Somali Memes

[Somali Memes]

 

 

heheheh Malawax FTW

[The perfect Solution for the Pm post]

^^

lool@thread:p

[Muslim pickup lines]

"Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you."

 

"I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam"

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"Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn like you have to be back in paradise?"

 

"Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?"

 

"It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven."

 

"Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?"

 

"Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?"

 

"Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"."

 

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

 

I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.

 

I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you

[Sharif Ahmed angry frustrated because he won't get his way.... It's not 2009 mate]

Kooxda Shariif Oo 160-Kursi Diyaarsatay Iyo Mulkiilaha Universal-Tv Eng-Axmadeey Oo Xildhibaan Laga Dhigay (Kooxda-Gaas Ee Aala-Dhoohan Loo Yaqaan Oo Iska Hurda

[Sharif Ahmed angry frustrated because he won't get his way.... It's not 2009 mate]

Amiirul mu'mineen Sheikh Shariif" Im not going anywhere"

 

 

Mashallah the president has spoken :D

[Ethiopia prime minister a no-show at African Union summit, raising questions about his health]

*******please respect other nomads and stop the name-calling*******

 

Admin

[Ethiopia prime minister a no-show at African Union summit, raising questions about his health]

stop crying old man,

[Ethiopia prime minister a no-show at African Union summit, raising questions about his health]

Meles Zenawi is a great man and a Somali hero due to his assistance against war on terror, it is thanks to him Mogadishu is safe today!

[Ethiopia prime minister a no-show at African Union summit, raising questions about his health]

Abwaan Inshallah Meles will get better, I made du'a for him today at the maghrib prayers.

 

Asalamu Aleykum!

[Ethiopia prime minister a no-show at African Union summit, raising questions about his health]

Meles zenawi will get better Inshallah

 

Asalamu Aleykum!

[Prof: Axmed Ismaaciil Samatar oo Maanta isku Soo Sharaxay Xilka Madaxweynaha Soomaaliya]

saaay whaaat

[As August Deadlines Nears, Somalis Are Poised to Meet it.]

^^

:D how dumb can one be

[Djibouti Wants Its Troops in Kismayo]

[Why so many somali-canadians who go west end up dead.]

Yeah but the question is why do these teenagers choose this sort of lifestyle is it ''easy money'' that is entices them

[Djibouti Wants Its Troops in Kismayo]

Allright lol

[Djibouti Wants Its Troops in Kismayo]

Xiin can u elaborate a bit more

[Djibouti Wants Its Troops in Kismayo]

Amisom is in xamar to Obie whats their ''hidden agenda'' ? I call that double standard, u want Amisom in xamar but not in kismayu

[Why so many somali-canadians who go west end up dead.]

tell them blue, dear

[Why so many somali-canadians who go west end up dead.]

Cause they r some niccas wannabe gangsta and thats why many somalis end up dead, piece a cake that wasn't hard to figure out. Serves them right too '' nenkii so joog laga waayo so jeef aa lega helaa''

[ATT drops fight over $1M phone bill for calls to Somalia]

^

Iol carafaat i use that US line too hehe

[Djibouti Wants Its Troops in Kismayo]

stop hating on the D-block OBA!!!

[The American the Nigerian]

Oh snap

[HAG: Somalia’s Interhamwe]

hiloowle but abtigiis is right they are anarchists its in their blood:cool:

[HAG: Somalia’s Interhamwe]

Action group hahahaha loool

[Topsecret video about USC and Kismaayo 1991]

XX im just telling the truth its a clan habaaran lol, i even heard 60% of the clan in Mogadishu lives in illegal properties