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    1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.

    2. Ahhhh, it's cute.

    3. Why don't we just cuddle?

    4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

    5. Make it dance.

    6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

    7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

    8. It's OK, we'll work around it.

    9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

    10. Oh no... a flash headache.

    11. (giggle and point)

    12. Can I be honest with you?

    13. How sweet, you brought incense.

    14. This explains your car.

    15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.

     

     

    16. Why is God punishing me?

    17. At least this won't take long.

    18. I never saw one like that before.

    19. But it still works, right?

    20. It looks so unused.

    21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

    22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

    23. Are you cold?

    24. If you get me real drunk first.

    25. Is that an optical illusion?

    26. What is that?

    27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

    28. Does it come with an air pump?

    29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

    30. I guess this makes me the early bird.

     

    Have a super Day/Night

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    Sex, Lies, And A

    GRAVY LADLE

    ?

     

    John invited his mother over for dinner.

    During the meal, his mother could'nt help

    noticing how beautiful John's roommate

    Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a

    relationship between John and his roommate,

    and this only made her more curious.

     

     

     

    Over the course of the evening, while watching

    the two interact, she started to wonder if there

    was more between John and the roommate than

    meets the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,

    John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,

    but I asure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

     

     

    About a week later, Julie came to John and said,

    Ever since your mother came to dinner, I cant find

    the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You dont suppose

    your mom took it, do you? John said, "Well, I

    doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

     

     

    So he sat down and wrote,

     

    He Wrote:

     

    "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take the

    gravy ladle from my house and

    I'm not saying you did not take the gravy

    ladle but the fact remains that one

    has been missing ever since you were

    here for dinner. Love, John."

     

     

    Several days later, John received a letter from his mother.

     

    Which Read:

     

    "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do"

    sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that

    you "do not" sleep with Julie but the

    fact remains that if she were sleeping

    in her own bed, she would have found

    the gravy ladle by now,Love Mom."

     

     

     

    Have A Super Day!