Hassan1508736697

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    It is a matter of fact that corruption exists everywhere ..but do allow me to show you the disparity...in the Western world a corrupt official will dare to steal $5 of every $100 whereas in the qaarada inkaarta qabtaa they would rather steal $95 out of the $100..I hope I have enlightened you in the ways of the cursed Africans and in particular the wicked Nigerians.

     

     

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    I just got back from Somalia less than 2 years ago. I must drill this in y'all's head that walahi we got a huge demand for shisha joints. The biggest complain was it by the diaspora folks. They just wanted such a place.

     

    I am also aware that our people are diehard followers of football. Therefore, with plethora of huge flat TVs and shax my joint is bound to be the it place. I'm bringing sport and females together. A man can bring his date and I would provide him with a VIP room where he could possibly go as far as third base but as the bastard tries to climb Mount Everest at my joint I will blackmail him with my secret CCTV that I've installed in every VIP room for my own pleasure.

     

    Waar sxb agriculture and such things need huge investment and material but with a shisha joint u just gotta be creative and the return will b huge.

     

     

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    It is my intent to open a huge Shisha joint in xamar. It will have multiple VIP rooms where daters can chill.

     

    It will be spacious with modernistic Chairs and seats. There will be a huge flat TVs on all the four corners.

     

    I will serve sodas, pastries and Philly steak. I will also serve caana Geel and seafood

     

    I would also serve Italian cappuccino and latte.

     

    The shisha price will be $16. I would also pick and choose the finest amongst the females who patronize my joint and will marry some and others shall become my concubines.

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    One must be concerned with the lack of patrol of the usage of the written Somali. There is this huge invasion of the Somali language, written or otherwise because it was just recently that the municipal authorities in be nadir introduced street and postal code and in it the idiots wrote CabdiAziiz as AbdiAziz, although they wrote the others in Somali. Actually they substituted H for X, for instance Hodan!

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    ^ my distant Uncle...This one particular day I decided to sit with him at his road side hang out spot.

     

     

    ^ The neighborhood tin-shack shop

     

     

    ^ This is was Eid day and the traffic came to standstill and so our dumbass driver took us through nieghborhood alleyways but then we had this road block

     

     

     

    ^ These kids approached us as we were on a sighseeing

     

     

    ^ always rode in the local mini buses..thats what you should do in order to take in the vibe of the people and the city

     

     

    ^ Thats how we use to chill

     

     

    ^ khat hustlers

     

     

    ^ he put his feet under the tire unless we bought him khat

     

     

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    NORF I gave those clue incase we have sujuis in here who can remember the only somali dude who owned such a business in Nairobi town ...

     

    I remember that he won the initial prize and that he luckily went to the final 2 showdown but I couldn't stick around since I was on a work break. As u can c I took the pic at Timmies

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    I actually don't care abt the treatment handed to me by her lunatic front desk staff, that's fine

     

    But I swear to god her female nursing program is dominated by her Arrap tribe..she basically practices nepotism..I'm yelling you she being recorded in an audio belittling here fellow Arrap dudes for not contributing to the tribe and how she filled her nursing program with them and how that when she was foreign minister she allocated the scholarships Sudan gave to SL to many of her Arrap kids