii xilka la gudan waayo waa in shaqsi kale fursad loo siiyo hadii uu nasiib-roon yahay iyo hadii uu awood badan yahay" ayuu yiri Jeelle mar uu ka jawaabayay su'aal ahad in ujeedadiisu ay tahay inuu Madaxweynuhu iscasilo. Mudane Salaad wuxuu wareysigiisa ku sheegay in khilaafka soo laalaabtay ee u dhexeeya C/llaahi Yusuf iyo Nuur Cadde uu yahay mid aan dhamaad lahay, sidaa daraadeedna la helo waji cusub oo arimaha Somalia isku duba-ridi kara, maadaama ay DF wax qaban wayday. Su'aal ku saabsanayd goorta uu ogaaday dhaliisha Madaxweyahah ayaa sheegay inuu mar walba ogaa, isagoo xusay in isaga ay u muuqdeen dhamaan dhaliilaha uu hada sheegayo, balse uu doortay inay howshu socoto intii uu isqabqabsi imaan lahaa. "Xiligii aan wasiir ku xigeenka ahaa dowladu waxay gacanta ku haysay Gobolada dalka oo dhan, waxaana markii uu iscasilay Geeddi si fudud loogu wareejiyay mucaaradka goobihii ay gacanta ku haysay dowlada, waxaana xukuumada dib loogu celiyay halkii ay ka bilaabatay" ayuu yiri xildhibaan Jeelle oo u muuqday mid difaacayay xukuumadii uu wasiir ku xigeenka ka ahaa. Mar la weydiiyay inuu doonayo in eedihii ay DF gashay intii ay jirtay uu dhan isaga riixo uuna ku koobayo Madaxweynaha dowlada ku meel gaarka ah ee Somalia ayuu ku jawaabay: "Intii aan shaqeynayay inay DF guulo gaartay ayay shacabka Soomaaliyeed intooda badan u ahaystaan, wixii aan la dagaalamaynayna waxay ahaayeen argagaxiso; waana ka gacan sareynay argagaxisada, ciidamo dowladeed ayaana dhisnay". "Howsha aan dhaliilayno waa in dowaladii degmooyinkii iyo goboladii ay qabsatay dib looga qabsaday, taasna Madaxweyaha ayaa mas'uul ka ah, maxaa yeelay xukuumadii howshaas waday isagaa kala diray, tii dambe ee uu dhisayna intii aysan 10-casho jirin ayuu khilaaf ku bilaabay". ayuu mar kale yiri Xildhibaanku. Mar la weydiiyay xildhibaan Jeelle waxa xalka ah u ah dadka iyo dalka Somalia ayuu ku jawaabay: "Ummada Soomaaliyeed waxay u baahan tahay hogaan gudan kara waxa uu u balanqaaday, Somalia dowlad bay rabtaa; midnimo ayay rabtaan, sida dowlad looga dhigi karana way iska cadahay waana arin fudud, laakiin waxa haysta waa hogaan la'aan". Jeele ayaa ka tirsanaan jirey golaha Wasiirada xukuumadii Cali Maxamad Geedi isaga oo markaas dhowr jeer lagu eedeeyey xag jirnimo la xiriirtey dagaaladii dowlada kula jirtey mucaaradka. Afnugaal New Desk

Originally posted by -Serenity-: You know JB, its a bit shocking to see your nick on a topic title. Come on ,, don't be so mean now ,,,

Where is she bal ???

looooooooooooooool@Kilil6 ....

The series of blunders and willful miscalculations that led to our present predicament in Iraq are now being replicated in Somalia, where a rather large U.S. footprint is being stamped into the hard Somali soil. Well, it isn’t a footprint, quite yet, but rather a series of bomb craters, where the lives of “many” civilians, according to news reports, have been summarily ended. U.S. bombing raids, ostensibly aimed at al-Qaeda fighters supposedly hidden among native Islamic militias, have succeeded in killing scores, albeit none of the three dudes we are allegedly after. That’s right: we’re bombing a country because we’re after a terrorist trio – Fazul Abdullah Mohammed, the alleged mastermind behind the 1998 attacks on the U.S. embassies in Nairobi and Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, that killed 225 people, and accomplices Saleh Ali Saleh Nabhan and Abu Talha al-Sudani. While the Pentagon refuses to confirm or deny whether any of these guys were killed in the attacks, you can bet we would have touted our success to the skies if they had gotten even one. On the other hand, at least 27 civilians were killed in Afmadow, a town in southern Somalia.”My 4-year-old boy was killed in the strike,” said Mohamed Mahmud Burale, who can hardly be expected to be grateful for his “liberation” at the hands of the U.S. and its Ethiopian allies. Oh well, it’s just another day in Washington’s “war on terrorism.” If America is once again playing its role as world policeman, in this case we are clearly casting ourselves as the Keystone Kops. The Washington Post reports: “The Bush administration has been leading an international diplomatic effort to stabilize Somalia, including organizing an African peacekeeping force. It has called on leaders of Somalia’s new transitional government to negotiate a power-sharing arrangement with moderate members of the Islamic leadership who are not seen as terrorist facilitators and who are supported by a significant segment of Somali clans.” Unfortunately, however: “The Americans have gone for the jugular. The danger is that the high loss of life reported and the likelihood that many non-al-Qaeda sympathisers have been killed, including more moderate leaders of the defeated Union of Islamic Courts, could see the operation backfire spectacularly and unite Somalis against its new US-supported government.” The Americans have gone for their own jugular, because this will come back to haunt them – indeed, the ghosts of the slain are already exacting their revenge in the form of a developing insurgency. Mogadishu is roiled by protests, and the premature celebration of a “victory” in Somalia – taken up by the neocon set as an exemplar of how to do it right – is being rapidly undermined by the intrusion of reality. Any day now, I expect President Bush to burble the equivalent of “mission accomplished!” Then I’ll know we’re up to our necks in another quagmire, this time in the Horn of Africa – the only region on earth that rivals the Middle East in the persistence and intensity of its continuous warfare. It has the potential to become much worse than Iraq, however, albeit on a smaller scale. Because this time we’re coming in on the heels of another foreign invader, Ethiopia, which is largely Christian (Coptic) and historically at odds with the Somalis: indeed, the Somali-Ethiopian relations are almost as bad as Ethiopia’s longstanding loggerheads with neighboring Eritrea. If World War II saw Ethiopia as the first exemplar of Axis aggression, the archetypal victim of imperialist aggression, since that time it has taken on the role of local bully and would-be hegemon, battling either Somalia or Eritrea on seven occasions – to say nothing of its own long drawn out civil war (1974-91). In Meles Zenawi, Ethiopia’s “President,” we have a real winner, and I don’t mean that in a good way. I put the scare quotes around his title because the Ethiopian electoral process is, shall we say, flawed – the first contest, boycotted by opposition parties, installed Zenawi in the office he had already occupied on an “interim” basis. The second time around, when he did face real opposition, Zenawi’s party stole the election outright. Protests were stamped out with an iron heel, with Ethiopian troops firing on unarmed crowds: 193 were killed and many more wounded. Now a full partner in Washington’s “war on terrorism,” Zenawi’s Ethiopia has one of the darkest human rights records in Africa: just south of Darfur [.pdf] the Ethiopians are conducting a campaign of systematic ethnic cleansing against dissident ethnic groups, such as the Anuak. In the desperately poor and violence-ridden Gambella region, and elsewhere throughout the country, Zenawi is conducting a terrorist campaign against his own people – yet he is now hailed as a great “anti-terrorist” fighter, both by the warlords of Washington and those of Somalia. The absurdity and criminality of our policy in the Horn of Africa is underscored by the ascension of Hussein Mohamed Aideed, the son of the hated warlord – and America’s nemesis – Mohamed Farah Aideed, the villain of the “Black Hawk Down” narrative. When daddy died, sonny boy inherited the old warlord’s mantle, which was suddenly transmuted into the white robes of a heroic pro-American ally. The only difference between father and son being that Aideed the Younger emigrated to America, grew up in southern California, and joined the Marines before he returned to become Interior Minister in the “transitional government” now being installed into semi-permanence by the U.S. and Ethiopia. He’s our warlord, a reality that recalls Roosevelt’s infamous remark about Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio Somoza. U.S. intervention is limited, as far as we know, to air strikes, but, as I pointed out not so long ago, the presence of American “boots on the ground” is only a matter of time, and probably not much time at that. Certainly we are positioned to directly intervene, what with the U.S. military base of operations in nearby Djibouti. As to whether we’ll be seeing a “surge” against the developing Somali insurgency around this time next year – or sooner – is more than a matter of pure speculation. Now is the time to cut through the rhetorical subterfuge engaged in by this administration, and its Democratic enablers, and ask ourselves if this is what we really want. This time, we have the option to reject a course that is every day being proven wrong, and destructive to American interests: as to whether we will have the courage and the presence of mind to make the right decision, I have my doubts. THEY NEVER LEARN

Siyaasiga awoodda ku lahaa maamulka dawlad deegaanka soomaalida Itoobiya Daa'uud Diiriye Cali oo muddo ku soo jiray siyaasadda deegaankaasi ayaa loo doortay inuu madaxweyne ka noqdo kilinka shanaad ee Soomaalida, ka dib markii fadhi aan caadi ahayn oo ay yeesheen xubnaha xisbiga talada kilinka haya ee SPDP yeesheen lagu ansixiyey cod aqlabiyad ah, hadaba fikrado noocee ah ayay daa'uud ka qabaan siyaasiyiinta gobolkaasi?. Ugu horayn waxaa la isku wada raacsan yahay in Daa'uud uu yahay nin ay aad isugu dhow yihiin hogaanka xisbiga talada itoobiya haya ee EPRDF, waxana uu yahay nin hantay kalsoonida xukuumadda federaalka Itoobiya, isagoo gobolka Soomaalida ka hayey jagada Hogaanka Siyaasadda. Siyaasiga ama madaxweynaha Cusub ee Kilinka Daa'uud waxaa lagu sheegaa inuu yahay nin aan aad u furfurnayn oo aan la fahmi karin, aad looga cabsado gudaha wadanka, aan lagu aqoonin hanti lunsasho & laaluush raadin midna, si hoose wax uga gudba oo aan fagaarayaasha ka iclaamin waxa uu maagan yahay. Daa'uud waxa ay ku eedaynayaan kooxaha ka soo horjeeda siyaasadihiisa inuu aad ugu dabeecado dhow yahay saraakiisha sare ee Xisbiga EPRDF inkastoo taas uusan eed u arki karin isagu, halka sidoo kalena ay saarayaan mas'uuliyadda ku saabsan ka saaritaankii xidigta shan geesta laga saaray calanka kilinka shanaad ee Soomaalida. Dhanka muuqaalka waa nin gaaban, oo bar yar laakiin lagu tilmaamay inuu siyaasad ahaan qoto dheer yahay, waxaana la leeyahay guushan maanta waxaa u sahashay ka dib markii xukuumadda Adis-ababa ay ka hor qaatday turunturooyinkii horyaallay oo ay ka mid ahayd raggii uu aad uga baqayey inay siyaasad ahaan jagadaasi ku cidhiidhyaan loo magacaabay jagooyin kale. Siyaasiga Bashiir Cabdilaahi ayaa lagu magacaabay gudoomiyaha Xisbiga talada kilinka haya, halka Axmed Shidde isna laga tuuryeeyey meel ka fog siyaasadda kilinka oo laga dhigay wakiilka itoobiya u qaabilsan arimaha Baanka Adduunka.

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Xataa adigana ??? ........

looooooooooool@smells bad ,,, Waar bal aayar ,,, remember he was positive for the first time in the other thread ,,