NGONGE

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  1. ^^ Sheikh Nur is on Alshabab recruitment drive these days. I would not send any despairing young men his way if I were you. My bridge idea is much better.
  2. Originally posted by Haatu: Afareyda soo rid oo soo badi laakiin waxaad ogaataa, Ngonge waa nin Carab ah oo buuran oo Soomaalida neceb. Asagaaba is dhaqaajin karin iskaba daa qof uu difaaco Weligii lagama yaabo in uu kuu hiiliyo. Waa runtaa. Anigu Xiin ban ka hor jayda. Iminka na final warning ban bixiyaay. Hadi aad Sheikh Maaddeey ka hadhi waydaan gabay iyo wuxoon kale ban idin ku sii deyn ila aad i sasabatan o tidhaahdan 'kaadaa PLEASE, af somaliga ha ku ciyaarin'. اين انت يا شيخ ماديي؟ هل حفرت خندقا عندما رأيت هذه الاحزاب؟
  3. ^^ You'll soon start hearing about him. He's playing real well in tonight's game.
  4. Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tusbax: Maaddeey waaguu khamiiskii ka cararay ee uu suud xidhay way ka horeysay dagaalkan. Anyway, nin waxan u joojin buuna aheyn. To claim that he is a script is one thing but to have the audacity of suggesting that we have been communicating with Sh. Sharif all this time is just crazy.
  5. ^^ Man U have not beaten Liverpool in the last three games (or was it four?). This is another game where they will lose.
  6. ^^ Are you looking at the picture on Maaddeey's Avatar and thinking raggan baxar bay galeen too?
  7. ^^ Reer magaalka wax ii saxa waa Blessed iyo Maaddeey. Kilmadii oon bay igu mudaan iyaado saxsan, ana inkastoon af somaliga jajabiya axmaq ma ihi, saaxib. Anyway, a full fledged Somali review at this point would be out of order. Ma waxaad doonaysa in la igu dicaayadiiyo 'waa kii marko buug akhristay nin wax qori kara is mooday'? raxima allahu imri'in caraf qadra nafsih, adeer. (but give me a few more months).
  8. NGONGE

    Universal TV!

    Heh@STOIC..I never listen to radio, saaxib. It does not have that same feel as TV does.
  9. ^^ Leave Sheikh Maaddeey alone you bullies. I was going to come to his rescue earlier but he put me off with his comments about broken Somali. Maaddeey, see what I told you about threads started by A&T full of praise and amaan?
  10. @Maddeey Originally posted by xiinfaniin: bal muu afsoomali ku review gareeyo buugga I attached a Somali review, xaasid yaho.
  11. ^^ This was my first ever Somali book (all 416 pages of it). But I'm tempted to get his other books now.
  12. Blessed. They deserve it. I am with the husband here.
  13. Before I tell you why, let me give you the background first. It all started on the day I went to the book signing of that Black Mamba Boy book, by Nadifa Mohamed. People were lining up to buy their own copy and get it signed by the author. I sat back and decided to let the crowd disperse before going to get mine. When I did, I noticed that there were two books for sale. One was by Ms Nadifa and the other was by someone called Cabdullahi Cawad Cige! The name of the second author rang a bell. I knew I've heard it before and in order to confirm my suspicion; I grabbed the book and quickly read the introduction and the information about the author. It turned out that the man lives in Liverpool, England. It said that he lived there since the late eighties. It must be the Cabdullahi that I knew. Once I realised it was he, I was obliged to buy his book (isku raas banu nahay, oo waliba bari ayuu i suuriyaay – Bal Maaddeey ha ogado in aan anigu ilaawin koobka shaha la ii qaaday in the early 90s). At first, I thought the book would bore me and I would give up within the first few pages. In addition, the first few pages of the book had a quick translation giving an overall summary in English. I already knew what the story was all about (AIDS), so was there any point in reading the book itself and putting myself through the torture? I am happy to report that there was. I have not read any Somali books in the past and therefore cannot comment on the literary style, mastery of words or even the poetic ability of the author. However, I have read many other books in two different languages and believe that I have developed an eye for a story that is told well, and, this one is told really well. The story starts with the relationship between Keenadiid the schoolteacher and Nuura the pretty girl with a limp. The girl is discriminated against because of her mother's clan but this does not stop the teacher from befriending her and having his wicked way with her. He later ignores her pleas when she tells him that she's pregnant. The girl's aunt (Asli) is the neighbour of the schoolteacher. She is a traditional lady who is into her incense burning and communications with spirits. The girl tells her aunt about her pregnancy, the aunt burns her incense, the schoolteacher loses his mind. I can go on and describe every character and the way they are portrayed in the book but that will not serve any purpose here. For I was not impressed with the characters themselves (though I related to every single one of them, even the AIDS virus), I was more impressed with the way the author introduced a character, left him to simmer in the background and then brought him back into the story (in later chapters) fully formed and with a tale of his own. The story is about AIDS after all and this little method was like a virus in itself. He infects you with the thought and then allows it to spread until you find yourself completely immersed in the life story of that person. Take Kaahin for instance. He was a layabout in London who spent most of his time chewing and receiving social benefits. When his two brothers (one an SNM hero and the other a doctor) refuse to accept the job of being the Minster of Health in SL, the old men who struck a clan deal with the president turn their attention to Kaahin and pluck him out of his aimless life in London. On his way to SL, he stops in Addis Ababa, sleeps with a prostitute, gets infected with the AIDS virus and goes to Hargeisa to take up his duties as Minster of Health. The author covers so many issues and problems so masterfully that it makes one forget how each and every one of these issues would fill an entire book on its own. He talks of the SNM struggle without preening or pride. He describes the life and background of a Somali government soldier that is about to be killed by an SNM sniper. He later creates a moving scene where the sniper is having a nightmare involving the soldier's wife and children asking him why he killed their dad/husband. Further on, he beautifully builds up another scene involving a government soldier, the sniper (who has become an SNM hero by now), an elusive ostrich and a sleeping snake. The short and long of that scene is that: the sniper is trying to kill the soldier but he can't see him because the soldier had bent down to tie his own shoelaces. Meanwhile, a tired ostrich that has been earlier chased by this same soldier is looking for a place to sit down and rest. She finds a tree with lots of fallen leaves around it. Under the leaves, lies a sleeping snake. The ostrich sits and the snake bites it. The ostrich fleas in pain. The sniper sees it but mistakes it for the soldier and stands up to have a good aim at the tiny head in the distance running to and fro. The soldier gets up and sees the sniper that killed many of his comrades standing openly in the distance and aiming his gun at something to his right. Both men take their aim. As the soldier's bullet tastes flesh, the sniper's one blows the ostrich's head into smithereens. The other issues covered include ghosts; illiterate wadaads and the way people view AIDS. In addition, I am sure many of us had heard someone or other referring to tribalism as being some sort of AIDS virus. Well, the author goes even further and gives the AIDS virus a name (he calls him Roge – as in waxbo roga). However, he doesn't leave it at that. He gives the virus a personality and a major part in the story (as a character and not just a problem). In the story, Roge lives in the body of an English schoolteacher. The teacher sleeps with a Somali girl and transfers Roge to her. By the time she finds out (14 years later), Roge has gone forth and multiplied. In this multiplication he practically created his own clan. For the rest of the book, whenever there is a sex scene (not many and not that erotic), Roge has to give long speeches to his clan and tell them to prepare for movement. Furthermore, Roge and his kin, in whatever body they enter (apart from the Ethiopian prostitute's), always have to wage war against the white blood cells. With Roge being the caaqil of this section of the AIDS family, he always has to gee his troops up and tell them that in other bodies their counterparts finish the job in half the time (he gets a chance to say 'I told you so' when they enter the prostitute's body and find many viruses already residing there). The story has its sad parts, it has its funny parts and it has parts that make the reader think about the situation of Somalia and Somalis. It criticises and shows up ignorance in the religious community, the Diaspora and even pokes much hilarious fun at the president of SL. But every point is valid, every dig is measured and every character is readable. The book is called ROGE. Here is a review in Somali
  14. NGONGE

    Universal TV!

    ^^ It wouldn't help. I'd probably beat him up. But I'd love to volunteer for the adverts.
  15. ^^ What a thought! What a thought!
  16. ^^ Has Ibti been back since that day she said she'll go see Sh. Sharif?
  17. Originally posted by Kamavi: quote:Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: Ngonge, Did you open that Minyaro horta ??? War ka jawaab dheh... Maxan ka jawaaba dee? Wuu ba i saadinaya saaxib. Minyaro an aan wali guursan ayuuu kuleeyahay 'ma furtay?'. Wabaan o cadhooday minyaradaydi aan jirin.
  18. NGONGE

    Universal TV!

    ^^ Clips from some programs are. But I think U TV have a website where you can watch some programs online. For the rest, as Juje already said, nothing is really perfect and U TV is far from perfect (which is why most people find it addictive). The only problem I have with Universal TV is why they have not interviewed Sh. Sharif yet. I trust Nadaara to ask him all the questions we want to ask (maybe Juje can arrange it).
  19. NGONGE

    Universal TV!

    ^^ All accidental really. The Somali book is real good. It's like an Indian movie. I'll write about it tomorrow insha allah (and may even quote some parts). Heh@A&T. The pictures and sound in that advert don't even fit but the laugh is crazy.
  20. ^^ I'm not riding two mules. The mule is sick, saaxib. I'm riding a horse. Plus, no such thing as principles in Somali politics. It is all about opportunities. I see no opportunity with Sh. Sharif and his ilk. I see plenty with our so called mugger.
  21. As most people on here already know, I have become an avid fan of Universal TV. I find their adverts side splitting, some of their news coverage impressive and their programs interesting. Cagmadhige is a personal favourite. The young lady that presents the Music Show and the calls she receives are hilarious (she got an old man phoning her and telling her off for being on TV recently). The programs with the doctors and most of their callers are also very interesting. Then there are the short films/riwaayado (Ilka Case and his gang of five come up with the lamest stories imaginable but their acting makes up for it all). But, really, where U TV excels is in their politics and news coverage. They have reporters in every part of Somalia and most of them are really good (if somewhat A&T like). Xamdi in Nairobi slouches on the chair when she’s interviewing an important Kenyan-Somali politician. Khadar Cakule puts too much gel in his hair. Modi Al Cadaala has the most amazing collection of shirts (but gets beaten hands down by the young guy from Buhoodle). However, the real man that makes up U TV for me is the majestic Cabdulqaadir Nadaara! I remember hearing that he was kidnapped in Somalia a couple of years ago and that only served to increase my admiration for the man. An example of the man’s authority and dedication to his job was the interview he had (LIVE) with one Mr Something Azhari, who is the Minster for the Somali Qurba Joog (or something along these lines). In the interview, the minster announced that the Somali government would open an office in the UK to deal with the issues relating to Somalis living in the UK. Like a flash, Nadaara hit him with the question (and I paraphrase), “why do we need such an office when the UK is full of offices dedicated to the Somali communities?”. The minster waffled some nonsense and went on about the importance of this office and how it can benefit everyone. But the irrepressible Nadaara cut him off and asked how this would apply to those identifying themselves as citizens of SL. He then decided to make the minster’s discomfort complete by asking him if this office was the idea of the Somali or British government. “We never heard of such an office until Sh. Sharif visited London. Did the British government tell him to open such an office?” In a media where pointless websites invent all manner of stories and allow Somali politicians to dictate interviews, Mr Nadaara stands alone. Hail to thee, bespectacled one. Or as cagmadhige would say: Ya salaam, ya salaam, ya salaam.