MR ORGILAQE

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    OrgiL, you should hurry sxb, I heard you pal Spade is right behind you.

     

    Muhammad i have already organised Isbaaro for Spade so no worries there.The isbaaro is manned by highly experienced isbaaro specialists and should keep him busy for a while enough to allow me to finish my business

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    Raganimo iyo Muhammad

     

    Meesha biyo maleedahay?

     

    Fardo maleedahay

     

    Ranch malagasaameen karaa?

     

    Dadku makuyaryihiin?

     

    meeshu qurux intee le'eg bey ledahay?

    sawiro mahaysaan?

     

    and finally i am seriously looking for a beautiful spot in the golis range and sanaag in particular.any help will be appreciated

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    Jumatatu.............well unlike the other people here i happen not to care one bit whether you jump off a high rise building or wether you you throw yourselve under a train....the fact remains that USC is made up of pychotic,aimless bunch of fools and nothing you say or do can unfortunately change that sxb remember i told you afeefteeda hore yeelan weeydey ee adkeesigeeda dambe yeelo :D:D

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    Ok people enough of this sijui bashing...........

     

     

    and you lot over from across the border chill you dont exactly have much to shout about...

     

    I do recall my first visit to somalia before the the country decended into chaos .The plane was landing and all i could see was water...it turns out the approach was over the sea and the runway close to it.The plane landed safely and to my shock i see a few skinnies with their macawis on the runway!!!!! :D to make matters worse they were busy brushing their teeth off a stain that didnt seem to be going away with their stick brushes.Well we got off and went into the small terminal that resembled sometheing out of a LOST set and i was hoping to see the buggage section but then this jareer dude half naked all sweaty was running around with the luggage and shouting people's names.He called out my name and i responded and he threw the bag at me.Suprises didnt end there.Family members were waiting for me that i had never met in my life as yet and i easily recognised the family look and walked up to them.To cut a long story short we all got to know each other and drove to their house.On the way we passed the Xawo taako monumnt and shabelle centre near the old parliament building and i was told this was the centre of the city and what do i see "ari carbeed" nice......a bit further and this dude with his donkey cart was busy whipping his donkey.Cimaamad flying all over the place like a charging cavalry officer on his horse!

     

    We finally got there in a place called bakaaraha and i must say it took me a while to actually manage to walk in the damn place all sandy no roads kids shitting in every corner,and yes what is it with the tuna samosa?!

    The milk was un pasteralised and the first few days couldnt take in my tea and i could not understand for the life of me the fascination with saliid macsaro....you see dudes actually drinking OIL!!!!!

    having said that i did actually enjoy myself.I was amongst fellow somalis and this was the part that got to me.....everywhere i looked all i could see were somalis.I was no longer a minority but i also found out some things that i didnt like....for instance the ladies who made muufo! she wipes her sweat on the same hand she then uses to make the muufo without washing....suffice to say i stopped eating the damn thing!.and the cinemas ......no roofs apart from one i saw and when it rains everybody runs for cover.!!!!!!

     

    my point is dont bash others when you aint exactly perfect ok? :D:D

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    Sorry to say but have you seen how rude irish women can be?!.I say the politest ladies are of course the Japs.Then followed closely by the chinese. and other orientals

     

    The rudest women happen to be italian women.Damn they can be rude

     

    The rudest men are of course Nigerians

     

    the politest men are non other than the Great Muslims wherever they are on this planet......coming to think of it they also have the politest women

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    yeah find me anything other than chaos and madness that USC leads on........zilch!

     

    you look at progress,rule of law...it seems the only way that will come to USC is after a whipping which gladly they are getting from the Government allbeit in a very different way loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

     

    mind you you wouldnt know that on account of your madness loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

     

    you are the only one who would come up and actually take pride in madness,********* and downright ignorance....well in that field i give it all to you....keep it and the few mad ones in the other parts of the country well we'll just deport them to the lepar colony that is Mogadishu

     

     

    Reminds me of the movie......i cant recal the name but the actor had to go the penal colony....yes that was the name penal colony loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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    this is sexuall harrasment........i have witnesses.....right guys?.....(they all looking down remembering the last time they were facing a similar situation) c'mon guys we can take this women on!

     

     

    right...... time for giving you guys some of your own medicine......should i get lagamakaca or dhangad

     

     

    dhangad ...naaah...you all probably gonna enjoy that one and it aint the aim ;):D

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    well what do you expect i can watch out for one grabber but two! in the same ring c'mon be reasonable will ya! :D

     

     

    I will take up the job on the condition that you all will stay away from my equipment. :D