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  1. Posted

    He's going to get evicted first. There is no chance that this guy is ever going to win or last in there for more than two weeks. I was never a fan of Big Brother but now with this guy in there, I just can't help but stare. Just as I would do if I came across some horrific accident!

    :eek: :eek:

  2. Posted

    Big Brother!

     

    "Ahmed Aghil

     

    Ahmed is originally from Somalia, but had to flee during the civil war and came to England as an asylum seeker. He is now a British citizen. Ahmed is a Muslim and speaks English, Italian, Arabic, Somali and Merkani and recently got a law degree."

     

    He claims to dislike gay people! At least eight of the twelve people with him in that house are GAY(one is a woman who used to be a man). Ceebay..erm..tacaaal?

  6. Posted

    Cant contribute personally as i dont have the vocabulary nor ability to construct a sentence.

    You came to the right place then! Give it a try, make up a sentence of your own. My Somali is not the best in the world but I have perfected the Waji Loox (wooden face) style of speaking and writing Somali. If I make a mistake people either correct me or laugh (sometimes both). When they correct me they do me a favour and when they laugh my Waji Loox comes into play and I keep plugging on, ma garatay?

     

    Always remember though, language is nothing but a form of communication; if your aim is to become a poet then maybe you’ll need to work on your sentence construction and vocabulary. However, if your aim is only to communicate and get people to understand you, as a start, broken Somali should not be a problem.

     

     

    You should see me when I’m speaking to my Chinese friends, in Cantonese; hung mung jung baaah ** Waji Loox frown ** :cool:

  9. Posted

    Despite the hard and awful life he led, the boy seemed happy with his lot. I was swearing my head off while watching that show. Not just because of little Mukhtar but because of all of the other people in that show too. I felt sorry for the Hmong (or was he from Nepal) guy that was feeding his kids fish! His two-year-old son looked horrible with his tiny “big” belly (don’t really know how else to describe it!). There were also the people of that village who all came out crying because they thought their rescuers have finally arrived (or are they same people?). Then there was the mad Shushila! That show was all about her, wasn’t it?

     

    I was still screaming at the TV in anger when they suddenly showed the clip of Mukhtar buying Jaat. His friend who was not that much older than him looked hilarious (I know I shouldn’t laugh at this Tragedy but the worst things in life are those that make you laugh). The boy was so high on Jaat he didn’t seem to have any care in the world of where he was or what he was doing. :(

  10. Posted

    What is it with British TV and children at war these days? Two days ago they had a program on channel four about a 12-year-old Palestinian child that wanted to become a suicide bomber. It was a very sad and touching program (though I didn’t agree with their conclusions – they were subtly bashing Islam). Now, we have this show about the life of a 14-year-old Somali kid. It doesn’t promise to be a very cheerful program either. :mad:

  11. Posted

    when Dorothy needed advice where did she look? DOWN

    Can just imagine Dorothy with her pigtails and stripy dress right now. Maybe it’s my twisted mind but that line is full of double entendres and innuendo. :rolleyes:

  16. Posted

    Philip, if you lived anywhere near Kings Cross you would be a southerner, mate. What’s this I hear about you being a FEMALE, man! Who are you hiding from, sxb? Wait, wait, don’t tell me on here. Send me e-mail with all the gossip. :rolleyes:

  18. Posted

    I’m starting to get really really bored now.

     

     

    Today, Rudeboy and Yassin Stockholm were Loitering around outside the maqaaxi trying to pass the time and think of things to do in the evening.

     

    Rudeboy: Oi, Yaz blud, when are you gonna take me to see some girls, blud?

     

    Yassin: soon come, blud, soon come! I’s got dese couple of girls dat live on dier own and if you go see dem dey make you conto, sit you down in a qaaci and give you jaat, blud. Propa Somalian hospitality, ya get me blud?

     

    Rudeboy: yeah yeah, man. but, I’s don’t chew no jaat, blud. I’s heard if you chew jaat yous be like a retarded zombie, blud! Plus ya get mash up teeth, ya get me? Amyways, if we’s gonna be sitting wid da girls dem we ‘ave to stay sharp and focused blud, ya get me? Gots to drop dem fine chat up lines on dem, blud, gots to.

     

    Yassin: Wooo, get a grip, blud. Nac nac overdose, ya get me? You’s don’t ‘ave to chew notin. You’s just pretend blud, ya get me? See when dem girls give you jaat and shaah dey know you aint gonna sit and chew like a Orgi, blud. Dey wants you to chat to dem, blud. Dey know if you chew too much jaat you’ll be no good, doqhon yaho.

     

    Rudeboy: aight, aight, I gets ya blud. So, wat you saying, yeah, is dat I’s only ‘ave to pretend, yeah? Easy blud, easy peasy leen squeezy, blud. I’s a natural born actor blud, ya get me? As a matter of fact, when I’s was in school I’s done da school play, blud. I’s played Othello! Da black geezer in Shakespeare, blud ya get me? “O, devil, devil! If dat da Earth could teem wid woman’s tears, yeah, Each drop she falls would prove a crocodile. Out of my sight, blud!”.

    I’s don’t want no Desdemona though, bro. I’s want a nice Somalian girl, ya get me? So, don’t fret yeah, I’s gonna act like I’s Will Smith or somthin, yeah?

     

    Yassin: you on drugs or somethin, blud? What’s dis Otheelo and Shiek Zubair rubbish you chatting, man? you sounds like a white boy, ya get me? Listen yeah, listen. We go’s in dere and I’s gonna start talking to da hablo, aight? All you have to do is follow da leader leader leader, follow da leader, aight?

     

    Rudeboy: you tink I’s can’t chat up a couple a somalian girls, blud? I’s a Rudeboy waryaa, don’t ever forget dat, yeah? I’s never met a gabadh who didn’t think I’s buff, ya get me?

     

    Yassin: **snigger** you is talking about Laandhan girls, blud. We home now, different rules blud, ya get me? You’s can’t use rudeboy style on dem girls dem, man. let me aks you a question, blud, let me aks you a question! Do you know any somalian songs? Love songs, blud, love songs or even some gabaay? Do you know any Celmi Bodhari stuff?

     

    Rudeboy: huh? Now yous on drugs, blud! Why you aksing me about music, man? Celmi Bodhari? Who dat, blud?

     

    Yassin: is a game, man. see when we’s go to da hablo gori we’s goin to sit and chat, yeah? Dey is goin to sing and we’s ‘ave to sing back to dem blud, ya get me?

     

    Rudeboy: I’s not gonna sing for no woman, blud. I’s a thug, blud, I’s a thug.

     

    Yassin: yeah but singin is da chat up line, ya get me? You’s got to sing da girl a song dat tells her what you want, ya get me? Like say if it’s a English song yeah, you’s got to drop a verse dat will make da girl go all jororoc, ya get me?

     

    Rudeboy: aight, let me test my somalian music knowledge on you, blud. “Bari hore waxa jiray..laa laa laa” is dis da type of ting you mean, star?

     

    Yassin: you know what blud, I tink, you’s better sit and chew the jaat, for real! I’s gonna be singin for dem girls and I’s gonna do all da hard work, aight? Just wink at me and tell me which one you like, blud. I’s gonna soften her up for you good and propa, ya get me?

     

    Rudeboy: naah blud, I’s don’t want your girls. I’s don’t need nobody to do my work for me, ya get me? So you keep your jaat chewing hablo and I’s gonna try and hit on dem new girls dat just arrived from Holland, blud. I hears Holland girls are well up for it, ya get me blud ya get me?

     

     

    In the next episode, RudeBoy accidentally steps on an ancient road mine and DIES. His last reported words were :

     

    “ I’s lived like a thug and I’s got blown up and died like a thug, ya gets me? Tell Hoyo not to cry too much I’s died a HERO and saved many Caroor from stepping on dat damn mine, blud” :(

  20. Posted

    It looks like they’ve been cleaning the site, curly. They got rid of the archive section if you hadn’t noticed. I’m not sure if it’s my eyes but the message on the site when it was down said something like “ The site is temporarily suspended, we’ll be back in a few MINUTES”!

     

     

    Don’t start throwing your keyboards about, admins..We expect nothing less from you..Gaalo gaalo la eskam dhigo..Somali time all the way ... :D

  21. Posted

    This is a thread in a women’s forum about women for women. I don’t consider myself a woman (though if I were one I’m sure I’d be an irresistible, lovely, stunning and delightful sort of girl – alas, you girls will have to do without me in your midst).

     

     

    My contradictions are all good, I’m told (See? Another dose of modesty lest you start thinking I’m being arrogant again). :cool:

  22. Posted

    Hello Philip! How are you doing on this fine sunny day?

     

    This is about the North and South of England(not even the UK). People who live under the stairs (as an old mate of mine used to refer to your lot) would not understand what's going on. So, carry on with your "huhs".

     

    :D