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KARIBU WISDOM786 Enjoy the play SXB, its full of good nomads.
Nomads check this out and see wheather you learn anything from these...which one did you like/hate the most!!...enjoy!!
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
Polar bears are left-handed.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
Goats and octopus' eyes have rectangular pupils.
A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
Sharks never get sick, they are immune to all known diseases.
Contrary to the phrase "sweating like a pig", pigs cant actually sweat.
Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Sex burns 360 calories per hour.
A giraffe has a 21-inch tongue.
Your nose and ears never stop growing.
Beethoven was deaf.
Fish never stop growing.
Condoms are labelled one size larger than they actually are.
Bra cup sizes are labelled one half size larger than they actually are.
"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey" was actually a term used to describe the effects of minus 35 degrees F. and below on cannonball holders in the early 19th century by the Royal Navy. (It's a long story...)
Antelope and elephants can't jump.
Lemmings don't commit suicide.
Male black widows cannot ejaculate unless their head is bitten off. (Now that's kinky!)
Poppyseeds fed to a rooster will make its' colors more vivid.
Poppyseeds fed to a hen will kill it.
Cottonseed mixed with canola meal and soya will cause some breeds of chickens to
A delegate from Puntland, Awad Ashara, told AANA after the press conference, "Let everybody who cares about the political problem of our country get on board. The issue of pulling out of the process will not hold water, not at this juncture".
By the way guys, who are this peace keepers? I mean from which country are they coming from? Arab leagu or Afircans? PLEASE dont say ETHIOPIA.
Can anybody in his right mind join a country fragmented as a result of warlordism andfundamentalism?," Edna Adan Ismail told Reuters in Addis Ababa.
There we go again!!! Xabashi huuraleey baa la raali galinayaa. Isnt it enough the countless innocent and ALLAH fearing people from Somali Galbeed in the name of "fundamentalist" that had been handed over to Ethiopia? To be executed and humiliated infront of thier family. What is more degrading then that? to hand over your people, who came for "magan galis"? :mad:it is official now, every somali admins is ethopia's *****. Menelik can finally look down, and say ethopia's
CHE you nailed it!! What makes me so sad is, how we as a Muslim/Somali should be proud of ourselves yet inferior of amxaro. SAD BUT TRUE. All warlord go extra mile to please them.
Anyways to all those warlords Niiman Dhurwa aqoon baa hilib ku rarta Keep pleasing them.
We should give this dude a chance! He might be serious. The proposal makes sense to me. Not to mention its good ROAD MAP 4 NABAD to somali!!
Good job SXB!!
We call it MCA (Muslim Communitee Association) and it includded school, library, bookshop, a netweok for those who are looking job, cafetaria....indeed nice place to spend time. Beautiful enviroment.
That is new to me tho. helpful indeed. INSHA ALLAH it will help some of us someday.
Thanks for the secret.
I have read many important history of somali that i needed to know.
Goog Job SXB!!
Mizz let me be the first to wlc you ...PLZ make yourself at home. This is a place where we nomads call real home. Respect the rule and be good citizen of SOL.
wlc to this wonderful site SXB.
i will recommend you to visit this sit...it might give you a good hint..www.ciyaalxamar.com/lostandfound/html. Goodluck
jazki Allah khair!! Sister and i am afraid i would be offending if i call you "magnoona"...far from being one. can you find a better name to call you.
That was good post keep up to good work dear.
The article posted by this nobel sister is noting but addressing the challenge we, as a muslim face in this world particularly in the west. Therefore, i dont see any idictive of joke, thus far.
Do you mind if you illustrate which part of this seems joke/offensive to you?
Raxmah, dont you think the longer the word the higher the % of chance?
Dont you think so?
Jabarti..keep the faith and stay focus. you are one good namad apple KHAYER HEEL SXB.
Ameenah! you are indeed funny. Whereas, its far from what you assume we will be discussing. We have lots of burning issue in our hand. As they say it "Ragna Ba'iisa ayuu ka sheekaya, dumarna badhaadhahooda". Unless sheekaba sheeko keento, women and their problem would be the last thing we discuss.
Ameenah you should support your brother. Be fair as often.
Absolutely, a luuq with sign that says No Xalimo Zone . I feel your pain Rudy, We have our own "calacal" to do.
Finally a Brother spoke out in behalf of other after long slince. Tnx Rudy!
We will talk about MENS stuff and we deserve and ligally entitled to have one. I will ask Admin to consider this request seriously.
Bari_nomad! Thanks for the head up SXB! This nobel man is indeed a man with vision.
As they said "United we burgin, Divided we beg. Keep the faith.
Opinionated wroteEven in Islam you need proof (which is not easy to come by) that she slept wit this dude, but since you think you know it all, can you tell me what kind of proof the islamic court requires? can you?
Absolutely, Islam require proof a beyond a reasonable doubt. Not only one or two but three witnesses who were present at the seen. In this case, it rather seems that the friend of exceptional_by_nature to be confess or tell her friend about it. Therefore; one should assume it is true.I'm curious bachelor, since there are alot of bruvas who have done the deed running around, would your let one of your boys marry your sister or someone you care for?
Thanks for asking that Question. Not in a million year. Though the final decision is hers to make. I would not even recommend to someone i know let alone my sister. But if they ask me an advice only an advice.
May ALLAH bless RAXAMA and shower her with his Marcy..Amiin.
It was very enligthening piece of Tips actually it was more than a tips.
Mizz Dear! the important thing is not to stop questioning. I said i am curious and asking a question here rather than arbitrator.
By all means, i am not in a position to judge this girl.
Zak! wlc to SOl and make yourself at home. This is the place where we the nomads call home. Hey! obey the golden rule and hopefully you will be one productive brother down here.
She did something, which is immoral, unethical and not to mention unislamic It is not fair for both of you specially for your freind to be lebeled as "bad girl".
Here is my 2 cent advice. Human being make a mistake and we learn from our mistake by paying a price for it. You, as a freind, have a great burden of responsibilty to let her know that she, committed an adultry. Therefore, she must be punished accordingly, which is 100 lash . By doing so, you will set your friend sinless.
I am curious exceptional_by_nature, would you let your brother or someone you care marry this girl?
Time for the Admin to rescue one of our beloved Military, by searching the girl he is looking for. Military i recall the girl you are talking about. GOOD LUCK SXB. I will do the "BAFIN" on bbc.
being soccer freak i understand your passion. But i have a question for ya. Does he act irrationally becasue of your race (as a foreigner) or religion? Seconde what kind of dress code do you use? A couple of years ago there was this Muslim sister in Texas high school, who wanted to play basketball game with head scarf and became a big media circuit. Eventually she fought and admited to play wearing her head scarf.
Dont give up till you get the respect you deserve.. dear show your talent bend it like XALIMO