expect world war 3. with the unuka out of the way, the strategic capital of xamar has more or less gone to the dogs. can we ever establish peace there if we open our doors to all sorts. Oba, you've made a mistake and i'm glad your phony pathetic apology doesn't represent the reality on the ground. i'll be launching iron X iron Somali coalition, if anything! LOOOOOOOOOL

the art of delegating tasks is one of the keys to success. practice this art and you'll soon find yourself less stressed and more capable of concentrating your energies on more important things. how, then, do you reward those you delegate too? a mere thank you isn't gonna cut the cake, you know! your thoughts are most welcomed. cheers, Al.

frantz fanon

NGONGE;908825 wrote: They don't do it as often as others do but I've come across the phrase from many people in the past. Even worse, some use it so much that an aunt would forget and refer to her nephew as walaal macan or a mother to her son, etc. Of course, and as Alpha would say, the phrase is uuuf . do you remember when the criminal silaanyo lost the plot. he got together the media and called faisal uuuf! LOL

arabs are the worst type of colonisers. they eat away at your brain. these arabised slaves can't even count up to their 5th grandfather and they have the nerve to bother you at Dubai airport. uskag fooqal uskag.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

NGONGE;908801 wrote: ^^ I didn't, YOU did with your "what are you doing this weekend" questions. Lakin waa axmaq and it took him several minutes to get it and come back at you "walaal macaan" (an ugly ugly expression). :D i could swear NG and Faheema are married in real life or something. why are always blocking my advances sxb. i would've already finished this mashruuc but you're getting in the way. @Faheema - i'm gonna make you a neo-soul CD mix. classic stuff, you know. LOL @NG - better than naya? isn't that what you reer burao call your women.

Jacaylbaro;908795 wrote: I thought Alpha had some green friends ,,, what happened niyow ? LOL@JB, i've left the GREEN world behind. i've some BLUE Friends too. inside jokes are amazing ma istidhi?

legend of zu, ^ the lofty issues of the west never cease to surprise me, these days. thank Allah and be grateful.

Juxa;908782 wrote: hahahahahahha, i dont have time to backbite, i say whatever i want to say in your face, and i say waryaa you dont need to be alone or friendliness. the discussion was network of people in my field, enter your lovely sibling,i never made a secret how much i like your sister and wanted to work with her, enter i know that family they are my qaraabo. now say alhamdulilah from hailing from such nice people. why are you discussing my family on a public forum? how dare you? the next time i see you on the underground - i'm gonna push you down the escalator, i swear. LOL@Juxa, are you now saying we related too? what am i going to do with all these older married women of SOL? caadi maha!

Faheema.;908783 wrote: Now why would you want a 'mad delusional woman' to show you around? I would fear fo your safety if I were you. i would too. LOL this is the internet so i could write whatever i want ma fahantahay walal macan? anyways, i'm already seeing someone and its quite serious. i might be getting married soon too. you're basically a flirt and i reckon you'd be impressed by the offline, friendly, sociable, hopeful al. but that's for the real world. you, on the other hand, are for the online world. actually, i prefer the online world to the real world. LOL

N.O.R.F;908774 wrote: Juxa, white goods = fridge, washing machine, cooker (even if they're not white ) brovs, i'll be having some work done in my kitchen too. i'm thinking DFS!

you're a mad delusional woman marka dee. enjoy. i'll be going on leave soon and might stop by dubai. perhaps you'd like to show me around the town? that is, unless, of course, you're already seeing someone other than yourself? LOOL

Faheema.;908775 wrote: I so do with a break right now lol a break for two, perhaps? LOL

juxa. certainly i'm grateful for your defence of my honour. this is appreciated. laakin, know this - i'm not in the least bit bothered by NGONGE's assertions. in fact, i care very little what people think of me. i posses great confidence in my ability to be alone and friendless. you do release backbiting is haram? in one surat it speaks of backbiting being similar to eating the flesh of a human being. what were the major themes of the discussion?

Alpha Blondy;908768 wrote: LOL@Juxa, i've never had any friends. what is this 'family friend' you speak off? i repeat!

Juxa;908764 wrote: Leave Alpha alone, i met childhood family friend of his recently...... he is a sweetie ( i hope that does not kill his rep) LOL@Juxa, i've never had any friends. what is 'family friend' you speak off?

lol@NG, you've earnt no brownie points for the lame joke. well done sxb. CLAP CLAP what do you have planned for the wkd? 1. shopping at ASDA 2. tuittion for the kids 3. khat session with the boys 4. primetime saturday TV your life is so basic, i swear. its a tragedy waiting to happen ma istidhi? at least i'm not pretentious and fake. NO plans for me. and NO friends for me too. i will spend another weekend alone but my work and SOL will keep me busy. last weekend was rather sad and i felt alone and it wasn't nice.

^ weekends are the same for me. i'll probably be working. what's the point of the weekend when you have no plans and no friends.

blame it on the diaspora miyaa? cultural inappropriateness....blame the diaspora unIslamic behaviour.......blame the diaspora high inflation.....blame the diaspora income disparity......blame the diaspora

Alpha Blondy;908617 wrote: walahi bilahi i'm working at 99.99 and will explode if i carry on this like......... in hindsight, this was a complete exaggeration. me work? naga daaya dee LOL

feeling slightly peckish right now. i wonder what i'll have for qado today?

Faheema.;908733 wrote: lol JB, you wish you had that now Can't wait for the weekend...IA. this wk is dragging. join the club Faheema. i'm hopeful it'll be a good week for us both.

Wadani;908671 wrote: I'd love to saaxiib, but i'm at work and plus i'm not much of a writer. Where is Abtigiis when u need him? your story lacked depth. please don't bother with that nonsense.

oba hiloowlow;908658 wrote: Oba Hiloowlow the founder of Zaad Service is one of the most inspirational business leaders living these days but do you know that his idea of creating a Xaawaalah system which is an informal value transfer system based on the performance and honor of a huge network of money brokers was rejected when he first submitted it to another company? some people even say that the papers of the project were thrown in his face!! Now he became the famous Al-Xaaji Dollar there is nothing personal in your story! where is the classic rags-to-riches journey. the Oba hiloowlowian aspect is the key and its missing from your lifestory brovs! who is oba? what does oba stand for? what defines oba? give us the insider 360 full view! LOL 123. Oba. Oba, the son of a once great witch-doctor and counsel to the beesha unuka weyne is a Swedish national. Oba was prematurely born, albeit in 5 months and 3 weeks. his life has been haunted by his nickname - 'dicis', a xamarawi, an off-short of standard Somali language, term for 'the one who is out prematurely'. Oba has that archetypal gaunt look, which the beesha is known for. his audacity in milking the swedish welfare system, the bread and butter the unuka weynes, ensured the continued flow of remitted money supported his kin's terrifying picket-stop searches in the mid 1990s. some members of Sweden's puntland community, who form a majority-minority in Gothenburg's only fadhi-ku-dirir cafe - the Blue Ocean, claim Oba's father caused the downfall of the Somali Republic. something Oba neither denies nor confirms.