The Rocks Chick

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  2. Posted

    A business man met a beautiful girl and asked her to spend the night with him for $500. And she did. Before he left in the morning, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT." On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his

    secretary send a check for $250 and enclose a note:

    Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250 for the rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when rented the apartment I was under the impression that: (1) it had never been occupied; (2) that there was plenty of heat; (3) that it was small enough to make me cozy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

    Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

    Dear Sir, First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautifull apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.

  4. Posted

    There are two main reasons why guys shave their hair

    1. Bidaar (naturally occuring, at which point some guys are forced to homogenize their head)

    2. Xarago (which suprises me coz there is nothing remotely attractive about bold head :confused: )

    I just like to say, if you wanna shave your head, by all means go ahead, however you might wanna check what shape of head you have before you proceed with that decision. Coz I can tell you, some head should not be shaved.........that is all smile.gif

  5. Posted

    Hi Ameenah,

    what's this Jennifer business! :confused: me thinks you've been listening to Kool_kat and her sarcastic tunes. :rolleyes:

     

    Anyways, I'm sorry we didnt get to see each other.

    P.S. I never hang out in the Eaton Center redface.gif Bay and Bloor is my new hunting ground these days ;)

     

    ciao

  6. Posted

    Haaruun,

    I'll make sure to let you know next time I plan little disappearing act ;)

     

    Dawaco,

    Of all the things that could pop up on your mind why that? me think you have been thinking about unmentionable things.......lol ;)

     

    RV,

    how u been sweetie? eeyaa cunay..lol, dont mind me if I use that :D

     

    Bee,

    Whats up smile.gif

     

    Lakkad,

    I see not alot has changed with you..lol, still laf soo taagan :D

  7. Posted

    Hi Nomads,

    I had to count something this morning at work and found myself counting out loud " LAMA, LAMA ISKALE, LITE, LITAABUURE, AWLOOGIN" :D

     

    I was laughing at myself, so how often do you catch yourself doing similar thing is what I wanna know ;)

     

    xoxox

  11. Posted

    Oh my god!...I was in london last week and it didnt even occur to me to arrange a meeting with my favoured girls in UK redface.gif .....I feel like an ***** for real redface.gif sorry Barwaaqo, Ameenah, CBLF(wildcat).

    I'm jealous now, MMA got to meet all of y'all wonderful people.

     

    But I loved it there, LONDON is the bomb ( dont get me wrong it is still dirty as hell compared to T.dot), but the city is beautiful and full of history.

    P.S. dont even get me started on the shoes selection.....one word AMAZING smile.gif

  13. Posted

    What annoys me most about today's society is the total lack of respect for other people's time :mad:

     

    I cant stand people who make plans with you and dont show up on time redface.gifredface.gif how hard is it to be on time!!

     

    It is not like they dont know that time is money, coz they dont stay at work 1min past they off duty time, so why not show the same consideration to others time.

     

    Now that everybody is running around with cellphone on their hand, it should be easy to let the others know when you'll be late :mad: :mad:

     

    Please respect other people's time......is all am saying :rolleyes:

  15. Posted

    Here goes my list;

     

    1. The Godfather (1,2 &3)

    2. Scarface

    3. Pretty Woman

    4. Shaft

    5. Dirty Dancing

    6. Rush Hour (1&2)

    7. Austin Powers (1,2,&3)

    8. The Scent of a Woman

    9. Two Can Play That game

    10.Sleepless in Seattle

    11.Heat

    12.Love Affair

    13.Braveheart

    14.lethal Weapon (1,2,3,&4)

    15.Love and Basketball

    16.Shawshank Redemption

    17.Blue Streak

    18.The Sixth Sense

    19.Gladiator

    20.Bringing down the house (I've seen it recently and it was worth it :D )

  19. Posted

    OOOOOH NOOOOO you didnt!!!!!! It's gonna get Hot up in here :mad: .....How dare you trade moi :confused:

     

    Since, I know I'll never go on a boat of any kind I'll trade you all for a for a pair of JIMMY CHOO Shoes :cool: :D

  20. Posted

    Yo Cambaro, How u gonna play me like that?? I thought we were tight...shoo girl :mad:

    But being traded for water is not such a bad deal ;) coz I know you love meeee ;):D

  22. Posted

    Somali waxay ku maahmaahdaa " Luda jecli, Lafta jecli or as we hear often enough " have your cake and eat it too"....which describes the somali men to the T.

     

    So brothas clothes dont make the person, and I'm sure you didnt marry her coz she looked hot in pair of Parasuco Jeans (hopefully you arent that dumb).

    Presumably you married her for love and common interest (which you discussed prior to your nupitals, one hopes :rolleyes: ), so why make a U_TURN and expect her to change at your will, I mean who do you think you're :mad:

     

    Most Faaraxs have ridiculous expectations :rolleyes: when it comes to marriage, and their motto is Been ku soo xirageli, runa ku dhaq ....what a BS, it positively reeks :mad:

     

    xoxox

  25. Posted

    Life is what you make of it, so I wouldnt change my life because to change the bad things about my life would mean changing the good things too, and that is unacceptable to me ;)

     

    xoxox