checkmate
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asxantu
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Thanks, Happy earth day to you too nomad.
Enjoy your earth nomads.
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^^ maybe NuuNe jiis waaye in la arko ma rabyo...
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^^LoL
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^^^Why are you wearing Goono? that's not wiilo like. willo would have wore tuuto ama buumo am i right or am i right.
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LST, taloow hargeysa yareey ma meeshay "shamiinto gale yaasha" isigu habar wacdaan baa? laakiin ogoow xidigaha anigu "awal/waaxid" baan ugu jeclahay,waa xidig boqor ah xidigtaa
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Tola'ayee tola'ay....War heedheh Maskax faluuqoow ma maantaa walaashey u soo dhigatay? waxaad ku hadashay maanta wax aan kaa filanaayey marnaba ma ehyn, oo waxaan is lahaa abti waxaas kuma hadlo, LL dhan neh waan kaaga baxay maanta iyo wixii ka danbeeyso qurun yahoow reer baadiyaha ah.
Baashi, Inantu waa kuu diyaar awoowe, hadaad dooneysid in aad isla wada hadashaan PM ayaan telephone keeda kuugu soo dirayaa. Hadaad dooneysid in aad aqalka ku wada kulan taan nah, wadaadkii iyo xoogaa cimaamad ku duuban la kaaley xaafada 1415 Apt#207.... waa kaa warkii oo kooban
Juxa, indhodeera leyddiyeey Su'aasha aad i waydiisay waa su'aal qaali ah, hadaan isku dayo in aan kaaga jawaabo dhowr casho ayey igu qaadan doontaa. Balse jawaab gaaban hadaan kuu qeexo macaan, ragii waagii hore markey dulmi ama gef ama cadowtinimo dhex marto, marka loo gar qaadaayo oo xaalka loo xaajeynaayo waxaa aad iyo aad u muhiim aheyd in ay hablaha la dhashay is weydaarsadaan. Taas oo u jeedadeedu ay tahay in ay meeshaas colaad danbe uga dhex dhicin, oo labada reerood halkaa ku xididaan. juxa macaaneey,walaashey indha heyga ayaan ka jeclahay shaati meel yaala na ma aha, nin kaan siiyey nah (baashi) waa nin afar xiniinyood ah oo aan filaayo si munaasab in uu u dhaqan doono reerkiisa, duco ayaan ugu daraayaa walaashey ha badiso magaca reer qurac liqe...
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Awoowe baash, Anigaba kabfan ay iga aheyd waxaas, laakiin waan xad gudbay, habaarna kuuma quuro awoowe. kun iyo kow jeer iga raali ahoow walaalkiis. Xaalna waa i qabtaa, wixii la igu xukumo waan bixanayaa, gabar ila dhalatayna suubis aan kaaga dhigayaa awoowe. cafwan mar labaad,
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Baashi biijo,
Hubaal waxaa ah oo uu tuujiye xaaji qudhiisa marag iiga yahay, waayeelka in aan la diririn kuna af naqin. Asxaanka iyo xushmada ugu dadaalo, waxaan u qaban karana u qabto iyagoo raali ah mar waliba. 
Awoowe somaali waxay horey u tiri "Afeef hore la hoow ama adkeysi danbe la hoow" maxaa yeelay war ayaa si go'go'san igu soo gaaray. waxay la haayeen sidey islaantii aad dhowrka sano is wadeen kuugu qarxisay, ninkaad ahaan jirtay ma
tihid,
Awoowe agoow waa iska xaal aduun waxani. waana iska garanayaa ninka markuu da'aadaada gaaro uu guurkiina is qaban waayaan cidluu iska heehaabaa. awoowe macaan hadey midii aduunka ku seegtay tii aakhiraa ku seegi doonin, 72 xuural ceyn ayaan ilaahey kaaga baryaayaa, adigoo muruqyo gaduudan Ps:Waad ogsoontahay cirooleyda in aan adiga uun kaa sheegto
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^^^Awoowe gabay daraadiis hadey ayeeyo xataa xarash kuugu qabatay wali masii wadaa.
..oo sharci aa ka yaalo maa ku heysaa. ..tuujis xaaji, waan filan kari waayey odeygaan cadka ah in aad isku dhiibtay.Waraa malax is gali oo noo tif ninka wadaayoow.
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Score: 23
Analysis: You were most likely taking this test when you should have been doing something productive, like working. Make sure to tell all your friends to take this test, otherwise we are going to tell your boss on you.
Sanity Assessment: Your sanity is very high.
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For Both of you!
Juxa is a Plain Jane,
In a crowd : "Where is she?"
Dawaco is Star - Stuff,
In a crowd: "Who is she?"
Juxa Accepts -
"What best can be done - we do."
Dawaco Expects -
"What should be done - we must."
Juxa lives by Faith -
"He loves me."
Dawaco lives by Find -
"Does he love me?"
Juxa is Dutiful -
"First, we go to Somalia."
Dawaco is Delightful -
"First, we go to Switzerland."
Juxa is a Goat - slow and sure-footed -
Climbs a wet rock, without ever slipping.
Dawaco is a Deer - swifts and
Covers miles in minutes.
Juxa is Grass -
Happy, being what she is(humble).
Dawaco is a Plant -
Happy, becoming what she wants to.
Juxa is Earth -
"How do I give him love?"
Dawaco is Wind -
"How do I get his love?"
Juxa is Water :
Always Flowing downwards ,
Absorbing anything she meets.
Dawaco is Fire always Flying upwards
Converting everything she meets.
Juxa, the best Solution........
Dawaco, the best Salvation......
Who is Right ?.....
What is Right ??
**Another group hug please**
Your Welcome
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You are crap in bed!
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...check mate qofkaan ma taqaaaaaan....
LoooooL...waraa isboorke joone, yaa waaye qofkaan, ani ma kasaayiyee...yaa qanjaruufo afuufsan kula dhaco :mad:
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Laa xawla walaa quwata ilaa bilaah. Subxaanal llaaah, it's very sad indeed; she is in a better place.
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Bishaaro, foorjooyinka "foorida ganjeelo" oo la kor dhabay, oo hadana la hoos dhabay waaye kumaan. hadii la qaaday ama la jiidey isku indho lee u socdaan nooh.
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^^And yet,you say your NOT here to score POINTS.
Job very well done old friend. :confused: :confused: asxantu
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LoooL@Og-Moti, always knew you were a hater.
Dawaco and Juxa,
Waaw! magnifique! out of this world! Amazing sisters you are, I love you guys even more now. Inside am all messed up right now fo'real.
*come guys, group hug please*
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^^LoooL..wax waalan!...i would think, like any other soccer player she would stick to one position. Unless she is #10
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Ladies and Gentleman this horse ^ is not being truthful.LoooL "It's been 5 years i havn't even seen my own wedding video" ooooh whatta load of crap that is.
PS:ngonge can't help the feeling, you were a guest at my wedding thou.
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood
plasma.
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50)years of age or
older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from
each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from
dead skin.
(No wonder my house is so DUSTY!)
The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first "Marlboro Man."
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least
six (6)feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from
the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S. president whose name contains
all the letters
from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.
(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!?!!)
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jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. "You are
engaged" he said, give me your E-mail address and I'll send you the
application to fill, as well as when you will start.
The man replied, " I don't have a computer, neither an email"
I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email, which means you
do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only 10
US$ in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg
tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In less than two hours,
He succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times,
and returned home with 60 US$. The man realized that he can survive by
this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his
money doubles or triples every day.
Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his
own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the
biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future,
and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chooses a protection plan. When
the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.
The man replied, "I don't have an email ". The broker answered curiously,
"you don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to
build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an
email?"
The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office
boy at Microsoft!"
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M-deep,
you have some explaining to do brother.
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Maaansha allaah!
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Condolences to OG gal and family
in General
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Allah yarxama raaximiin abaayo...aamin
ilaahey jannah fardowso ha ka waraabsho....geeridu waa xaq.
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