Alpha Blondy

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  3. Posted

    Haatu;979592 wrote:
    Firstly, only Allah knows the future. That said and judging by what I have onserved, I can only see the Somali state balkanizing, God forbid. The Somalis in the North have mostly given up on unity, the ones in the east are becoming more and more distant, those in the centre are still struggling to confront their demons, those in the south west are beginning to stir and the southerners are restless. The future sadly doesn't bode well.

    abti,

     

    don't listen to aabo's kacanist propaganda. you're just one of the millions of qurbo kids whose ignorance distorts the reality of today. for someone who claims to be 18, you seem to know a lot. even Somaliland is older than you, ma garatay? ee recognise that.

     

    abti,

     

    what is this unity you speak off? Somalis were never united and will continue to fight for water wells and grazing lands for eternity. this unity is a fiction propagated by historical revisionist, particularly those who look for meaning where there is no meaning and those whose senses are blighted by a nostalgia of patronage ................ and those whose gobonimo has been annexed by axmaar and fufu bantus. :)

     

    isku xishood please.

  6. Posted

    nuune;979880 wrote:
    The rented premises as was told by Kenyan government could be true, but again, waa qiiq isku qaris, another word, we couldn't face these guys for 4 days because they had loads of ammunition in a burger shop, ceebteena yaan la ogaan waaye camal to say nimankaa waxey kireysteen qol, even if that is true, it still shows the collaboration between qolyaha dhibka geestay iyo qolyaha maamulayey Westgate, musuqmaasuq baa halkaa lagu maalayey, milking system!

    why aren't the terrorists alive, abti?

     

    how do we even know they were terrorists?

  8. Posted

    no questions?

     

    that's pathetic. it's exactly this sort of thing that makes me think this site is on a terminal decline. the death of great personalities is nigh on SOL. now, it's all qabyalaad iyo shukaansi iyo HAG iyo anti-islamism and TV shows.

     

    thanks a bunch for ruining what promised to be a special pre-anniversary night bash. tomorrow is another day. the 1096th day. :D:;)

  11. Posted

    conversation with Abdul Haji and Alpha B.

     

    Alpha: Habari Abdul Haji Utapenda kunywa nini?

     

    Abdul Haji: really wa nilikula. no really wa nimekula. as you can see i'm ninakula. and as i said i'll nitakula BIG TIME, my father is nitakula, too. he's a minister.

     

    Alpha: huu hapa wali, samaki, mbatata, na saladi. Nitakuletea keki baadaye?

     

    Abdul Haji: like i said abtinika wa nilikula. ileen i'm a hero eh.

     

    Alpha: astante the nation's hero, Mr.Tembo. Unakwenda wapi?

     

    Abdul Haji: Westgate Mall.

     

    Alpha: ok. good luck.

  12. Posted

    Mooge;979600 wrote:

    410842-armed-police-search-westgate-shop ^ ''do i look like an elephant?'' caajib. y'all sure this guy didn't graduate from Nairobi's school of dramatic arts. ;)

     

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    ^ here he's saving a little white girl. the last time a 'Somali' Kenyan held a little white girl's hand, he was locked up for the illegitmate touching of a minor. :P

     

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    ^ his posture is terrible. he'd easily fall if you pushed him. he has no chance against AS evil jihadists :cool:

  13. Posted

    Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;979804 wrote:
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    Heesaagii weynaa ee Qoomaal oo Xamar tagay.

    look at them leeches, already over-represented in the number of employees at the airport, thinking........''talow codkiisu mu leeyahay shagaag (sidu uga tago Xamar Caddey)''

     

    Qoomaal is a lion among sheep, walle.

  14. Posted

    i don't understand why Somali music legend Qoomaal is overcome with emotions and appears to be displaying all sorts of symobolic gestures................. upon his return to hell. his type are considered ''second class citizens'' in Xamar Cadeey. they are discriminated against on a massive scale. they have all sorts of names for them. i won't mention them here for civility purposes.

     

    i wonder if he's back for anti-discrimination mashruuc, ileen haybad iyo sharaf midna kuma laha meeshan digusting-ka ah. :mad:

  15. Posted

    N.O.R.F;979854 wrote:
    Afternoon all

     

    Alpha, do some work....

    what do you mean ''work'' abti?

     

    ninyahow, do you think i ''work'', horta? :P

     

    2 hrs of ''work'' is too much for some of us, these days. the rest of my time is spent on moonlighting as an Oromo beggar. i've been using the name ''Sidi''. today i collected almost $9 of doshs in 500SLSH notes. tuesdays and thursdays are very good for us. i loiter near the 725 in Shabacka. last thursday, i collected almost $35 in 500 & 1000 SLSH denominations. these Somalilanders folks are very generous. if only they knew we send this dosh back to Ethiopia. it's daylight robbery, ruunti. :P:D

  16. Posted

    i heard the AS folks rented one of the retail units of the Westgate Mall for up to six months. that's how they smuggled enough arms and ammo not to mention loads of ''jihadist literature''. the BBC was saying the Kenyan authorities received intel on their activities.

     

    a halal fast food joint serving burgers without fair-trade sesame seeds buns with poor hygiene records, wouldn't have escaped my attention.

     

    Nuune,

     

    abti,

     

    can you confirm xagaaga?

  18. Posted

    nuune;979796 wrote:
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    Alpha
    , ar bal tan eega, so you want me to die before 2022 and take my place, that is fine with me inaar, that is why I have the ability to appoint 3 people, what talent or uniqueness would you have to be considered!

    i have great stories to tell, dee. can get on with most people, innit. can also make life or death decisions, ma garatay?

  19. Posted

    nuune;979749 wrote:
    There is a Mars expedition about 2018 & 2022, 20 people will leave from earth for a 6 month journey to mars, I am on the second group leaving 2022 Inshaa Allaah, I will update a special topic on SOL when the time comes, if I die before that, I can appoint someone else to take my place, my place is booked and I have the right to appoint 3 people in case I don't make it on 2022.

     

     

    aar baal liiska igu dar.

  23. Posted

    i have an important casuumad tomorrow. everything appears to be in place balse i worry the maid will not be able to meet my expectations. i have given her clear instructions to ensure all is perfect. i've also asked her to borrow some nice cutlery and stuff......:P

     

    starters

    mixed grill - pieces of lamb served on skewers with peppers

     

    main course

    marinated meat (Xaniid) with lightly pickled ingredients

    maraq cooked with hebs and spices

    Mixed vegetable rice - rice cooked with mixed vegetables with raisins and saffron

    ''excellent'' salad

     

    Desert

    assorted desserts - selection of five desserts served as a buffet

     

    this isn't any menu, this is Alpha's menu. :P