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  1. Posted

    Why did you go diggin' this topic

     

     

    We all know 2pac was the most common name he was known by, using the alias Makaveli would confuse new fans and possibly lose sales, so that explains that. Also '2pac' was the name he used before his death, so they could also be maintaining his legacy that way too.

     

    So this here kills the theory about the name 2pac on albums being a clue as to him faking his death This shit you consider 'evidence' or 'clues' is ****in' pathetic when you step back and really analyze it.

     

    Hah, the shit is quite funny really. Shows Pac really was a lyrical genious, but you need to be on a certain level to know how far to take it, unforunately for some, most of you still believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy.

     

    I've got some really scarey news for some of you, you might wana' get a glass of water ready, especially the kids (majority of the board).. YOU are going to die too one day and so is mommy n' daddy and no you won't be coming back 7 years later to take over the world and kill all your enemieees, *poof* sorry to burst your bubble, welcome to the real world

     

     

     

    ^^^LOL, I bet that hurt some kids on the board.

  2. Posted

    Why did you go diggin' this topic

     

     

    We all know 2pac was the most common name he was known by, using the alias Makaveli would confuse new fans and possibly lose sales, so that explains that. Also '2pac' was the name he used before his death, so they could also be maintaining his legacy that way too.

     

    So this here kills the theory about the name 2pac on albums being a clue as to him faking his death This shit you consider 'evidence' or 'clues' is ****in' pathetic when you step back and really analyze it.

     

    Hah, the shit is quite funny really. Shows Pac really was a lyrical genious, but you need to be on a certain level to know how far to take it, unforunately for some, most of you still believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy.

     

    I've got some really scarey news for some of you, you might wana' get a glass of water ready, especially the kids (majority of the board).. YOU are going to die too one day and so is mommy n' daddy and no you won't be coming back 7 years later to take over the world and kill all your enemieees, *poof* sorry to burst your bubble, welcome to the real world

     

     

     

    ^^^LOL, I bet that hurt some kids on the board.

  3. Posted

    Why did you go diggin' this topic

     

     

    We all know 2pac was the most common name he was known by, using the alias Makaveli would confuse new fans and possibly lose sales, so that explains that. Also '2pac' was the name he used before his death, so they could also be maintaining his legacy that way too.

     

    So this here kills the theory about the name 2pac on albums being a clue as to him faking his death This shit you consider 'evidence' or 'clues' is ****in' pathetic when you step back and really analyze it.

     

    Hah, the shit is quite funny really. Shows Pac really was a lyrical genious, but you need to be on a certain level to know how far to take it, unforunately for some, most of you still believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy.

     

    I've got some really scarey news for some of you, you might wana' get a glass of water ready, especially the kids (majority of the board).. YOU are going to die too one day and so is mommy n' daddy and no you won't be coming back 7 years later to take over the world and kill all your enemieees, *poof* sorry to burst your bubble, welcome to the real world

     

     

     

    ^^^LOL, I bet that hurt some kids on the board.

  4. Posted

    Knock, Knock

    Who’s there?

    I know it was you.

    Crap.

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    A talking pig.

    Pigs can’t talk.

    Neither can penguins, but I can’t shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra…

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    You want to buy a kitten?

    You want to buy a kitten who?

    Make pretty pet.

    I’m allergic to cats.

    Taste good, too?

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    You sure you don’t want buy a little kitten?

    Yes, I’m sure.

    Could make one cute fuzzy glove?

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Ted Bundy

    Ted Bundy who?

    Let me in, meat!

    No!

    I mean… Hello I am Santa Claus.

    Yay! Santa!

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.

    Saddam, I think it’s for you!

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves!

    Dork-ass loser.

    Don’t hit me! Don’t hit me!

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    My mouth is full of spiders.

    My mouth is full of spiders who?

    I didn’t kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting…

    Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Hitler

    Hitler who?

    Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? “HEIL ME!” Ring a bell?

    I thought you were someone else.

    How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!

    Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.

    You’re just trying to annoy me now.

    Do you really have just one testicle?

    You’d think I miss it, but I don’t

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

    What, and that makes you special?

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Some.

    Some who?

    Some asshole telling you knock, knock jokes.

  5. Posted

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Sorry, wrong door.

    Okay.

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Federal Express

    Federal Express who?

    I don’t know. I just deliver packages.

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Tom.

    Tom who?

    Tom Buchanan.

    Hi Tom.

     

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Pizza delivery guy.

    Pizza delivery guy who?

    You ordered a pizza?

    Yes.

    I’m the guy delivering it.

    Great.

     

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Susan.

    Susan who?

    Susan Caldwell.

    I’ll be right out, Susan.

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there.

    You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable.

    You might be a redneck if… you think tobacco is a vegetable who?

    I thought this was a redneck joke.

    Nope. It’s a knock, knock joke.

    Oops.

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Boo

    Boo who

    Don’t get so upset, crybaby!

    What?

    Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo”

    You’re a real ***** .

    That wasn’t necessary.

     

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Creeping penis.

    Creeping penis who?

    I’m not crazy, I just need to get off this island. The doctors don’t believe I invented the chocolate éclair. But I did. I’m going to burn them all and drink soup from their skulls! Happy soup! Untie me and I’ll kill you last!

     

    Knock, knock

    Yo mama

    Yo mama who?

    Yo mama so fat, she caught a flesh-eating virus and that was three years ago.

    I bet you’re fat, huh?

    I’m…

    You are, aren’t you? Fat!

    I’m plumpish.

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    FBI!

    …

    …

    Hello? FBI! Let us in!

    …

    …nobody here…

    Oh. Let’s go boys!

    (Phew!)

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    There’s a dead old woman in your driveway.

    There’s a dead old woman in your driveway who?

    No. Seriously. There’s a dead old woman in your driveway.

    Actually, that’s just my piss-drunk bar slut of a grandmother. She sells toothless mouth love for “mind eraser” shooters at the Tyson’s Mall TGIFriday’s. Let the whore sleep it off.

     

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Henry.

    Henry who?

    Henry Kissinger. Did you know that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac?

    I’m not opening the door Henry.

    Damn.

     

    Knock, knock

    Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH!

    Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who?

    Actually, I’m here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So…

    You want to use my toilet?

    Yeah?

    Go right ahead.

    Got anything to read?

    Just the crossword.

    You finished it.

    Sorry?

    Hold my scythe.

    Hey! Don’t forget to light a match.

  10. Posted

    OG Moti i won't know dat you're old enough man coz you told me last time you're 21 yrs old ...Laakin at the end i knew you're old man coz you're sister Og grl aa isheegtay

     

    OG Moti don't worry lemme know if u can't the handle the heat i'll send fo' ya" VIAGRA

  15. Posted

    Hey wuzz up pple .... wut i don't understand is diz dayz is why da sistaz are givin' da brothaz a hard tyme, specially da married couples, diz dayz da sistaz are sayin' their husband are not doin' enuff work @ home or not bringing enuff income to da family or basicaly da one which is cousin' da prb when we were in somalia,

    it only started since when we cum 2 dis western society. nwayz i'm wonderin' are we tha once who couse dis prb or it's tha sistaz or it's simply tha brothaz don't care about tha family loyalty

     

    THIZ A TOUGH QUESTION , SO UR REPLIES WILL BE INTERESTIN'

  16. Posted

    He was given a true gift which every rapper hopes gets handed to them is a tupac verse

    this being a rapper who never met tupac

    what gives him the right to go diss somebody on that song who is exactly like him ?

    i mean he took a pac verse and turned it into a diss at ja.

    In my opinion he knocked himself out in this gay beef with ja

    ja rule shows more love for pac even jay-z does, ja hangs with suge, ja didnt turn no more pain into a diss

    so who is 50 cent to say who pac hates ?????

     

    also i seen somewhere he recorded this while eating chicken?

    and was like i got something and that was it,,

    is this an effort people who work on pac track should put into it ?

    what kind of effort would you put in if someone handed you a pac verse?, i would take so long and put 110% into it. did he do this ? did it sound like he did ?

    'until makaveli returns its all eyes on me'

    ^^how many time did he say this now and in how many songs ?

    ****en retard is so unoriginal

    man i really hope some of you real pac fans feel me on this cuz many have jumped ships from pac to 50

     

    peace

  17. Posted

    He was given a true gift which every rapper hopes gets handed to them is a tupac verse

    this being a rapper who never met tupac

    what gives him the right to go diss somebody on that song who is exactly like him ?

    i mean he took a pac verse and turned it into a diss at ja.

    In my opinion he knocked himself out in this gay beef with ja

    ja rule shows more love for pac even jay-z does, ja hangs with suge, ja didnt turn no more pain into a diss

    so who is 50 cent to say who pac hates ?????

     

    also i seen somewhere he recorded this while eating chicken?

    and was like i got something and that was it,,

    is this an effort people who work on pac track should put into it ?

    what kind of effort would you put in if someone handed you a pac verse?, i would take so long and put 110% into it. did he do this ? did it sound like he did ?

    'until makaveli returns its all eyes on me'

    ^^how many time did he say this now and in how many songs ?

    ****en retard is so unoriginal

    man i really hope some of you real pac fans feel me on this cuz many have jumped ships from pac to 50

     

    peace

  18. Posted

    He was given a true gift which every rapper hopes gets handed to them is a tupac verse

    this being a rapper who never met tupac

    what gives him the right to go diss somebody on that song who is exactly like him ?

    i mean he took a pac verse and turned it into a diss at ja.

    In my opinion he knocked himself out in this gay beef with ja

    ja rule shows more love for pac even jay-z does, ja hangs with suge, ja didnt turn no more pain into a diss

    so who is 50 cent to say who pac hates ?????

     

    also i seen somewhere he recorded this while eating chicken?

    and was like i got something and that was it,,

    is this an effort people who work on pac track should put into it ?

    what kind of effort would you put in if someone handed you a pac verse?, i would take so long and put 110% into it. did he do this ? did it sound like he did ?

    'until makaveli returns its all eyes on me'

    ^^how many time did he say this now and in how many songs ?

    ****en retard is so unoriginal

    man i really hope some of you real pac fans feel me on this cuz many have jumped ships from pac to 50

     

    peace

  19. Posted

    He was given a true gift which every rapper hopes gets handed to them is a tupac verse

    this being a rapper who never met tupac

    what gives him the right to go diss somebody on that song who is exactly like him ?

    i mean he took a pac verse and turned it into a diss at ja.

    In my opinion he knocked himself out in this gay beef with ja

    ja rule shows more love for pac even jay-z does, ja hangs with suge, ja didnt turn no more pain into a diss

    so who is 50 cent to say who pac hates ?????

     

    also i seen somewhere he recorded this while eating chicken?

    and was like i got something and that was it,,

    is this an effort people who work on pac track should put into it ?

    what kind of effort would you put in if someone handed you a pac verse?, i would take so long and put 110% into it. did he do this ? did it sound like he did ?

    'until makaveli returns its all eyes on me'

    ^^how many time did he say this now and in how many songs ?

    ****en retard is so unoriginal

    man i really hope some of you real pac fans feel me on this cuz many have jumped ships from pac to 50

     

    peace

  24. Posted

    SD_ GAY hahaahahhhahaa i can't stop laughin' @ U

     

     

    Did a 2 year old give you this>

    You actually think this qualifies as a dis>

    Your making me laugh so hard I'll have to piss>

    F*ck!ng deers>

    Beside of sears>

    Who gave you this, a bunch of queers>

    Hell yeah I grab my dick>

    I got one to grab>

    Least on my pecker I don't got crabs>

    Or dirty old poon tang scabs>

    You gonna have to do alot better then what you are>

    Or on this board you won't go far>

    I've done it again, left another lyrical scar>

  25. Posted

    SD_ GAY hahaahahhhahaa i can't stop laughin' @ U

     

     

    Did a 2 year old give you this>

    You actually think this qualifies as a dis>

    Your making me laugh so hard I'll have to piss>

    F*ck!ng deers>

    Beside of sears>

    Who gave you this, a bunch of queers>

    Hell yeah I grab my dick>

    I got one to grab>

    Least on my pecker I don't got crabs>

    Or dirty old poon tang scabs>

    You gonna have to do alot better then what you are>

    Or on this board you won't go far>

    I've done it again, left another lyrical scar>