Ibtisam

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  1. ^^^As suppose to white people I saw on the tube. Having major withdrawal symptoms on my first day back. Lool @ Shakespearen. IT so is. FYI: Speaking of tan I am black as Digis, Indian than Syria baan isku xeejiyeh. I have made few friends from Sudan on my lunch breaks. (I am not kidding)
  2. Never too early to speak of miid that nearly was. It is only early to speak of the ones that worked out. Speak and ka sheekey the tanned ones will you. Howdy sheh.
  3. ^^I actually wanted to say "he messed up my chance/ opportunity" but could not think of the word for chance.! Hence and correction caasaqii buu iga xumeyeh
  4. Poor women, this is crazy, I feel bad for laughing the gay brother can do stand up comedy- it will get him out of the projects! Remix is making light of something so serious, she is lucky she was strong enough even half sleep. saqaajaan!
  5. Did I type that wrong Nuune? Yes wa gaajo socota buufis qabta
  6. HSBC is global, I found them in remote villages in the middle of nowhere and their banners on cliffs and mountains very few climb. Riziq aya meel kasta ka dayen~! I cannot believe aniga bucket sheekasiid baad ii daaba waada! :mad: Sayid Soomal qabso and beat him for me, caashaqkey buu iga xuumeye, that old man wanted me for his son till Sayid held his buckets hostage :mad:
  7. Did Ngonge get asked out on date by n old Somali lady from SL? biskina, tell her iis doox please. SalamAlikum peeps
  8. For the life of me, everytime I see a stuck up abaya wearing hijab now I get that horried image and even worse sorry excuse of a song. Just to be on the safe side I need my sleep, will check it day time.
  9. I saw her on friday :eek: she had an interesting outfit, I kept looking at her till a friend told me who she was! I moved to speak to her but I lost her in the crowed.
  10. Eeer mix weddings also have the buranbuur and qabil of the two families, no other clans gets or expects to be mentioned- their mothers clans and fathers clan. I think it is one of the healthy uses of qabil still surviving and a good fun! Long live buranbur
  11. They are sending them to moqdisho because they all claim to be from there! The UK has started to send people back to Sl and PL, so not suprise the arabs are sending people back, they just need to send them somewhere safe! P.s. JB Arabs don't hate Somalis! You are becoming like peace now!
  12. The last video you posted still gives me nightmares and judging on the response above, I will give it a miss. Ii sheega is the nija a niqabi horta?
  13. His tears meel ma jiraan recently. Every interview he is nearly in tears. Miskeen,
  14. Well done Mo!!! Congrats to him. His wife is really pretty nearly fell off cheering for him! Lol
  15. Let's hope he can double and take the 5,000 as well today. Month aside I cannot believe Outty is still running at 50yrs of age! That is just mean! Well done to Month.
  16. Sounds like great fun, if I wz not just coming back I would've tagged along!! Mountain bike I aint done since school days
  17. Just got back from somewhere nice. how is it going.
  18. Lol eating at that somali please where ur cake did not arrive! They said chef is not here so there is no cakes- not even one! what kind of madness? faheema aya bililqasansa my bags latet
  19. Salam people what is happening. Heathrow here I am.
  20. I am being treated like a Queen iyo half, mashallah. Wa la iga taab shaaqanay even dust qof ba la booda. I went to the suuqo today and treated myself to shoes and hijabs- tons of them Okay i am off for my 4th meal of the day- see ya Salamah P,s, I got a tan, everyone keeps asking if i am from Sudan!
  21. SalamAlikum and Howdy my lovely Somali people. Big wave at Juxa and Malika iyo whoever else that is around. Anyone seen or heard from Sheh? I had a dream about her.
  22. Beat him black and blue please! Ya salam, I always think ppl who do shameful things ciidi miy dalan! :eek:
  23. Red sea maxad uu caytam? Jb awalba reer burco wuu joogey, now they just making more noise
  24. Are you serious? You could not read that? Bisinka. Aff somali waad ilowdey
  25. Wow oh my lord have mercy on us. So so uncomfortable to watch. I can now say I've watched porn. :eek: :eek: ilaho ceebta dadka astur. Qof ka dadaka ka xishood ay allah ka xishoodo. Subxanallah.!