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    ^ I should sue you for hijacking my avatar. :mad:

     

    She is pretty, obviously the average Somali girl looks 'once exposed'.

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    I attended the conference as well. She was quite outspoken. Her comment which I cant remember in exact words, sent a good message I think. It was something along the lines,..' My arms are open to you, but not while I'm on my knees' and 'I don't kiss the hand that slaps me'. smile.gif

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    Adam upon retiring went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

    The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

     

    He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."

     

    The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly grey hair.

     

    She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

     

    When Adam gets home, he excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.

     

    She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

     

    :D:D

     

    [ March 16, 2007, 02:35 PM: Message edited by: Pucca ]

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    A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

     

    The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

     

    "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

     

    :D:D

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    A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

    The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

     

    The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

     

    The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another wish."

     

    The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women....know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment....know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them truly happy...."

     

    The genie asked, "Do you want that bridge two lanes or four?"

    :D:D

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    Originally posted by XulaXu:

    (actually this is sort of happening already, World of Warcraft anyone?)

    I remember watching a clip about it a while ago. damn that game is addictive.

     

    JB my friend I think you've been watching too much late night TV Ads lol

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    A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

    In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

    The man leans out and with a glint in his eye said "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."

    "Why not," giggles the woman.

    "Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket

     

    :D