Ibtisam

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  1. loool^^^ loool^ Yes a sperm bank Coffee after barris and hilib, thats nasty you need black tea wid no sugar
  2. ^^^YEah well, so i've done that and been there, just giving you guys a friendly push off the cliff for take off, just don't forget to Land. Lily don't give them any ideas, i don't want to add a bunch of strangers to my MSN, at least here when i don't visit SOL, out of sight out of mind. Imagin log on in the weekend just to check your e-mails and they are there, holy smokes, that freaky!
  3. :rolleyes: You know you guys, kill every story, shid, waaxa khaabsataan maa siidaysan. Don't kill the story, move on find a new one! Watch 2weeks down the line y'll still be talking about the park!, and why you always talking about couples, and rubbish, and women and men, shaaqa kaale miiyaad waadan, in Fact y'll need to get married and stop wasting time, y'll too old for your own good, HUngri is 40, Jac is 29, CL is 28, and Captian is 31. I mean shid, what y'll waiting for Lecture over you may now all relax.
  4. loool, i think waa deegaaladahin the lot of ya!
  5. loool ^^fussy i snot the word, i'm out of you guys world and way Ms. Dhucdhuc (1st please tell me your what your name means, and what kind of horse is that?? freaks me out each time! ) Second Hey How are ya? How was your extended weekend. And finally lool i tell ya i had a weekend and half with that story!
  6. ^^who invited you baal yaa Farah!? We and CL were having a gosspi, lady talk, get the hell out of here
  7. loool lool. What do you mean YEt, can you imagin dropping your friend coz she told you your man was tripping, you better book him a flight off earth first!
  8. ^^Tight or not tight some women loos their mind, and even she believes you, she takes him back anyway... give you shid about how he is gonna change @ :rolleyes: What is the point, you now made life difficult for her and him and you, and uncomfortable. Let people do as they wish is what i think! I'm not the FBI. In saying that if my friend had said i'm marrying him that would be different, i know i would've been like, girl he hangs around the park, come see for yourself 2morrow, then take his number, call him and make sure he is there the nest day.
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    Ibtisam Big hug for u hon... and that might be why I don't start topics coz it's just too much fun replying to the others lool i don't remember seeing any topic ever started by you. Did Magool add you to that shame list?? if not i might have to send her a PM to get you posting so i can hijack yours Bada Cas, why have you started yabbing in only somalia?? what happened to our lang english that is
  10. ^^^Loool^6 that is just plain strange! i keep finding out some shid about that place they call somalia, i'm thinking maybe i should stop researching the damn place!
  11. JAc and Cap... NO it is not! unless he can swim all the way to London from Dubia just for the weekend! Girl i never get involved between a girl and her man, she'll find out sooner than later, sometimes the hard way, but that is her lesson to learn. All you can do is give her a hint. And hopeful he will be more careful now that he knows…small world! Also it depends on how far gone the relationship is, if (like my friend)it is early stage you know she's gonna drop him like a hot potato when he starts acting up. But if it like a year of something then keep your mouth shut, unless you gonna go out with him, make him take off his clothes, take photo/ video without compromising yourself and take it back to her, even then some women will turn around and say you tricked him, you always wanted him and was jealous of me,.... lool. so just stay out!
  12. Well I went into shock, I wanted to reach over and slap the silly smile off her face. SO I said, hmmm I know him, we've met. My friend looked kind of surprised because she thinks she is the only Somali person i know. How, where, she said..... My head at the moment was a dent for confusion, i could not even remember what he said, then I looked up and he was standing them looking like he wanted to die. I just smiled, shook hands with him and said girl you have your hands full, buy a leash ASAP. I know she understood what I meant! so I did my part so sooomah
  13. ^^^loool^ No such luck dear. CL, I walked in stood the doorway, looked around, made eye contact- to see if he remembers me, and sure enough i can see he does, so i winked at him, smiled and moved to the opposite end of the Garden. And for the rest of the evening I totally forgot about him and enjoyed me evening. Then my good friend came up, and said Ibti come i want you to meet my new fella and guess what or guess who should i say, lets just say this time it was his turn to wink, and my turn for my eyes to pop out!
  14. looooooooooooooooooool^^^Issh :rolleyes: Get a Grip warrayah Farah :rolleyes: Broken heart kuulaah, issh :rolleyes: Just leave the chick CC, her sorry as*S will get use to the cold sooner than later, how you even consider leaving CL CL my long weekend was boom , i soaked up the sun, and lots of other things. Let me tell ya something funny that happened to me CL. So on Friday I worked half day, now I’m skipping out of work, nearly running to the park right. then this Farah decides he was gonna join me on my walk to the PArk. I did not even hear what the nigga said, I started switching on him for disturbing my peaceful work, told him to get a life, get a job, then you won't have so much time on your hands that you annoy people on the street. Then i stormed off leaving him with his mouth hanging open! when i reached the park and sat down i started feeling bad, but what is done is done right. Anyway on sat i went to BBQ. As usual i went late, walked in, and who do i see standing there in front of me!
  15. ^^^well you better start stocking buying because the opportunity is closing up fast. Hey JAc i heard young men and women do not walk on road together (even if they are married or brothers/sister) coz everyone thinks they are on a date and throws stones and abuse and shid at them?? is that true?? Hunguri haa waalo, why are you in my Ocean laakiin, my Bidaar is my business, don't cut off my leg in public and tell my ocean to everyone! lool CL yeah save the Halimo's foundation.
  16. ^^^^loool^^ hey y'll. I did get abducted in the weekend, but by someone more worth than Hunguri. Jacay i'm sure somethign wrong with your eye sight if you thought CC was CL. Damn, what you been smoking?? CL BEat his *** before you forgive him!
  17. Hunguri talk about the pot calling the kettle back. Nigga Please, old man aaya khaati kaa joogan haablih Somalia, every old, Fat, disable, demented, ugly dude in Diaspora is going back to buy a girl from her dad :rolleyes: When I reach back home, I’m put you all out of business, and get them Xalimo's into schools to get their attitude
  18. ^^^What are you her other toy boy, please :rolleyes: where is shehe when you need her to delet things^
  19. ^^^yeah right"! All three can't cook everyone well they can make toast, and kimiya and Serenity also can make English Tea, while hodman makes American Coffee But i agree a Recipe book is a good idea, very good idea in fact.
  20. ^^^LOL your world is always so black and white and everything so simple dear :rolleyes: JAc how do you figure that one out, who scared who baal?
  21. Why don't you just PM rudy, judy what ever his name is dear, or was it Jac, :rolleyes: It means you can give them same information without telling the rest of us that you are 10years old going on 25years! :rolleyes: