Ismahan Posted December 9, 2001 "Did u take a bath?" "Why, Is there one missing?" "Are u chewing gum?" "No, I'M John Smith." "I spent three years in college taking medicine." "Are u ok now?" "Do u say a prayer before u eat?" "No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook." "We are having mother for dinner, darling." "Make sure she's well done." "I want some rat poison." "Should i wrap it up or do want to eat it right here?" "May i hold your hand?" "No, thanks, it isn't heavy." "I want to buy a dress to put on around the house." " Yes Madam. How large is your house ?" "Does water always come through the roof in this place?" "No sir, only when it rains." "Do these stairs take u to the second floor?" "No, u'll have to walk." "I have changed my mind" "Thank heaven. Does it work better now?" " It seems that every thing i say to u goes in one ear and out the other ?" "Well, i guess thats why i've got two ears." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
