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  1. Posted

    just been deleted on facebook by a somali girls i was churpsing. i think things might of got out of hand ruunti. we were doing quite well, so i thought LOL, before she started opening up to me about her ex. WTF. i didnt relent in my offensive dee and was kinda mean to her. is this love in the 21st century horta - all that emotional baggage dumped marka hore then the next stage LOOL. i remember the film Judge deed or something like that with sly Stallone and snipes. it was one of those futuristic films and in one scene it got a little heated but through wires and sh!t. caadi maha! LOL.

  2. Posted

    pray_the_devil_layers.jpg

     

    Pray the Devil Back to Hell is the gripping account of a group of brave and visionary women who demanded peace for Liberia, a nation torn to shreds by a decades old civil war. Combining contemporary interviews, archival images, and scenes of present-day Liberia the film recounts the experiences and memories of the women who stood up to their country's tyrannical leader and brutal warlords, in order to bring peace to their tormented country.

     

    8/10

  3. Posted

     

     

    How could this be?

    Not one penny!

    We pockets empty

     

    Not one penny no one see we havn't

    Not one penny no one see we havn't

    And when the money make you a de first one fe grap

    Not one penny no one see we havn't

    Not one penny no one see we havn't

    Not one penny no one see we havn't

    And when the money make you a de first one fe grap

    Not one penny no one see we havn't

     

    ´Bout fight guess this woman a upon the same job

    And for all the hard work she do and performance

    Fifty sentences alone you giving to a conman

    All the time she pay rent and bills all the money done

    It circle right back unto the rich man

    And it circle right back wrong to the rich man

    It circle right back unto the rich man

    It circle, it circle, circle, circle...

     

    (chorus)

     

    Want make we haffe pay fe water and natural resources

    Won’t make we haffe buy land, for none dis-nat-yours

    Won’t change wrong things and do upon a arm force

    Where only you and your people benefit by force

    Gas flinging and bleeding upon your gulf force

    While the poor scene in a hard time score us

    All the poor scene in a hard time spore us

    While you poor scene in a hard time score us…

     

    (chorus)

     

    You can keep you chon change, better worth we have

    Worth more than any president money bag (money bag)

    And than the money in a the world put together (together)

    And that amount to die regress since from creator (creator)

    We singing and shouting out harder (harder)

    Babylon watch out fe the Almighty Father (Father)

    Babylon watch out fe the Almighty Father (Father)

    Babylon watch out fe the Almighty Father (Father)

     

    (chorus)

     

    Even the robber man no rob as much as you pap

    Already paid and steal I corn like a tug

    Claiming pennies to refuge minorities

    And expect a million dollar worth laboring

    Unutilized men supply, but now you see

    Striving to leave that kind of crazy scenery

    Striving to leave that kind of crazy scenery

    When already has them money hungry

     

    (chorus)

  4. Posted

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

     

    man today was madness. nothing happened and it was so boring. nothing happened and i couldnt be bothered to make-up a story. LOL. i think the end is nigh for this thread and for Alpha too.

     

    Apo you cannot continue to blog on this thread. do you think its a house of disrepute where you bring your BS. LOOOL. respect this tavern!

  5. Posted

    LOL@Jacques,

     

    in bangledesh acid attacks are a regular occurance. bengali men are so wicked walahi...ma istirir? they do acid attacks on women. by ruining a woman's looks she's ruined for life. somali feminist like chubacky the wacky and 5 are lucky their already hormone induced and almost Y chromosome faces arent ruined with an acid attack...LOOOOOL

  6. Posted

    imagine the scene: its an idle tuesday afternoon in downtown H-town then imagine once more; a man gets out of an expensive imported car. he's dressed like one of those city slickers with a pin stripped suit and then ....he get back into his car LOL.....why did he get out of the car and what did he see on that idle tuesday afternoon. BANG.... the man died that night in Kaah Private Hospital.

     

    i've been having this recurring dream.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. LOL

  7. Posted

    ^ those who habour hatred will be consumed by hatred themselves - Alpha Blondy

     

    a man's real character is more in his ability to look into himself and critically realise his faults LOL . - Alpha Blondy

     

    i was bored so started a fight with a Apo. he's a little saqaajan who had the painters in yesterday night.

  8. Posted

    Apophis;889770 wrote:
    Can Sauron and Saruman unite? And how will power be shared in this new dominion LOOOOOOOL

    of course. i agree. there will obviously have to be a 'period of transition' until one of us assumes the throne of thrones and ultimately exercises supreme power over all. having said that, i forfeit my claim to the iron throne. you Apo, are indeed and surely are more worthy......LOOOL. until then i will be the hand of the king and your loyal servant, your grace! LOL

     

    oba, the designate court jester......'the niiko' and women are for small minded people and not those who aspire to greater things. LOOOL

  9. Posted

    What's this?????????????/ could it be a miracle?????????? Apo, it appears your're alive and well. Thank Hades and Hitchins you're ALIVE. OMG this is madness ma iistiri LOL.

     

    brother Apo i was wrong about you and said many silly things. i'm sorry.

     

    wanna be bros again?

     

    PT_Handshake%20of%20Man%20with%20Arm%20E

     

    LOOOL

  10. Posted

    i wonder what the RSPCC will say about animal cruelty in some parts of somaliland..........LOL. what's even more worrying is how some individuals probably have names for their animals....i mean that just pathetic ma iistiri? imagine for example, and i'm just saying, if instance, and of course hypathetically speaking, i owed 3 turtles. :D.

     

    if you're bored and owed 3 turtles, here's a list of things you can do;

     

    1. post pics of them on fb for all to see your compassionate and humanity.

    2. speak to them

    3. wash each turtle at specified intervals during the work unless when doing overtime LOL.

    4. like one turtle more than the others - creating friction in the group dynamic.

    5. smuggle one or two depending on the size of the turtles in your bag since you're a H-town socialite and do a Paris Hilton LOL

    6. during mating season, perhaps arrange a mating session with one of your qurbo-joog turtles with other turtle who grew up the wild that will make NATGEO WILD ABU DUBAI seem appropriate.

    7. what else can you do with a turtle....perhaps you can convince yourself they have human traits and date Roger or Rageh (2nd eldest turtle of 3)

  11. Posted

    i'm glad that this thread can now resume what it was intended for LOL. i worry laakin. who'll now entertain my trolls and cantarbaqash? my previous dealings with some sections of SOL were epic and quite magnificent LOL. there were many awesome interactions and so many good times that were just brilliant, witty, quite ridiculous and just MAD with a very special person who unfortunately died LOL. but you know life waits for NO-ONE and we will can only hang on to the memories but life goes on.........

     

     

     

     

    How many brothas fell victim to tha streetz

    Rest in peace young nigga, there's a Heaven for a 'G'

    be a lie, If I told ya that I never thought of death

    my niggas, we tha last ones left

    but life goes on.....

     

    [Verse One:]

     

    As I bail through tha empty halls

    breath stinkin'

    in my jaws

    ring, ring, ring

    quiet y'all

    incoming call

    plus this my homie from high school

    he's getting bye

    It's time to bury another brotha nobody cry

    life as a baller

    alchol and booty calls

    we usta do them as adolecents

    do you recall?

    raised as G's

    loc'ed out and blazed the weed

    get on tha roof

    let's get smoked out

    and blaze with me

    2 in tha morning

    and we still high assed out

    screamin' 'thug till I die'

    before I passed out

    but now that your gone

    i'm in tha zone

    thinkin'

    'I don't wanna die all alone'

    but now ya gone

    and all I got left are stinkin' memories

    I love them niggas to death

    i'm drinkin' Hennessy

    while tryin' ta make it last

    I drank a 5th for that ***

    when you passed....

    cause life goes on

     

    [Chorus]

     

    [Verse Two:]

     

    Yeah nigga

    I got tha word as hell

    ya blew trial and tha judge gave you

    25 with an L

    time to prepare to do fed time

    won't see parole

    imagine life as a convict

    that's getten' old

    plus with tha drama

    we're lookin out for your babies mama

    taken risks, while keepin' cheap tricks from gettin on her...

    life in tha hood...

    is all good for nobody

    remember gamin' on dumb hoties at chill parties

    Me and you

    No true a two

    while scheming on hits

    and gettin tricks

    that maybe we can slide into

    but now you burried

    rest nigga

    cause I ain't worried

    eyes bluried

    sayin' goodbye at the cemetary

    tho' memories fade

    I got your name tated on my arm

    so we both ball till' my dying days

    before I say goodbye

    Kato and Mental rest in peace

    Thug till I die

     

    [Chorus]

     

    [Verse Three:]

     

    Bury me smilin'

    with G's in my pocket

    have a party at my funeral

    let every rapper rock it

    let tha hoes that I usta know

    from way before

    kiss me from my head to my toe

    give me a paper and a pen

    so I can write about my life of sin

    a couple bottles of Gin

    incase I don't get in

    tell all my people i'm a Ridah

    nobody cries when we die

    we outlaws

    let me ride

    until I get free

    I live my life in tha fast lane

    got police chasen me

    to my niggas from old blocks

    from old crews

    niggas that guided me through

    back in tha old school

    pour out some liquor

    have a toast for tha homies

    see we both gotta die

    but ya chose to go before me

    and brothas miss ya while your gone

    you left your nigga on his own

    how long we mourn

    life goes on...

     

    [Chorus repeats to end]

    [sung overtop repeating chorus]

     

    Life goes on homie

    gone on, cause they passed away

    Niggas doin' life

    Niggas doin' 50 and 60 years and shit

    I feel ya nigga, trust me

    I feel ya

    You know what I mean

    last year

    we poured out liquor for ya

    this year nigga, life goes on

    we're gonna clock now

    get money

    evade *****es

    evade tricks

    give players plenty space

    and basicaly just represent for you baby

    next time you see your niggas

    your gonna be on top nigga

    their gonna be like,

    'Goddamn, them niggas came up'

    that's right baby

    life goes on....

    and we up out this *****

    hey Kato, Mental

    y'all niggas make sure it's popin' when we get up there

    don't front.

  13. Posted

    Apophis;889657 wrote:
    ^^ Count me out as, unlike you, I never seek nor need external validation. Internal, self validation is plenty for me.

     

    Ps: I don't wan't to embarrass you old buddy but you already made a poll thread >>>>

     

    The response wasn't great. In fact it was soo bad that I had to give you my pity vote.

     

    You don't want to say again...>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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    Peace -/

    LOL@ApopoofApolina,

     

    stfu-amp-gtfo-demotivational-poster-1208

     

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  17. Posted

    Apophis;889644 wrote:

    Helping him just because he's in S/L; bloody shameful.

    the sheer audacity and delusions of grandeur of a certain individual knows no bounds indeed...LOL

     

     

     

    Apophis;880959 wrote:
    ^^ I've been thinking of relocating just like you but I'm concerned about the job prospects, as it's often a case of
    "who you know"
    rather than
    "what you know"
    ; so how hard is it to find employment (at graduate level) and what are the salaries like?

     

     

    Alpha Blondy;880976 wrote:
    Apo,

     

    yes! nepotism does exist and there is no denying the extent to which this affects job prospects. you needn't worry laakin as the bigger jobs and better paid jobs are all applied online. usually these jobs ask for at least a Masters degree and 5+ experience. this can waivers laakin for the most part as 'other skills' and experience are considered. in terms of salaries we're talking anything from $1500 to $3000 per month with some benefits included such as accommodation. locals jobs are usually $500 to $1000 per month, the latter is paid to those who are somewhat qualified.

     

    as a recent graduate opportunities are ample. you can start by volunteering and there are plenty of volunteering opportunities with both big INGOs and small Local NGos as well as private sector companies and govt ministries that could turn into permanent jobs. in fact, i'd recommend working with govt ministries as you could learn the machinery of governance plus that would look great on the CV. securing employment is ultimately down to your efforts.

     

    check these sites for constant posts of jobs;

     

    www,

     

     

    also Somaliland Youth Group on GoogleGroups is the best source of jobs!!!!!!

    Apophis;881013 wrote:
    It was really helpful. Thanks Alpha, I'll talk to to you when I've decided on what to do.

    Ababa Apopoofapolina,

     

    seems like you're the one being educated. to be quiet honest i'm getting a little bored of this tit-for-tat exchanges of words. i think we'll need to put a poll to the SOL electorate and let them decide whose more worthy LOOOOOOL.

  18. Posted

    NGONGE;889637 wrote:
    ^^ Apolina, a beautiful ballerina?
    :D

    (oh, you meant an atheist? I get you now).

    salaams and personal greetings of the highest regards to NGONGE et al

     

    i'm honoured by your visit to this thread. here at my new enclave anything goes, really.

     

    i look to see you here more often, i hope. your acquisition is bigger than Sheffield Wednesday's acquisition of Paulo Di Canio LOL.

     

    regards,

     

    al.

  19. Posted

    Mario B;889632 wrote:
    Indeed, I always tell my "salafi friends" that if they took take care of the internal reality then the outward manifestations will take care of themselves.

     

    But only he (will prosper) that brings to God a sound heart [ Q 26:89]

    LOL@Mario B and his attempts to categories the ummah into groups and sub-groups!

     

    what a little saqaajan you are Mario B. salafi this and salafi that. its all the same brother!

     

    what are you Mario B? a modern muslim who appeases all? is that your flavour of the month? is your trouser lower 2 inches than last month cos GQ says its all the range?

  20. Posted

    LOL@Ababa Apopoof,

     

    your insinuation that we're related by blood is ludicrous runnti and shows you're somewhat detached nature from reality. presumably, somewhere, up there in the sky in Apoland, you're probably a King in your own right and probably posses the greatest military the world has ever witness. meanwhile here on earth we're all getting on with it as it were.

     

    your refusal to answer my request doesn't not bode well for our relation and only adds further insult to injury, as it were. LOL.

     

    once upon a time in a land far far away beyond the seven hills and below the mangroves of the White mountain, there lived Apo, a mean cynical white man, whose burned notices from the secretive sects of the kuffar meant he grew to be...........?

  21. Posted

    there is no denying that you were useful and always helpful to me and i appreciated this runnti. i've expressed my thanks to you previously as i'm sure you'll agree. laakin i don't like the way you've misconstrued our relations to make me seem entirely dependent on you for survival. i don't like the civilising undertones you are remitting to me. this is a classic tell-tale sign of being WHITE LOOOL.

     

    ok, i want a full and unequivocal apology and a thread dedication and then i'll grant you clemancy and perhaps then and only then will i consider letting you back into the fold. LOL:D

     

    on the thread itself - try to make it witty and use as much British snide sense of humour as possible LOL.

  23. Posted

    Mario B;889433 wrote:
    Alpha, I just want to make one thing clear. Neither Chimera or I have ever displayed Islamo-farscist attitude towards our resident 'enlighted atheist'. I believe no Muslim can tell any human being that they are going to hell, as I believe that will be appropriating God's authority on one self. If God wants he could put all theists in the hell fire and let those who disbelieved inherit the garden and that will be his prerogative. As for beards, I don't judge Muslims on basis of their beards when even goats have beards Lol. Also Jews and Sikhs have better looking beards!

     

    As for the lengh of the trouser, I dont mind Muslim wearing long shorts like the one below, but the following diagram shows where the ankle is [ it's where the fibula and tibia meat the talus (major ankle bone).

     

    ro0054blkM1.jpg

     

    ankle-ligament-injury1.jpg

    LOL@Mario B,

     

    i'm in the least bit interested in all those who define their faith by the lengths of their beards and the length of their trousers. give me a break will ya? lets not concentrate too much on the exterior but the inner soul sxb.

  25. Posted

    oba, if you could pass this message to ababa apopoof....cheers. by the way you don't have to actually past these messages on....i'll just need to evoke your name when i response to the man/woman whose name i no longer recognise.

     

    LOL@Apopoof,

     

    in your re-posting my praise of you, you have not gained a vantage point in our imminent fight to the death. in fact this gives credence to my consistence which is part of my paradigm of virtue. you'll need to recognise that the nature of supposed coalitions are that they're always prone to infighting behind all the words and displays of cooperation. my praise of indeed reflects a different period of time in 'our' once stable and strong coalition.

     

    i hate islamo-facist-thug-little-bearded-thugs akhis who measure their faith by the length of their beards and whose artificial displays of pet-like-obedience to saudi wahabism extremist ideology is not impressing the imam of the kabba as much as an ardent nihilist like you. now, 'we' can agree on many opinions.... laakin, for purely for different reasons ee wax fahan.

     

    in my praise of you, i was protesting the spirit of democracy and the sacred value of freedom of speech being curtailed on SOL for reason unknown to me. these values are indeed pertinent LOL. i believe in them and before your advent too and i've fought/fight bravely for these freedom by monitoring regular abuses of power. i also paid homage to your positive traits which I stand by. laakin, know this; that was then and not NOW. now your web of deception has been exposed for what it is and its UGLY. your artificial displays of friendliness have been exposed to its core. you have FALLEN from grace!