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  1. Posted

    hi my nomads

     

    these is about two mental retarded patients

    JIM AND MARY

     

    -jim and mary were both patients in a mental hospital. one day, while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. he sunk to the bottom and stayed there. mary promptly jumbed in to save him. she swam to the bottom and pulled jim out. when the medical director heard the heroic response of mary, he immediately ordered her to be discharged, as he now considered her to be mentally stable

     

    when he went to tell mary the news, he said"mary, i have both good news and bad news. the good news is that i am discharging you for your heroic act by trying to save someones life..i think u have regained your senses and the bad news is that...jim the patient you saved,,,hanged himself with a bathrobe belt in the bathroom. i am sorry, but he is dead. "mary replied,,,"he didnt hang himself, i put him there to dry

     

    WIIL-WALL//A TRUE NOMAD

  2. Posted

    hi Iimaan and my fellow nomads

     

    iimaan..

    hellooo...is it meeee

    you are looking for

    and i wonder where you are

    and i wonder what u do

    are u somewhere feeling lonely

    or someone loving u...

     

    ofcourse by the legend..lionel-richie

     

    iimaan, sister. follow your heart. you dont have to tell the guy right away about your feelings, but you have to make the first approach

     

    pple meet diferent ways..either in schools,parties,weddings,malls,movies,libraries..etc and i guess online too, so dont get discouraged

     

     

    dont be afraid or else you will be indenial

     

    good luck

    your bro

    WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

     

    [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-17-2002).]

     

    [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-17-2002).]

  4. Posted

    hello, my fellow nomads

     

    a young boy always made his prayers at night b4 he goes to bed and every night someone heard what he said

     

    begining from the first night,

    -good night mammy, good night daddy, good night grandpa and GOOD BYE GRANDMA

    -next day his grandma died

     

    -second night, good night mammy, good night daddy, and GOOD BY GRANDPA

    -next day his granpa passed away

     

    everybody start getting worried

     

    -third night again, good night mamy and GOOD BY daddy

     

    next day his daddy was so scared to die he hired body guards to watch him while he went to work and they followed him wherever he went

     

    after his long day of work, he rushed home and asked his wife..did anything happen? and she told him..the poor milkman dropped dead on our step-door

     

    WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

  5. Posted

    hi ismahan and my fellow nomads

     

    all flight-thirteen pple (01-01)will fall under fir tree..lol

     

    i am under elm-tree,,all is true other than "not forgiving".nooooooo dont do this to me ismahan..but i do forgive

     

    good game though

    WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

  6. Posted

    hi my fellow nomads

     

    looooooooool, wait until u hear this

     

    as much as i hate using profanity words, i ask u to bare with me..i guess its all about humor

     

    those who know swahili might have more understanding about this joke

     

    well..a swahili speaking guy knocked at his neighbours door..knock..knock

    a somali lady answered by saying..wa-kuma?

     

    not knowing what the word "wa-kuma" meant in somali he responded..wa-mboro!..LOL

     

    thats all forks

    WIIL-WAAL

     

     

  8. Posted

    ahlan-wasahlan yaa libax and to my fellow nomads.

     

    libax, i will try to limit my approach to this topic towards being a little discrete, for you will never know,that my future princes might be part of this forum...lol

     

    honestly..i beleive pple have choices in their lives and no one has to make their choices other than themselves..for me i always admired my nomad sisters where ever they are from..south,north,east or west. bcoz i beleive they are the only pple who we share alot in common..they are part of us

     

    secondly..without disrespecting anyone,, my first preference in my lady will be..respect, for anyone..myself,family,friends,. i also admired sisters with a petite body not too skinny, but a little coushin on the side..u know what i mean..lol

     

    it wont also hurt if she is educated,that way she can help,,financialy,,help in children appointments and her day to day activities without help or translation from me or others

     

    like we always know, we make our choices and allah (swt) has already made our choices. you will never know what faith is holding for us, but its good to try or should i say in somali.."calaf"

     

    thats all forks

     

    WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

  9. Posted

    salam yaa libaax and all nomads

     

    well, its been a long weekend for me after driving to and from out of town to visit friends and families.

     

    well libax..u are a lucky man if u could strip at work bro and i hope your boss is not a lady, that she might tackl u after being arroused by your half naked body..lol

     

    well a boring job will hurt more if you dont have to get entertained on the side by a forum like this, where u share your experiences with your fellow nomads. well for me i wasnt that bored at work b4, but its getting better after i got introduced to this forum few weeks ago.

     

    well, how ever a job might be boring i hope it wont hurt to get a pay-check at the end of the week, then atleast you can persivere your boring status

     

    good luck

    good topic libaax

     

    WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

  10. Posted

    knok..knock..knock..can i come in ladies..ok

    i didnt know the door was opened..i have a pass from one of you..i am not going to say her name..i take the fifth

     

    dont look too far ladies,, i am right here..lol

     

    good luck guys

     

    WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

     

     

  12. Posted

    hi everyone..here is a little brain teazer

     

    please..if u heard about this b4 dont give the answer..lets find about other's response

     

    here it goes..

    -there is a certain animal, that its first stage walks with 4 feat

    -second stage, walks with two feat

    -and final stage walks with 3 feat

     

    can u name what animal that is?

     

    SEND YOUR ANSWER IN PRIVATE..LIKE LIBAX DID

    AND LET ME KNOW YOU DID AND I WILL RESPOND

     

    thax libaax

     

    the answer will be posted in the near future

    good luck

     

    WIIL-WAAL

     

     

    [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-06-2002).]

  13. Posted

    hi everyone..here is a little brain teazer

     

    please..if u heard about this b4 dont give the answer..lets find about other's response

     

    here it goes..

    -there is a certain animal, that its first stage walks with 4 feat

    -second stage, walks with two feat

    -and final stage walks with 3 feat

     

    can u name what animal that is?

     

    SEND YOUR ANSWER IN PRIVATE..LIKE LIBAX DID

    AND LET ME KNOW YOU DID AND I WILL RESPOND

     

    thax libaax

     

    the answer will be posted in the near future

    good luck

     

    WIIL-WAAL

     

     

    [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-06-2002).]

  14. Posted

    hi all, after i forgot for a long time it came to my mind after i saw the money topic from ismahan

     

    what do u think of this

     

    -god made man

    -man made money

    -money made man run mad

     

    thanx ya aqiyaar,,,i know the topic title doesnt sound right and i couldnt edit it either

     

    WIIL-WAAL//A TRUE NOMAD

     

    [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-06-2002).]

  15. Posted

    loooooooooool..gaxgaxgaxgaxgax (now i sound like i got tibish)

     

    they are all funny pics..realy cracked me up

     

     

    thanks

    wiil-waal

     

    [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-05-2002).]

  17. Posted

    HI ALL

     

    WELL..I HOPE U ARE NOT PUTING ME ON THE SPOT

     

    FOR ME..KIND, THOUGHTFUL, CREATIVE, TRUSTFUL (YAA LADIES,,,YES I AM..LOL), HARDWORKING

     

    THATS ALL FORLKS

    WIIL-WAAL

  20. Posted

    HI HANAD AND THE REST.

     

    -TRUE LOVE, IS WHEN YOU FEEL THE ABSENCE OF HIM OR HER

    -TRUE LOVE, IS WHEN U CLOSE YOUR EYES AND U FEEL LIKE HE OR SHE IS THERE WITH YOU

    -TRUE LOVE, IS READING HIS/HER MIND.THUGTHFUL

    -TRUE LOVE, IS WHEN HE OR SHE HANGS UP THE PHONE LAST

    -TRUE LOVE, IS DOING ACTION THAN WORDS

    -TRUE LOVE, IS WHEN HE OR SHE IS THERE FOR U

     

    -TRUE LOVE, IS WHEN HE OR SHE IS SHARING A TRUE LOVE

     

    WIIL-WAAL

  21. Posted

    AHLAN-WASAHLAN, YAA LIBAAX

     

    WELL FOR ME THE MOST INTERESTING WAS A DIGITAL CLASS, THAT WAS WHEN WE HAD TO BUILD AN ELEVATOR-SIMULATION USING MACRO'S ON A COMPUTER SCREEN FOR A GROUP ASSIGNMENT

     

    IT WAS KIND OF NEAT, WE ONLY BUILT 3 STORIES

    USING BOTH HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE

     

    THE MOST BORING..PHSYCOLOGY CLASS..I HAD TO TAKE IT IN ORDER TO FILL MY CREDIT HOURS..IT WAS'NT A PRE-REQUESITE CLASS

     

    WIIL-WAAL

     

    [This message has been edited by wiil-waal (edited 03-03-2002).]

  24. Posted

    HI ABDINUR AND ALL OTHERS

     

    I DONT HAVE DEEP KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THIS TOPIC, BUT I WONT MIND SHARING WHAT I HEARD,READ AND CAME ACCROSS THROUGH MY LIFETIME ABOUT IT

     

    FIRST OF ALL..EVERYTHING HAS A REASON AND THOSE WHO CAME WITH THIS IDEA KNEW ITS ADVANTAGE AND DISADVANTAGE..BUT I QUESS THEY CONCLUDED THAT THE ADVANTAGES WERE MORE IMPORTANT

     

    FOR EXAMPLE: WHY DO WOMAN USE BIRTH CONTROLL PILS?..TO MY KNOWLEDGE TO CONTROLL PREGNANCY..EVENTHOUGH IT HAS GREAT SIDEFFECTS

    SOME WOMEN END UP NOT GETTING PREGNANT EVEN IF THEY WANT TO

     

    WHY DO WE USE PAIN KILLERS WHEN WE HAVE HEADACHE..I QUESS TO KILL THE HEAD PAIN

     

    SO, B4 GETTING FAR FROM THE SUBJECT: I THINK OUR FOUR-FATHERS CAME UP WITH THE CIRCUMCISION I DEA, INORDER TO CONTROLL

     

    -EARLY CHILDHOOD SEXUALL INTERCOURSE

    -WHICH WILL LEAD TO SEXUALL DISEASES

    -WHICH WILL LEAD PREGNANCIES

    -WHICH WILL LEAD TO FATHERLESS KIDS

    -WHICH WILL LEAD TO FAMILY BREAKDOWN

    -WHICH WILL LEAD TO SOCIATY BREAKDOWN

    AND MANY MORE

     

    I BELEIVE WE HAVE ALL WITNESSED WHAT EFFECTS THE NON MUSLIM COUNTRIES ENCOUNTERED WITHOUT PRACTICING CIRCUMCISION. I AM NOT SAYING THAT CIRCUMCISION IS RIGHT, BUT ITS THE CHOICE OF THE PARENTS

     

    I HOPE THAT WAS CLEAR ENOUGH

    WIIL-WAAL

  25. Posted

    HI EVERYONE

     

    THIS FEW WORDS CAME TO MY MIND AS I WENT THROUGH SOME OF THE POEMS ON THIS SITE

     

    THE SOUND OF THE PHONE RAISES MY HEAD FROM THE BED..HOPING THAT YOU ARE ON THE OTHER END

     

    THE KNOCK ON MY DOOR INTERFERES WITH MY SNORE..HOPING THAT YOU WILL COME IN AND NOT TO IGNORE

     

    THE THOUGHTS OF YOU MAKES MY SURROUNDINGS QUITE AND CLEAR: HOPING, THAT MY DEAR WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE.

     

    ALL THE FEELINGS I HAVE ARE FOR YOU AND NO ONE ELSE OTHER THAN YOU

     

    THATS ALL FOR NOW, I HOPE U LIKED IT

    WILL-WAAL