underdog Posted July 11, 2003 A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! ย He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG ! ย So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock. ย The deep voice says: OPEN ! ย Ok, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins. ย The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO ! ย Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino. ย The deep voice says: ROULETTE ! ย So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief. ย The deep voice says: 27 ! ย He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball. ย ..... ย The ball stays at the 26. ย The deep voice says: SH!T ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
