SomaliPhilosopher

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  1. How has the livestock market been affected by the rain?
  2. Thank you juxa for your input. But im afraid I have put this matter to an end. I have tied the knot with a former ONLF fighter. Something about a female revolutionary I find attractive.... Given my recent marriage I still have a vacancy for 3... I have decided to fill this void by marrying every 6.3 years so I can experience marriage at different ages. I am no male chauvinist dont get me wrong This is purely for academic findings. I shall report back my findings on this thread in 18.9 years. Thanks, SP
  3. Alpha it is too early to tell! I just had a beer breakfast at my cousins house. Though before arriving in attempts to text the cousin I accidently texted an older turkish fellow I recently met at an event "Beer?". he is a religious fella. he wasnt too pleased Haatu it is isn't it. Grandma or grandpa? and haatu I only slept for 3 hours last night. its a shame really. i admire your sleep habits haatu, I must learn to sleep earlier.
  4. Oba its from a gabay by raage ugaas. He wrote it when his love was married off to another man. And as far as the girl you are on your own on that one
  5. Alleyl dumay albaabbadoo xiran uunku wada seexday~ self fulfilling prophecy eh? I am out too!! Night. I officially past the baton to sir Alpha may he win us the 400mm
  6. ^^^ Hence "reenter". a lot has happened since dee . How much was the mehr again?
  7. Almost done with this assignment of mine!! Reeyo oops I mean riyo here I come!
  8. I am afraid Safferz the little relationship of ours has lost its passion and flare. It is time we reenter the friends zone "sxb" !!!!!!!!
  9. calm down dee! Think i don't know amharic! isku xishood! Jokes jokes jokes i grew up with ethiopians!! Emanuel what a character. Man now I feel like the white guy who claims he is not racist because of his one black friend!!!! I wonder what happened to emanuel... michael? man i have no more ethiopian friends )=. Maybe that accounts for my hostility?????? No more no more viva anjeera!
  10. Of course Safferz continue listening to your ethiopian music. continue speaking amharic. continue eating anjeer with your left hand. continue not having to pay for parking in d.c. as all the parking attendants are ethiopian. continue dear friend. all these things will come in handy when I put you in touch with my friend at the Somali National Security agency. P.s. The friend is a 5-2 Somali james bond. well that is exaggerated. but nevertheless he is a modern day somali spy. coooool dudeeeeeeeeee. i should call him!!
  11. oba hiloowlow;947605 wrote: you know what both of you are bloody traitors, shame on y'all :mad: :mad: Oba I will be making a pilgrimage to the horn of Africa to seek repentance!! I shall be clean soon
  12. SomaliPhilosopher;917789 wrote: I've betrayed my people sxb. I left a Somali resturant to go to an Ethio one. Shame forgive me my people! This day still haunts me. Safferz, my guilt and shame is evident!
  13. War Safferz you are a traitor walahi. I thought I was bad the day I walked out of a Somali resturant to eat at the ethiopian resturant next door. And instead of ordering the classic ethiopian coffee, I order ethiopian tea! what a fool i am!
  14. Oba as far as club lido, I am thinking rather than importing we should keep things local bro. Reopen the brewery in kismayo is step 1
  15. Oba it is the darkest of nights here in the west. Alleyl duumay albaabadoo xiran, uunku wada seexday is life here oba
  16. Ahhhh chicken parmesan is great especially with Alfredo
  17. Wow it is good morning for you while for us it is good night. Its like qassim said macaan iyo qadhaadh lakin good morning oba
  18. fair enough. what have you cooked caawo. i make a mean tirmasu! though my relatives have been abusing me with that lately. i practically became a domestic tirmasu house slave at one point
  19. Its never too late dee. just don't eat too much please . What time is bed time tonight? I think for me it may around 330
  20. I spend the past three hours downloading spyware and microsoft for my tech-illiterate cousin!! Now i must stay up to pay the consequences
  21. War so daa? hayeeeeeeeeeeeeee. my minds blanket safferz! war ma hayo أختي. just workin on an assignment. ilawad warka!!
  22. Its been almost a decade and you still haven't told us what it means!!!!
  23. LOOOOOOOOOOOL your comparison of Hargeisa to Kigali is so funny loooooooooooooooooooool p.s. so what if that attitude is prevalent among international donors. doesn't mean that we as somalis should embrace such attitude. i am done.