underdog Posted July 23, 2003 A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accomanied by his sweetheart's younger sister , he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. Unfortunately, during the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves whereas the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note: "I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had benn wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you wear them for me on Friday night. All my love." "P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted July 23, 2003 LOL...where do u get this stuff Underdog.. u part of some secret jokes mailing list? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted July 23, 2003 no, I'm just funny....not like "this milk tastes funny"...more like "...I'll call the ambulance in a bit, this is too funny" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted July 23, 2003 give me any topic and I'll make a good joke about it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted July 23, 2003 ok... Camel Milk...dats ur topic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted July 23, 2003 This actually happened In Germany, a woman decided that her skin cream, Oil of Ulay, was no longer doing it for her so, fancying herself a a modern-day Cleopatra, she decided to try camel's milk. She stole a camel from the local zoo and transported it back to her house. It wasn't until she got all the way home with her new best friend that she discovered the camel was a male. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted July 23, 2003 uhm...that wasnt funny ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted July 23, 2003 it was a "limited humor" topic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Serenity- Posted July 23, 2003 A bad mechanic blames his tools Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted July 23, 2003 ...no they blame the unappreciative driver that messed-up the machine..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
