OMG! I Think I Have Failed My Exams!

[OMG! I Think I Have Failed My Exams!]

OMG, not another OMG thread!

[No more Qudbo Siro]

"wixii la qariyo qurun baa ku jira”.

[Do You Speak To Your Self?]

I think you should video tape your sessions, and watch them afterwards. You might just learn something about yourself. Just don't post it on YT.

[Another blast in Kismayo Masjid]

AUN

[Fu'aad Shongole injured.]

Ilaahey ha u naxariisti intii dhimate.

[Xafladi Saado Cali Minneapolis]

^ Nin qabiil lafaha ka galay uun baa su'aalahaas la soo boodo, I like Saado because of her art, not her qabiil, and so are most Somalis, marka cagaha dhulka dhigo intaadan dab isku gubin...

Markuu Mark Twain yiri "The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right", adigu ku arkey.

[Female sex tourism in Senegal attracts women who will pay for romance.]

That's true, whoever qooq haayo flight buu booking gareysanayaa...yacni grass is greener on the other side maskax..it is ridiculous...Supply n demand iga dheh...

[Female sex tourism in Senegal attracts women who will pay for romance.]

poor young men ayagaa kugula so ordaayo their applications once they find out how valuable your passport is.

[Sudan's date gin brewers]

^ And that concludes today's lesson on Araqi...thank you for tuning in and we will see you next time.

[Who is B?]

Not by a long shot.

[Who is B?]

Originally posted by Gheelle.T:

So he left the site, but still reads his PM? Classic!! War heedhe what was the name of that Kris-Kross song?...

great Q......I believe their song was called "jump"....

[A dirty cop remanded.]

A cop selling BC bud while on duty.

['Not housekeepers any more': Somali women of the diaspora]

Somali couples should take marriage prep course before they tie the knot.

[The Status of Khat]

Thanks Oz, however it still sounds dirty and, I will sucker punch any fool who says it in my presence.

[The Status of Khat]

^ I dont think you should call a woman bajaq, it sounds dirty, and nin walba Xaaji ma aho by default.

 

Yeah! I agree Kamps is an amazing place...

[The Status of Khat]

Tuujiye i'm neither. Btw what is bajaq?

[The Status of Khat]

Marco!

[Kampala: Puntland to recieve $7 million to combat pirates]

Defence of coastal waters? Whateva rocks your boat.

[Kampala: Puntland to recieve $7 million to combat pirates]

coast guard=pirates?

[The Status of Khat]

I'm glad that you didn't use words like "bajaq" and "buufis" this time around.

['Not housekeepers any more': Somali women of the diaspora]

Nicely put.

[Xafladi Saado Cali Minneapolis]

Nice party, and I saw one of my friends dancing.

[Would you consider marrying a broke man?]

lol@kiyaakaadana yaree, anaga noo dikri kuma dhihine...

[RAND's 270 page study of 89 insurgencies]

I hope someone has an answer..

[“Haweenka hana hogaamiyaan”- Shariif Sh. Axmed]

I wouldn't mind any of them taking the leadership in Somalia. They have my vote for sure. Somali women are more nationalistic than qabiilistic when compared to Somali men. We think with our brains more than our muscles. ...Only if they are given a chance they can prove it... thank u ....