An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished. He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life? The wife put down her drink and said..."let the old ******* dig. I had him buried upside down."

That shit is sick but i still luffed..

Somalia NATIONAL SECURITY Armed Forces: As of January 1991, Somali National Army and all related military and security forces disbanded; indeterminate elements reconstituted as clan militias and irregular regional forces. Major Tactical Units: Until January 1991, Army ground forces organized into twelve divisions composed of four tank brigades, forty-five mechanized and infantry brigades, four commando brigades, one surface-to-air missile brigade, three field artillery brigades, thirty field battalions, and one air defense battalion. Poor serviceability of obsolete equipment of Soviet and United States origin. Somali Air Force organized into three fighter ground attack squadrons; three fighter squadrons; one counterinsurgency squadron; one transport squadron; and one helicopter squadron. None believed to be operational in 1992. Small, poorly equipped naval force not believed to be operational. Major Military Suppliers: Exclusively supplied by Soviet Union until 1977 when Treaty of Friendship and Cooperation was terminated. Subsequently Somalia improved relations with United States and received average of US$36 to $US40 million per year of United States military assistance between 1983 and 1986. Levels of military aid during 1980s insufficient to avert deterioration and collapse of Somali armed forces by 1991. Military Costs: Military expenditures totaled about US$44.5 million annually for 1980-90 decade. Military procurement supported largely by foreign financial assistance and military aid. Paramilitary and Internal Security Forces: Somali Police Force, People's Militia, and National Security Service disbanded as of January 1991

If love was jazz I'd be dazzled by its razzmatazz.. If love was a sax, i'd melt in its brassy flame like wax... If love was a guitar, i'd pluck it's six strings, eight to the bar.. If love was drum, i'd be caught in it's snare, kept under it's thumb.. If love was trumpet, i'd blow it.. If love was jazz, i'd sing it's praises like Larkin has.. But love isn't jazz... It's an organ recital.. Eminently worthy not nearly as vital.. If love was jazz, i'd always want more.. I'd be a requlare on that smoky dance-floor..

The picture looks as if Paul got tangled in the shia Muslim leader’s beard and for Colin holdin the Koran? Hmmm Well I don’t think there is anything wrong with a kuffer ownin the holy Koran…. As long as the person knows that u HAVE too be clean in order too hold the Koran.. I find shia Muslim’s too be very strange ppl.. One elderly shia Muslim told me that I cant be Muslim cos am BLACK so there u goo ..

Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy. To irritate the pakistani guy they strike up this conversation: John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India? Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many muslims there." (The pakistani guy stirs in his seat) John: "Are you going to Iran?" Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with muslims!" John: "Are you going to Indonesia?" Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with muslims!" (By now the pakistani guy is getting really mad....) John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?" Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with muslims!!" Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says; "WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS THERE!!!"

Damn… I feel sorry for those ppl that are actually called Farah and xalimo.. If their name wasn’t bad enuff already u guys are really addin fuel too the fire.. I mean when ever u actually callin out Farah or xalimo the poor person doesn’t know if ur insulting them or just simply callin out their name.. And by the way does anyone know what happened too the community section????

You truly cracked me up… I pissed n my pants reading your post( and I mean that literally) now I got too go and change my under-wear.. Lil word of advice, next time keep it brief cos reading what appeared 2 be a whole assay can be boring..