Iffah

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  1. Posted

    Originally posted by Lefty:

    Qof hooyadaa iyo aabahaa dhaleen laakiin walaalkaa ama walaashaa ma aha. Sidey ku dhacday LOL ?

    Waa aniga nooh!

     

    That was too easy :D ..or was it?

  3. Posted

    Originally posted by **Sue**:

    "Brothers and sisters, I have none, but that man's father is my father's son."

     

    How is he related to the prisioner?

    Oh, I;ve seen a similar riddle before and I think I know the answer...but perhaps I shouldnt ruin it for the others.

     

    However, I dont think theres any harm in giving a lil hint...

     

    **Remember: The man has NO siblings, which rules out brother & uncle.

    ;)

  9. Posted

    Originally posted by nafta:

    Stress Reliever # 3

    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing

    Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

    Ouch!

  10. Posted

    UD - it's good to see ya back at this section ;)

     

    Originally posted by nuune:

    he thinks 2 much which makes his calool go round like a digsi gubtay

    Lol! ur jokes runtii... some of your replies crack me up :D

  11. Posted

    Originally posted by Nafisa:

    Section6er...thanks for changing the theme....couldn't stand those tube tops...nice shoes though.

    That's what I'm saying.

    But Nafisa, can you imagine me wearing those heels :eek: lol.

     

    Darman, thanks for sharing that site bro. I really love those clothes. It has given me some ideas for Eid. I wish I could understand the language tho :confused:

  12. Posted

    ^^ aaaw...ar wiilka u ooya :D

     

    Tuesday is my dreaded day (but you didn't ask that)..so scratch that.

     

    My fav day is Friday because it's our holiday as it has been said...and because I get to see my friends, who I hardly see the rest of the week...that's our special night! I wouldn't even mind studying with them if that's what they're upto (hey, it happens!)

     

    The weekend is no longer appealing to me, as I don't get my well deserved sleep :rolleyes:

  13. Posted

    Originally posted by Ameenah:

    Nova, looooooool U just makes me laugh walahi, everytime I remember the reaction on your face when I supoosedly said we were 'lovemaking' lol

    It is loafting - wasting time! Write it down please
    :D

    Loool! Loafting, driving thru that place at that hour trying to take pics (oops), hijacking you from all that fun (admit it, it was fun), and the silver SUV were the highlights of that weekend. :D

     

    I'm glad we finally hooked up (after playing phone tag for a while). It's nice to finally put a face to the name I've known for a long time...you're even lovelier in person. I gotta say I loved that accent...even if it was hard to understand you at times (ie loafting) ;) . You have good things to say about Toronto now, I'm sure. icon_razz.gif

    ps, I'll consider going for the F1, but I don't think Nova & Nafisa would agree with us on this one..lol!

     

    Nafisa:

    Gabar, I hope you're over that lil shock (sorry you two had to look :D )..and hopefully that's not what comes to mind when you remember me. Thanks alot for coming...it was pleasure to have finally met you, insha allah, we'll see each other soon...and hopefully, this time, we'll be in your side of town.

     

    Nova, I never asked if you forgave me for the lil scare..oh well, you've seen more worse than that I'm sure :D

     

    All in all...that was fun!

     

    Salaams.

  14. Posted

    ^^finally ;)

     

    You're a beautiful person...very mature, intelligent, hardworking, sociable, all around a cool nomad. (..I'm getting a little a teary eyed here icon_razz.gif ) ..oh yeah, and you write Somali well..(so I've noticed)...I'm happy to call you my dear sis.

     

    Nafisa!!!

    Woman, you need to clean out your PM!

     

    ps, sorry to interrupt your lil one on one thingie...but that was "must say" kinda urgent ya know.

     

    Gotta run...

    It's back to reality...back to school! :mad:

  16. Posted

    Good question. I have wondered the same thing on more than one occassion. But, I don't believe this is limited to Somalis only and I don't see why most people seems to think so. I don't think I need to reiterate that every race has it's good and bad people, as it has been said repeatedly in this forum.

     

    Anyways, I don't like attending weddings either, because of all the things you've mentioned. Seriously, we need to get over this useless gossip.

    Personally, I try to steer clear of those that are keen on spreading rumors, or always talking about someone else...what can I possibly gain from them? As I see it (& remind myself often) I have enough dambi as it is, and I don't need to accumulate more. Besides, I'm sure I'll be the topic of their discussion next week, so why bother befriending someone like that.

     

    As for being fake...if you've given me a reason to dislike you, I'll stay away from you..simple as that. I just hope most people would do the same. :rolleyes:

  17. Posted

    Og-Girl... I really hope this isn't the end of you SOL days...if it happens that way...I'm gonna miss you! :( ..I wish you all the best with school and hopefully you'll be among us next summer.

     

    btw, daddy should cut the cable, not your internet service. How are you gonna do research? Go on, reason with him a little. ;)

     

    Salaams.

  20. Posted

    Hey guys,

     

    I saw this game in another forum & thought it'd be interesting to see it played out here.

     

    Now this is supposed to be a positive game...so please refrain from negative comments. I'm sure we can play this maturely.

     

    This is how it goes:

    You post a word(s) about the nomad that has replied before you. For example, say Flying-Still has replied before me. I'll say "^ has a cute avator." (can't think of anything else now) :rolleyes:

     

    Your descriptions can be as short as one word or as long as a paragraph...longer if you wish...(but pls spare us from reading anything longer than a sentence ) icon_razz.gif

  21. Posted

    Kids Say the Darnest Things...

     

    TEACHER : Why are you late?

    WEBSTER : Because of the sign.

    TEACHER : What sign?

    WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

     

     

    TEACHER : Cindy, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

    CINDY : You told me to do it without using tables!

     

    TEACHER : John, how do you spell "crocodile"?

    JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

    TEACHER : No, that's wrong

    JOHN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

     

    TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

    SARAH : H I J K L M N O !!

    TEACHER : What are you talking about?

    SARAH : Yesterday you said it is H to O!

     

    TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America.

    GEORGE : Here it is!

    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

    CLASS : George!

     

    TEACHER : Willy, name one important thing we have today that we

    didn't

    Have ten years ago.

    WILLY : Me!

     

    TEACHER : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

    TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

     

    TEACHER : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

    ELLEN : I is...

    TEACHER : No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

    ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

     

    TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

    JOHNNY : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same

    time."

     

    TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry

    tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father

    didn't punish him?"

    JOHNNY : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

     

    TEACHER : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

    SAM : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

     

    TEACHER : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asYour brother's. Did you copy his?

    DESMOND : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

     

    TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

    STUDENT : A teacher.

     

    SILVIA : Dad, can you write in the dark?

    FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?

    SYLVIA : Your name on this report card.

     

    **********

     

     

    MY FOOTSTEPS?

    An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this

    story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the

    way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope

    on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and

    began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my

    friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!

    Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome

    to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

     

     

    A WISE LITTLE GIRL

    A certain little girl, when asked her name, would

    reply, "I'm Mr.. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother

    told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane

    Sugarbrown." The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday

    School, and said, "Aren't you Mr.. Sugarbrown's

    daughter?" She replied, "I thought I was, but mother

    says I'm not."

     

     

    TOO ROUGH

    A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside

    and play with the boys?"

    Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the

    boys, they're too rough."

    The little girl thought about it for a few moments

    and asked, "If I can

    find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

     

     

    THUMB SUCKING

    A boy had reached four without giving up the habit

    of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried

    everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it

    with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally

    she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you

    don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is

    going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day,

    walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant

    woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old

    considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke

    to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what *you've* been

    doing."

     

     

    THE LORD'S PRAYER

    A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's

    prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated

    it after her mother. One night she said she was ready

    to solo. The mother listened with pride as she

    carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of

    the prayer.

    "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver

    us some e-mail, Amen."

     

     

    SO KEEP THE SINGING DOWN, OK?

    A Sunday school teacher asked her little children,

    as they were on the way to church service, "And why is

    it necessary to be quiet in church? "One bright little girl

    replied, "Because people are sleeping."

     

     

    THE PRESSED LEAF

    A little boy opened the big and old family Bible

    with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned

    them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked

    up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree

    that has been pressed in between pages. "Momma, look

    what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got

    there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the

    young boy's voice he answered:

    It's Adam's suit!!!!!"