Mafia_Gal

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    lool tell ur cousin so many times i lost count!!

    yeah 1has entered me....and i found myself strangling myself..

     

    warior its a jinn...not science cos i can hear when its coming...but by the time i try 2 get up...its already sitting on me!! and how will science explain ayatul-kursi protects me??

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    where ur asleep in ur bed and suddenly u cant move at all....and its as if something is sitting on u and u cant call 4 help cos ur lips wont move!!! and ur suffocating well this happens 2 me alot and the only way 2 stop it from happening is 2 have wudu and read quran b4 u sleep......i talked 2 a sheikh about this and its actually a jinn that sits on u.....its supposed 2 be the weakest of jinns ....

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    A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

     

    A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

     

    As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

     

    The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

     

    The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

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    well the first faraax was suffering from mental illness ever since he started chewing...so i said divorce me!! and he wouldnt so i annoyed him(xalimo style :cool: ) and he divorced me.....the second one...was cheating on me!!! he had 3 wives b4 i married him and he never told me..i only found out a year ago.... :D

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    Qabiil Poem part 1:

     

    Its you who ruined our country yes its you

    Instead of thinking when judgment day would be due

    You and your friends were out there killing another man

    What you couldn’t see was it was the work of shaitan

    You were always talking about qabiil you were always too proud

    Insulting other tribes showing off your one out loud

    You didn’t go to the masjid or pray when you heard the adaan

    You never used to read or recite the holy quran

    This time your enemy kills you so you die

    Your family doesn’t know so there’s no one to cry

    Your family and friends are chewing jaad and getting high

    Your in your grave getting punished because you didn’t pray

    Infact you used to miss the salat every day

    But before you died your wife gave birth to a son

    Your family taught him all about the ''qabiil fun''

    Guess what? he’s becoming just like you

    And soon he will do the things you used to do

    He’s a grown man now he’s no longer a kid

    But in the end isn’t it Allah who judges us for what we did? (undercopy right young_gal 2005)

     

     

    Qabiil Poem part 2:

     

    By the will of Allah your son becomes a pious man

    He spends most of his time teaching children the Quran

    In the masjid his part time job is to preach and adaan

    He is a devoted believer fearing the one up above

    As time passes slowly he falls deeply in love

    He asks her if he can marry her she says he can

    Word gets out her family find out his clan

    They don’t want them to be together

    Nor does his family either

    the girl feels sad and ashamed

    and for being ashamed she thinks she's to blame

    All because of her clan they wont accept her

    the pious believer never thought this would occur

    Every day and night the girl is on his mind

    he never knew someone could be beautiful yet so kind

    He prays to Allah to get his love back

    and to give him patience which he lacks

    The family decide to arrange the girl with her own clan

    she does not want this so she thinks of a plan

    if she doesnt marry her love she knows she will regret

    so she decides to marry him in secret

    she doesnt care about his clan

    and thats how their future began

    their love is like a delicate rose

    as time passes their love grows

    they are very close like the birds of a feather

    nothing else matters as long as they are together

    (undercopy right young_gal 2005)

     

     

    dont let go of some1 cos of what tribe they are!!!if u really love them u would fight 4 them..i know i would!!