ShayShay

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  1. INAA LILAAHI WA INAA IleyhI raajicuun "Kulu Nafsin daa'iqatul Mowt" Allaha Unaxariisto........Janatul firdowsa allaha Geeyo BOTH
  2. ((((Subxaanallah))) HODa are u OUT of ur MIND abaaaaaayo arent' chu MUSLIM??? what kinda Question are u ASKIN US?? Imma ANswer ya Question FIRST Dey are MUSLIMZ Second its HARAAM THIRD it is a BIGGO SIN (dey gotta ask ALLAH 4 forgiviness))) 4th Dey r too AFRAID to get PRAGNENT wit a baby dat dey DONT EVEN KNO' dere DADY lemme ask u a QUESTIN have u ever done it? IF YES why were u SO AFRAID?
  3. ((((Subxaanallah))) HODa are u OUT of ur MIND abaaaaaayo arent' chu MUSLIM??? what kinda Question are u ASKIN US?? Imma ANswer ya Question FIRST Dey are MUSLIMZ Second its HARAAM THIRD it is a BIGGO SIN (dey gotta ask ALLAH 4 forgiviness))) 4th Dey r too AFRAID to get PRAGNENT wit a baby dat dey DONT EVEN KNO' dere DADY lemme ask u a QUESTIN have u ever done it? IF YES why were u SO AFRAID?
  4. ((((Subxaanallah))) HODa are u OUT of ur MIND abaaaaaayo arent' chu MUSLIM??? what kinda Question are u ASKIN US?? Imma ANswer ya Question FIRST Dey are MUSLIMZ Second its HARAAM THIRD it is a BIGGO SIN (dey gotta ask ALLAH 4 forgiviness))) 4th Dey r too AFRAID to get PRAGNENT wit a baby dat dey DONT EVEN KNO' dere DADY lemme ask u a QUESTIN have u ever done it? IF YES why were u SO AFRAID?
  5. AHHAHHAHAHHAH Darman intey Kudheheen ey Kaa tageen.....waraa adi BOOTadan kugu Jeclaaday.. Dadka dhan aa umaleyni inaad ka adagtahay LOOOOOOOOL dont wanna Start beef wit cha lakiin wan kula yabanahay LOOOL i am Glad i am not in YOUR list
  6. HAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH KIX KIX KIX KIX LMAO......XAGE USIDATA BARKINTA KULAHAAA.....WUU U DHAMEEEEYE MISKIIIN HAHAHHAHHAHAH ALA WAN FUURAY GOOD 1 SXB
  7. i think they are cousins....coz each ones DAD is other ones...GRAND PA.coz dey exchange girlz REMEMBER!!! I dunno juss GUESSIN LOL
  8. ShayShay

    Habaaar

    LOOOOOOOOOOOL Maxaaa tiri waraaa qalqaali Habaaaar badnida ma habar baa tahay...U FORGOT SUN LAGUUU QASSSS LOL
  9. LMAO YA'LL Made me laugh walaaaaaaahi......kixk ixk ixkix wajigiisa makataqanaaa kulahaaaaaa...wraaaaa write some more nooooh i got one.....wajigiisa makataqanaaa wariiri lug kajabay oo dikfer uluudayo LOL i think dats a good one
  10. ShayShay

    marqaatigii

    Looooooooooooooooooool nice joke....but i don't Got da First one....cumarow aweysow...LOL i understand da UKUN PART thnx thou.Keep it up
  11. LOOOOOL nuune Maxaaaaa tiri 1972 aan ruwayad fiirsaday aah waaaaah...Duqaa teheeee Mayarid..!!!!!!!!!!! like i said....af soomaligaga mafahmin....TURJIMAAN noo keen sxb...si aanan isugu qaldamin...sidii gabartaa iyo naaagtas LOL ------------------------------------------------- Sir Naageed Lama Sal gaaro.
  12. WUZZZZZZZZZZ up how ya'll doin'...Iska waramoos Maxaaa isku dhacayoos... SEEE tihiinooos.....ISIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MY SOMALI is of da HOOK...Heeeeeeeezy Fa shiiiiiiizzzzzy.... Eyo Souty..WAGUWAN BLOOD thanx 4 openin' DIS TOPIC I got one joke i think its really AFGARANWaa too..here it comes so HOLLAAAA!! Naag Reer WAQOOYI ah aa waxaa ushaqeeyneysay gabar REER XAMAR ah.. Naag Reer Waqooyi says: Naaayeee Maanta Meel baaan yar gaarayaayey adigoo guriga sii fiiqey aan soo laabto oo meelkasta sidii muryaadii leyskaga dhex arkayo. Gabar Reer Xarmar says: OK abaaaaa igu halee guriga waan sii fiiqa intaad maqantahay Naag Reer Waqooyi says:wa kukaas deee Salaaaama Gabar Reer xamar says: ok abaaaa jaaw Gabartii REER xamarka intey MINDI (KNIFE) SOO qaadatay ey Gurigii Dhan Rog Gii kafiiiiiqdey...LEEEEEEEEE lol Naagtii reer waqooyiga markey soo laabatay Waxay aragtay gurigii dhan oo Rog la aaaan...ah Naag Reer Waqooyi says: Naayee DEEEEEE Naaaa heeee dheh Naaa lagu qaaaadyoo cirka laguula kacye maxaa kuhelay???? Gabar Reer Xamar says: HEEE abaaa adiga guriga sii FIIQ ma idhihinoooooo LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL i think ya'll injoy it..... Guriga fiiq=Guriga Xaaq Dhac Dhac dhac..Da JOKE IS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR -------------------------------------------------- Sir Naageed Lama Sal Gaaro
  13. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SOME_PU$$Y KULAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KIX KIX KIX LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAXA KUDHECEEEEE
  14. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ilhaaaam... kix kix kix thank ya'll Eyo i got another..one..THERE was a Somali girl..she wanted to say GoodByee to her American friend.she said...MAY GOD ENTER YOUR SHOULDERS....which meanz...garabkaaga ALLAHA GALLO....BUT it doesn't make no Sense in ENGLISH AHHAHAHHA
  15. thnx guyz...oyaaye adi Goorma oohinta iska dhafee sxb..LOL war hooy hooy oyaaye Dhageysoo Far somali iyo English isku dhexjiro maa caloosha ku xanuujiyey Dhaqtarka kismaayo adnoo ee caloohsha fura hayeeeey...hadhowna wax kuu xiro aa weyneeeee LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wey isku fiicanyihiiin sxb...DEY belong together..dats ma MY NEW STYLE .ain't dat Tight..LOL shific thnx walaaaalo u like da Way....i talk.!!!!!!
  16. ShayShay

    mississippi

    Najmooo......Thnx macaaaaaaaanto...Fo' Da Warm wlcm....write some More JOKESSSS DEEEEE LOL
  17. LOOOOOOOOOOOL oyaaaye odayga in xoolo laracaaayo mu umaleeyey waan yabee LOl... waraaa nuune...aboowihiis..waxa qoreysa Far somali miyaaaa.....mise? LOL just a question walalkiis.....DAMIIIIN FAR WAAAAAAA WEEEYN aaa wax loogu qoraa ma maqashay....MAFAHMIN..camal nooooh....but i tried my BEST
  18. LOOOOOOOOOOOOL cigaaaaal shidaad was Fuleeeeey ahhahahahhah aniga wuu iga darnaaaa LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wiilkiisa iyo JIIR uu kacararay miskiiiiin kix kix kix....but i don't really think he Was dat FULEEEEEEEEY wuu iska dhigi jiray an umaleynaaaaa.........
  19. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL oyaaye dat was a GOOD one..walaaaaaaahi WEY naga salaaaad cisho badanyihiin kulahaaaa KIX KIX Kix...waraaa oyyaaaye fiiri SXB...KII dhahay Waaaaar dee MAdaxa noo Feeer adiga amuu ahaaa oo markii lagu qaaciyey aa oohin bilowday....is dat How ya Get da name ????JUST Kiddin' ha ubixin walaalkiis...EYO Miskiiiin yourz was of da HOOK TOO SXB
  20. HMMMMMMM here we Go ya'll Ready....NAAG SOOMALI AH a caloosha xanuuneysay. She went to da HOSPITAL dhaqtarkii aa kudhahay.. Maxaa kuhaayo???....waxay rabtay iney dhahdo CIIR aan cabay or caano fadhiyo whatever )She said I DRINK SITTING milk so my STOMACH IS RUNNING LOOOOOOL
  21. Mataaaan LOL AAMIIIIIIIIIIN AAMIIIN AAMIIIIN ALAHAYOOOOOO AAAMIIN AMIIN AMIIIIN KUSIIIIIIDara camal nooooh NUUUNE ducadiisa ani xitaa meelo badan an ku arkay ilaaahay Haka aqbalo!! aaaaaaamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin million timezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  22. NUUNE aamiiiiiiiiiiin aamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin ilaaaahay Nabad Hanoo Dhaliyo
  23. HEHEHEHHEH Gah gah gah gah Kix kix kix fiq fiq qux qux qux Daaaaat was FERRY FERRY FUNNY HUUUUUUUUNO AHHAHAHAH QABSADOO WASSA KULAHAAAAA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL eyo blood Keep it REal stay SEXY Be safe Have FUn...WORD ~~WUN~~ ya blooooood sistaaaaaaaaaaaaa Shayshay
  24. kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikALO gOOD LOOKIN' OUT NAYA AMA COME OVER YA HOUSE.NEXT WEEK AIIIGHT.U LIL BACOW LOL U WANT SEE SOME MOVIE WHI ME NAYA IF YESSSSSSSSSS JUST GIMME A CALL U KNOW MA FAKIN' # AM OUT LIKE DAT.WORD....~wun
  25. Nuune LOL war she ma GURL sxb Cayda EY ka heshaaaaaaaaaaaaa LMAO