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  2. Posted

    Rudy you are fired as an admin for this section!"£$ I have to check the net for some jokes..

     

     

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

     

    Smart man + smart woman = romance

     

    Smart man + dumb woman = affair

     

    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

     

    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

     

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    OFFICE ARITHMETIC

     

     

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit

     

    Smart boss + dumb employee = production

     

    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

     

    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

     

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    SHOPPING MATH

     

    A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

     

    A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

     

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    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

     

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

     

    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

     

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

     

    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

     

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    HAPPINESS

     

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

     

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to

    understand her at all.

     

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    LONGEVITY

     

     

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot

    more willing to die.

     

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    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

     

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

     

    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

     

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    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

     

    A woman has the last word in any argument.

     

    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

     

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    HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

     

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs

    and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started

    doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  4. Posted

    For the firefox users here is some of the best Add-ons , if you got any favourites please share :cool: :cool:

     

    Azan Times! 1.0.1 by Hamid Zarrabi-Zadeh

     

    Display daily prayer times.

     

    This small extension retrieves prayer times information from PrayTime.info website and displays it in a daily basis. It also shows a countdown for each prayer time in the status bar. Very useful and handy for those who may lose track of time while surfing the internet.

     

    Keywords: Azan, Athan, Adhan, Muslim, Islamic.

     

     

    Blue Ice Theme 1.2.1 by firefoxreloaded

     

    A crisp, simple ice blue theme.

     

     

    And Ofcourse the Crowd Favourite

     

     

    VideoDownloader 1.1.1 by Javi Moya

     

    Download videos from Youtube, Google, Metacafe, iFilm, Dailymotion, Pornotube... and other 60+ video sites ! And all embedded objects on a webpage (movies, mp3s, flash, quicktime, etc) ! Directly !

     

    VideoDownloader add a small icon on the status bar at the bottom of your firefox window, and a toolbar button. Just click that and download the video you are watching !

     

    For a example of what this Add-on has to offer, visit the following...

     

    http://videodownloader.net/help/vd04.htm

     

    Sites supported:

    Youtube, Google Video, iFilm, Metacafe, Dailymotion, Myspace, Angry Alien, AnimeEpisodes.Net, Badjojo, Blastro, Blennus, Blip.tv, Bofunk, Bolt, Break.com, Castpost, CollegeHumor, Current TV, Dachix, Danerd, DailySixer.com, DevilDucky, Double Agent, eVideoShare, EVTV1, FindVideos, Free Video Blog, Grinvi, Grouper, Hiphopdeal, Kontraband, Lulu TV, Midis.biz, Music.com, MusicVideoCodes.info, MySpace Video Code, Newgrounds, NothingToxic, PcPlanets, Pixparty, PlsThx, Putfile, Revver, Sharkle, SmitHappens, StreetFire, That Video Site, TotallyCrap, VideoCodes4U, VideoCodesWorld, VideoCodeZone, vidiLife, Vimeo, vSocial, Yikers, ZippyVideos... and any other webpage with embedded objects.

  5. Posted

    Apparently One in 50 Adults is though to have Obsessive Compulsive disorder... so does any of us on SOL want to share theirs...?

     

    Check these out

     

    On 11 January 2000, New York City photographer Noah Kalina Decided to document "the subtleties of the ageing process" by taking a photo of himself everyday until he dies His site and this is a video over the first

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    Alberto Frigo who, in a 36 year old project, photographs and catalogues everything his right hand touches and in 10 years records 10,000 of his dreams his site

     

    Kate Bingaman who first documented her purchases before hand-drawing her credit card statement her site

     

    these were extracts from .NetMagazine

  11. Posted

    bubble and squeak A dish made by frying leftover meat and vegetables (typically mashed potatoes) together.

    umh and no I never been there but google is my best friend *cool*

  14. Posted

    Yeah just ask Legend of Zu I am sure he ate snakes , Cockroaches and varitey of insects!! but Sushi is kind disgusting though. But gotta love tuna :D

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    umh welcome to somaliaonline and we all love each other on this forum we just like to act as if we hate each other for fun actully speaking of Fun the Politics section is truly the Fun Section but we call it politics section for fun so if you read anything there that might seem hostile remember its just for fun :D

  21. Posted

    I will gather some militia and become a warlord, take over all the land so everyone in SOL country could go to forums and have long heated conversations about me!! lol

     

    First time I ever write in this section thank you Northerner bro for this nice topic that invites normal nomads such as myself to contribute to this section without *ahem*

     

    Anyhow I nominate myself for region 3

  22. Posted

    ThePoint, no not really it might be grammatically better but understanding Quran in the language that it was written with is much more rewarding, that’s why its essential for every Muslim to try to learn Arabic to have the full experience.

     

    Reading Quran in the same tongue that the prophet read it!! even though the translated version bridge the gap and make our religion much more available to everyone it will still not be the same as reading it in Arabic

  23. Posted

    There is big different between just learning how to speak Arabic which most Somalis claim to know by throwing random Arabic words @ restaurants and learning the proper grammar , etc.

    Which to learn is much more harder then just living in Arab country ..