Afternoon all. I'm bored. Itchy feet. The Amazon looked very nice on BBC1 last night. JB, that cake cafe looks nice. Do they do a good cup of tea though? I'm yet to find a place in SL that does a good cuppa.

ya isafasaxay

*Ibtisam;884330 wrote: No it is inside someones palaces. Advantages of the privileged. Is it who I think it is? Jacaylbaro;884573 wrote: Adigaa Norf ka daranba ,,,,,,, double useless Look whose talking bal Morning all.

Private only? Are they scared of being emarrassed by the street kids? Oi Alpha, don't steal my idea.

I know. I have lined the suppliers for the turf (Chinese based in Sharjah). Just need to make sure its put down properly with a fence etc.

I do have a business plan actually and it will work. Its 5 a side football. Grass pitches are for larger games and are more expensive to maintain. It will work Ibti, where? How long? 5 a side or full 11 a side?

^With the astro truf surface? Alpha, you're not a visionary dee

This will deff work

Dee wax ma aragtid. He has been ok at best and flattered to deceive at worst. The system isn't Liverpool's under Rafa and he doesn't want that as he thinks he can do more than just score (for his Spanish squad inclusion). His play outside of the box has improved but he is a 50m striker. Not a 'he makes great runs and scores against weaker defenses' striker. Wax fahan yaa Andy Townsend

He made some routine saves and some great saves. You seem to think they were all great saves. RVP has been scoring against everyone whereas Torres has been scooring against the lesser teams for the most part. RVP's movement for his goal on Sunday was great.

Yeah yeah. Chelsea's possession wasn't much more than Utd's (see the earlier bbc stats). Most of it was in their own half or in the middle third where Utd sat off them. They didn't give Utd a torrid time (as the stats show) and the Utd keeper made only a couple of quality saves (the rest were routine). Utd got their tactics spot on until Chelsea quickened the pace during their 30 mins proper domination. You make it sound as though it was one way traffic. Now that we have established that, let's talk about Torres. What did he do again? Who has Torres scored against and who has RVP scored against?

I seriously doubt you guys have an understanding of what is going on. Chelsea created chances and the Utd keeper made some good saves (not many) but, all in all, their passing, pressing and general play wasn't very good. It wasn't very good because Utd didn't let them play through them which is what Chelsea do (Spurs last week) as they don't have any wingers. Utd broke quickly down the flanks (do you remember Cole having a worse game?). Ngonge, your favourite footy analysis site says: Chelsea dominated possession in the first half, primarily because they needed to get back into the game rather than due to any specific tactical battle. Despite their treble creative threat behind Fernando Torres, they struggled to make significant chances in open play, partly because they had trouble working the ball into the zone between the lines. Here, United deserve credit for staying tight in front of the defence, but for the first time this season Chelsea lacked quality passing from central midfield, and were slow at playing the initial forward pass into the final third. The passing graphic shows it well – Chelsea had more of the ball but struggled to work it towards the area, while United played down the flanks: Chelsea’s 35-minute period of dominance came to an end as soon as it got to 2-2. If you guys really watched the game you would have noticed Chelsea did nothing in the first and final 30 mins http://www.zonalmarking.net/2012/10/29/chelsea-2-3-manchester-united-two-goals-a-dangerous-lead-two-men-a-significant-advantage/ Ar bahasha barta

Garnaqsi ^and on Torres? You're talking from your sleeves adigu. That basic stat attack is worthless without a proper analysis of the game. I say for all of Chavski's possession they didn't 'really' put Utd in any danger for most of that possession. Utd used the ball better and were a threat for most of the game. Even when Chelsea had the ball they were limited. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20020062 Barta Ngonge, rubbish. He was about to subbed before he got sent off

Scripts baa meesha ku batay. You don't know whose who anymore. Anyway, morning all. Time to get some rest in before half term is over. JB, Somaliland Business Fund deadline baaba joogee do you have any ideas?

NGONGE;883946 wrote: ^^ His movement was really good and he set Mata up with a very good chance. I'm not sure what "nothing" means here. It's a team sport, saaxib and he did his part. Bax warya... Movement? Is that why Chavski couldn't get through the Utd midfield for 60 mins of the 90? Is that why Utd closed down space so easily most of the game? He had a header, put Mata through, kicked someone in the chest and then got sent off. Waar he had a rubbish game ee bahasha soo ciyaar

Maxaan bartaa? He did nothing (great game).

Torres had another rubbish game.

Erm, what on earth was that?

Forget Chavsky. We were robbed!

Eid mubarak fellow trollers. Kids are having a good time. I have an excuse to go and watch Madagasgar 3

Theres no manual for it saxib. You can only do your best. JB has a full team now I think

A Brazilian man gave his relatives the shock of their lives when he turned up at his own wake at his mother's home. The family was gathered around a coffin thought to contain 41-year-old car washer Gilberto Araujo when he appeared, causing some people to faint and others to flee in fear. The dead man, said to closely resemble Gilberto, is believed to be another car washer who was murdered at the weekend. Gilberto's brother said he had wrongly identified him in the mortuary. Jose Marcos Araujo said he had not seen his brother in four months. He had heard news that a car washer had been killed, and when he saw a body in the mortuary which looked very much like his brother, he assumed it was Gilberto. 'Overjoyed' The family took the body to his mother's home in the town of Alagoinhas. Gilberto Araujo said he heard about the mistake when an acquaintance approached him in the street to say his family was about to set off for his funeral. "A friend told me there was a coffin and that I was inside it," he said. "So I said: 'But I'm alive, pinch me!'" Mr Araujo said he tried to call another friend who was at the wake but the friend thought it was a hoax and hung up, so he decided to go in person. His mother told reporters she was overjoyed when her son showed up alive. "What mother wouldn't be, after being told that her son is dead and then sees him alive?" she told reporters. Police inspector Roberto Lima said the confusion surrounding Mr Araujo's presumed death was "understandable". "The two men closely resembled each other and both worked as car washers," he said. Police say the dead man has now been identified as Genivaldo Santos Gama but they are now seeking further information. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-20052240

I did. Luckily we were at the kids shoe section

and maxay? Nothing can quite prepare you for such incidents but 4 year olds are just too curious

Was in a busy shop with the young one buying Eid clothes. Out of the blue she asks "daddy, do you like fat people?". Seemed like everyone stopped to wait for my answer