STOIC;912648 wrote: You are VERY random dude...sometimes read before you hit the quick reply did you have problems comprehending what i wrote? perhaps, there was a miscommunication on my part. i was merely saying, the quran is perfect and its value is found in its meaning and not the way its read aloud. we should all strive to learn the quran to the best of our ability. i always love listening to the quran, regardless of which sheikh recites it aloud. waa bila towfiq.

Carafaat;912644 wrote: I feel most content when I have 0 money. Then I dont need feel the urge to consume, eat out, shop, buy nor make consumer choices. i agree 100%. money is evil.

i will not resort to calling you names too. as Muslims we ought to demonstrate exemplary conduct at all times. waa bila towfiq.

$10,000 only.

STOIC, the quran is the ultimate truth. its essence is in its words and not the way a sheikh caresses it with his voice. please isku xishood and be more humble. waa bila towfiq.

Showqi;912609 wrote: Alpha, please stay lay low for the next twenty years. and when the forget you can come back as a brian new Wadani:D i'm afraid the cat is already out of the bag, as it were LOL. i want to become caqil in the next year or so inshallah. my uncle is the beesha caqil already but he doesn't even have a mobile phone, doesn't have a car, doesn't wear the nice hats, macawises and expensive cumaamads the other caqils, cheif caqils, ugaas, garaads and suldans wear. i would like to replace him. he's a tribesman and i don't think he's up to the job in all honesty. i will call a large beesha meeting soon and will hopefully be selected as the new caqil. i want to revolutionise the outdated caqil system. here's what i have in mind: 1. rent a big spacious majilis to gather my clan members together. 2. ensure a consensus within the warring members of the clan. 3. set up a datebase to gather information on the beesha. 4. set up a trust fund whereby each beesha member pays up to $1 a month 5. use the trust fund to help pay blood money, business start-ups schemes, university scholarships, health and medical care etc.. 6. have regular meetings with beesha members and ensure their grievances are addressed. Caqil Alfa ina Baloonde

waar ninyahow, naga daa bahasha hadaba dee. get your money out of the hagbad and leave as soon as you can dee bro. now is the time ya showqi. by 2017, i've calculated the entire suuq will be closed to new entrants. kudos to abwaanka for leaving now, albeit in a hurry and with a let's cut corners attitude. although he's still 3 years behind me, i still send him my warmest hambalyos.

somalee;912608 wrote: Lol, that was genuine. Sorry man :-) ^, NO ONE is as genuine as Alpha ma istidhi sxb? i went home to somaliland to learn about my culture. i came, i saw, i conquered but not as i would've liked, you know. i expected to be welcomed as a hero returning from the diaspora but all i got was jealous sneers. LOL. i'm still here and still trying to learn more everyday despite all the obstacles i face. we need more people like me, you know.

^ but i've been telling people my tripe for many years now. it's just a label and doesn't mean very much to me walahi. i'm alpha not some foolish tribesman. had i known it was the custom not to reveal your tripe then i've would've at least maintained some modesty. why didn't anyone tell me about this dearest showqi? i feel a little silly for revealing my cards too early, you know.

in that case, what are you waiting for?

i suppose he's not the only one counting the money, as it were LOL. my friend recently left to join and he's got an important position. showqi, once your canadian naturalisation process is finished, i think, you too, should join.

^ Showqi, can you please disclose your tribal details? Al.

^ but its important Abwaan updates us in real time. i highly doubt his role in the Somalia govt is true anyways.

''with real Success comes modesty, the aspect of modesty which is related to the strength of one’s faith, is of greater importance. consequently, if a person has strong modesty, he/she will be ashamed to do anything displeasing.'' - Alpha Blondy of SOL on the 26th of Jan 2013.

i heard allocation was based on a slightly skewed version of the 4.5.

still no word from Abwaan?

i'm going to sleep. bye.

did you know that schizo folks see monsters, perceived within their imaginations, do doubt, when they run towards you. they are trying to safe you, apparently. its not because they are crazy and want to harm you. perspectives, perspectives, Apo.

Wadani;912444 wrote: I c I have broken one of the 48 laws of power. Never outshine the master. that, i cannot deny nor confirm.

Wadani;912430 wrote: How about a compromise. Blessed will shower me with her affections on weeknds and wednesday nights, and u can have her the rest of the week. Fair? i don't think blessed and other emancipated women folk would approve of such measures. they already want to domesticate men, for starters and here you are making unilateral decisions. let them making the decisions, young wadani. you're a little too keen to impress with your views. but Alpha is a little more seasoned and coy with his views.

Apophis;912425 wrote: Just remember you're chatting with an insane man Qansax. look what the cat's dragged in...... oh look its my former friend Apo. my former ally of the once powerful APAB coalition. you're so sour these days and my recent PM to you and your subsequent response regarding the general welfare and well-being of your cat, were very much 'bitter' too. GTFOH sxb.

*Blessed;912414 wrote: Haha Wadani, Illahay waxaan kaaga baryaa inuu inan sidaa wax u aragta kula kulmiyo. You sure need the duco i was the 'blessed one' for so long. i liked being your little monkey and dancing to your tunes. something happened along the way and you felt out of favour with Alpha by never responding back to his reactionary comments. the likes of Wadani with their here-today-gone-tomorrow nonsense shouldn't be granted a blessed status, no never. oh dearest blessed, why have you forsaken me? the annals of history will forever attest to this neglect of the worst kind. wadani, sxb, isku xishood and don't lose my friendship over your 'cahootings' with the oracle that is *Blessed.

QansaxMeygaag;912398 wrote: Thanks Alpha, I feel welcome. I once went to Goteborg and our guest was very intent on making us feel welcome and directly translated Sverige to English and ended up "hotly" welcoming us. Nonetheless, after the collective guffaw, we appreciated the spirit and the warmth of the "you are hotly welcome to Goteborg" that came our as his welcome address. You will hear from me no doubt, I might need some pointers and a bit of an initiation though - no mingis though or uunsi or some exorcist wielding a drum and a stick! LOOOOL@Qansax, all that effort to welcome you guys. if there is one thing i'd give to the whites; its their politically correct attempts to accommodate you. all that equal opportunities diversity nonsense drilled into them at the workplace has seemingly permeated into their households too. i was once invited to a dinner party. i bought them a bottle of white wine and a bunch flowers for the wife, as was the custom or so i thought...... she was informed of my 'islamic' background before my arrival and went out of her way to accommodate me. on several occasions, she'd mentioned the food was 'halal' and asked several times i was feeling 'fine' LOOOOOOOL. i reckon she had the hots for me though. post whatever you like sxb. no limits, restrictions and the like here in Alpha's enclave. i would only advise against anything that deliberately seeks to offend of my incredible larger than life massive ego.

underdog;912390 wrote: LOL all this reminds me of the good old days LOL@Unders, the good days are behinds us. now, its a free for all. LOL

Wadani;912382 wrote: Woman have an innate built-in desire to be dominated by a man who exhudes masculinity, as has been proven by evolutionary psychobiology and observations of everday social phenomena. Y do u think even good girls swoon for the protypical 'bad boy'. The notions of a dominant man and a submissive women have become tainted and laden with negative connotations as a result of the relentless propagation of militant feminist hogwash for the past couple of decades. A happy home is one in which the man is the leader and his woman his sidekick. The advice being peddled in this article relegates the man to a position no better than a subordinate servant, whose sole purpose is to cater to the whimsical desires of the insatiable female apetite for selfish pleasures. excellent. just excellent.