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> Pregnancy,Estrogen, and Women

>

>PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

>

>Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

>A: No, 35 children is enough.

>

>Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

>A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

>

>Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

>A: Childbirth.

>

>Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's

>borderline irrational.

>A: So what's your question?

>

>Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,

but

>pressure. Is she right?

>A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

>

>Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

>A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

>

>Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife

>is in labor?

>A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

>

>Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

>A: Yes, pregnancy.

>

>Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

>A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

>

>Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act

>normal again?

>A: When the kids are in college.

>

>

>"ESTROGEN ISSUES"

>

>10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

>

>1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

>2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

>3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

>4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

>5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker

>that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-" 6. Everyone's head looks like

>an invitation to batting-practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just

>landed here from "outer space." 8. You can't believe they don't make a

>tampon bigger than Super Plus. 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming

>to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it

>yesterday.

>

>TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

>

>10. Cat's facial expressions. .

>9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why

>bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat clothes.

>6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

>5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

>4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow.

>3. Eyelash curlers.

>2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

>

>AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

>

>1. OTHER WOMEN

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