Amiira

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  2. Posted

    In da club remix...

    Go Go Go

    Go Naya its January 1st

    We gon party like its january 1st

    and u know we dont give a damn cause its everybodys birthdate

    U can find me in the riwayaa

    pocket full of khad

    look naya i got what u need

    if u need to take a bus

    iam into making money

    i aint into making love

    so come give me your welfare check

    if u wanna feel a thug

    when i pull up front

    u see the bus on time

    we roll 20 deep

    all using the same line

    now that i roll with the wariors

    they wanna show me love

    when u drive a taxi cab everybody show u love

    but nothing change hold down,see us

    see biggie in the spot waraa roll the trees up

    When u see how i move u mistake me for waryaa! pimp

    seen planes with RPG's but i dont walk with a limp

    amran called me somali 5o wow

    i know she likes me but i want her to "do" me like she did "shaq"

    but holla in hargeisa females say iam so so

    i got all the rappers between my legs in a chokehold

    I feel focused man,my money on my mind

    got nothing from somalinet but iam still on the grind

    Now asho say she feeling my style she feeling my flo

    she got nasro with her and they ready to go..okaaaaaaay

    U can find me in the riwayaa

    pocket full of khad

    look naya i got what u need

    if u need to take a bus

    iam into making money

    i aint into making love

    so come give me your welfare check

    if u wanna feel a thug

    Dont act like u dont know who we be either

    all time at the riwayaa about to pop off...

     

     

    ENJOY

  5. Posted

    SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (SHIT)

     

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (SHIT). We are trying to give employees more SHIT than anyone else.

     

    If you feel that you do not receive your share of SHIT on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the SHIT list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the SHIT you can handle. Employees who don't take their SHIT will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (DEEP SHIT). Those who fail to take DEEP SHIT seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (EAT SHIT). Since our managers took SHIT before they were promoted, they don't have to do SHIT anymore, and are all full of SHIT already.

     

    If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (BULL SHIT). Those who are full of BULL SHIT will get the SHIT jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (DIP SHIT).

     

    If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (HOT SHIT).

     

    Thank you

     

    BOSS IN GENERAL

    SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

    (BIG SHIT)

  9. Posted

    How to Identify An ***** (Doqon) ?

     

    (1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".

     

    (2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

     

    (3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

     

    (4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

     

    (5) He tries to drown a fish.

     

    (6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

     

    (7) He trips over a cordless phone.

     

    (8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

     

    (9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

     

    (10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

     

    (11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.

     

    (12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.

     

    (13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.

     

    (14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.

     

    (15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.

     

    (16) He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an ***** !!!

  16. Posted

    I don't think so MrClerk, the real Somali woman don't do that.

    Here is how Somali Woman Date

     

    1st Date: Take her and her friends out for Expensive dinner

    2nd Date: Meet her Family

    5th Date: set up wedding date if the family aproved.

  17. Posted

    HAHAHA CAMBARO LUUL'S PICTURE, HAHAHAH. THAT IS VERY FUNNY AND FOR REAL SOMALIA LOVERS SEND SUCH A LETTER TO EACH OTHER. MY COUSIN'S GIRL FRIEND SEND A LETTER JUST LIKE THAT. AHAHAHAHA, AND HOW ABOUT A+, DARMAN LEAVE THE SISTER A LONE. SHE PROBABLEY WILL SEE THIS PICTURE AND WON'T LIKE IT. A+ PICTURE THAT IS SEARIOUS THING, THE REST KEEP IT COMING AHAHAHAHA

    :D:D:D

  18. Posted

    How to Identify An ***** (Doqon) ?

     

    (1) He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".

     

    (2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

     

    (3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

     

    (4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

     

    (5) He tries to drown a fish.

     

    (6) If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

     

    (7) He trips over a cordless phone.

     

    (8) He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

     

    (9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

     

    (10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

     

    (11) He invents a solar powered flashlight.

     

    (12) He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.

     

    (13) He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.

     

    (14) He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.

     

    (15) He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.

     

    (16) He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an ***** !!!

     

    Submitted by Stephen from Penang, Malaysia.

  19. Posted

    21st Century Love Letter

    MODERN LOVE LETTER

     

    Dearest Girl :

    I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 03th of April 2001. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 31st of March 2001 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

     

    The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us . Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer .

     

    Thanking you in anticipation.

     

    Yours sincerely,

    [boy]

     

    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

     

    MODERN REPLY OF MODERN LOVE LETTER

     

    Dear Boy :

    Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment.

     

    If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a placed luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions on myself.

     

    If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest . Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

     

    Yours perhaps,

    [Girl]

     

     

    So next time when you are deting, this is the new way.

  21. Posted

    I am advising anyone not to be programmer unless you can handle the stress. It is not a fun job!

    I studied e-commerce, but I guess it was west money. I couldn't sit in front of the computer all day coding . I don't know how the software people do it. It is the most boring job ever. So before you get enroll make sure you like the field.

     

    Peace

  22. Posted

    I am advising anyone not to be programmer unless you can handle the stress. It is not a fun job!

    I studied e-commerce, but I guess it was west money. I couldn't sit in front of the computer all day coding . I don't know how the software people do it. It is the most boring job ever. So before you get enroll make sure you like the field.

     

    Peace

  25. Posted

    Assalamu alaikum Sis Mizz-HurriCane

    I found that not eating at least 3 or 4 hours prior to the time I sleep help me to wake up for salat fajr. Read Aytul Kursi 3(Suratul Nas, Ikhlas, Falq) If you do those, you don't even need alam clock specially sleeping on empty stomch help.

     

     

    Allah Knows the Best

     

    Assalamu alaikum