Johnny B

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  2. Posted

    The Dragon In My Garage

    by Carl Sagan

    "A fire-breathing dragon lives in my garage"

     

    Suppose (I'm following a group therapy approach by the psychologist Richard Franklin) I seriously make such an assertion to you. Surely you'd want to check it out, see for yourself. There have been innumerable stories of dragons over the centuries, but no real evidence. What an opportunity!

     

    "Show me," you say. I lead you to my garage. You look inside and see a ladder, empty paint cans, an old tricycle -- but no dragon.

     

    "Where's the dragon?" you ask.

     

    "Oh, she's right here," I reply, waving vaguely. "I neglected to mention that she's an invisible dragon."

     

    You propose spreading flour on the floor of the garage to capture the dragon's footprints.

     

    "Good idea," I say, "but this dragon floats in the air."

     

    Then you'll use an infrared sensor to detect the invisible fire.

     

    "Good idea, but the invisible fire is also heatless."

     

    You'll spray-paint the dragon and make her visible.

     

    "Good idea, but she's an incorporeal dragon and the paint won't stick." And so on. I counter every physical test you propose with a special explanation of why it won't work.

    Now, what's the difference between an invisible, incorporeal, floating dragon who spits heatless fire and No dragon at all ?

  4. Posted

    Originally posted by Rowda:

    Dear: Mother Theresa

    Islamicaly
    shouldn't it be other way around? Walaalo I'm not here in this world to make guys like me infact I would prefer if they don't because its less Dambi for them & for me

    Now , with such a reaction from another new sister , it´s gonna be hard to persuade sister Simplly_I to get back and expound.

    And Castro doesn´t need to emotionally lash out whenever his hippie/commie Mullah behind is pointed at, :D

     

    Rawda sis, town it down, Bro Nur is in rapture to heaven, wait till he comes back , and lemme share the bashing with ya. :D

  5. Posted

    Is IE ONLY for the newbies?

    Is FireFox faster, smotther?

    Is netscape still alive?

    Has Opera the best Laptop tureType font?

    I discovered that some Nomads don´t even KNOW how to uninstall IE. :D

     

    Has your windows new warning ( pirate copy ) poped up YET?

  8. Posted

    Simply_I is right on the bucks when she said "Castro is not my type because he is very religious, who can hang around an unreliable Mullah" , but

    She is wrong about Ibtisam, "A new customer Ibtisam posted 27 posts in one night out of enthusiasm for Islam.

    " Ibtisam is not a Mullah , nor is Mutakalim a creative Mullah, but a rather confused Poet to some.

    What i don´t understand is Callypso´s role in this mess, i knew though, with such a hair-cut he´d attract the wrong chicks.

     

    I do wholeheartedly AGREE with Simply_I , WC needs an ego refinement and integration course with us the simple folks,we may seem unarmed,but we got Nukes .

  11. Posted

    Originally posted by Socod_badne:

    quote:Originally posted by Yeniceri:

    So, can a scientist (you know, with his "facts" and "evidence") tell me EXACTLY the date and time that I'll die?

     

    Yes. How'd you like to die?
    :D

    Choose your preferred method of death and I'll provide you with 'facts' and 'evidence.'

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  17. Posted

    ^^ Well, get impressed again !!

    Firstly, i´m not a good online Mullah, in fact i´m not a Mullah at all.

    Secondly, your equation

    • Muslims = Hetrosexuals.
    • Homosexuals != Muslims.
    Is a simpleton´s type of prolonged equation, you could have choosen the possitive version (the 1st one)instead of showing your dewlap while forgetting that among the 5 pilars of Islam there is no clause that dictates " Must be a hetrosexual".

    please don´t "tad bit" me again, i´ve sort of developed allergy becouse of it.

     

    Ps... Welcome to SOL ;)

  23. Posted

    Allright .... I´m not playing Khayr anymore :D

    Good Xiin, help me re-examine this weird logic Abti.

    Originally posted by xiinfaniin:

    If your lifestyle choice directly flies in the face of Sharia law then you have two choices:

    Maybe i wasen´t clear enough , but that logic of mine flies against the abouve IF statement of your post.

    It questions the assumptions:

    • Homosexuality IS a lifestyle.
    • Homosexuals have a choice, i,e to be a homo or hetro.
    These two assertions are based on the preconceived assumption. i.e that

    homosexuality is a self inflicted deviance,

    If you´re a homosexual and Muslim aren´t you just as homosexually urged as the non-Muslim homo?

  24. Posted

    ^^ So , it is the conservative movement´s no to Dawrin evolution but Yes to social dawrinism that bothers ya?

     

    It dosen´t bother me , becouse the tendency is not confined to them.

     

    All religions(ideologies) see science ONLY fit if it reaffirms and strengthens one of their wild claims, and see it Evil otherwise.

  25. Posted

    I see you guyz prefer the softned version of it .

    So I´ve to play "KHAYR" for once and drop a verse here.

    7:80 And Lot! (Remember) when he said unto his folk: Will ye commit abomination
    such as no creature ever did before you
    ?

    7:81 Lo! ye come with lust unto men instead of women. Nay, but ye are wanton folk.

    in fact, such acts are common in many other species. and it´s beyond imagiantion to think that homosexuals have chosen deliberately a lifestyle that puts them into a collision course to the societies they´re living , where in some cases it costs them life, not to mention the daily bashing they´ve to tacitly accept.

     

    Discussing ways to cure,make them less gay,or inject hormones is nothing less than preconceivedly assuming that they´re "deviants" and that is fallacious.