Alpha Blondy;884270 wrote: my best friend has come back from europe. i'm so excited to see him. there i was sitting and then my phone rings and its him LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. its pure madness. my best friend is leaving tomorrow for Dubai. i really don't know when i'll see him again. it's tragic walahi that he's leaving but we were talking the other day and i asked if he could leave some of his items behind for me. so far i've managed to get first dips on a diesel watch, a Louis Vuitton bag and several other items. i'll see him off tomorrow morning. how will life change for Alpha? i don't know. one things for sure, it won't be the same again. LOOL

Haatu;917087 wrote: I'm going to do something I'll regret later but here goes: kkkkk (Oh God just typing it feels so Fresh ). War beenta naga daa. Kulahaa eedadey baan ilinka ke celiyey kkkk (xanuun badanaa ) Sxb, runtii waan kaa maseersanyahey. Dadkaadii iyo dalkaadii baad joogtaa adoon dareemeyn innaba inaad tahey "qaxooti". Laakiin beenta naga yaree LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL you're the biggest liar i know. you say you're 18 years old....WTF! i bet you're not even a mark-a-bull. . walahi bilahi there is always some element of truth in my posts. the characters and events depicted in these cantarbaqash monologues by Alpha, are attempts to express my mental thoughts aloud....though it also, and sometimes, serves to directly address entirely different matters to the subjects been discussed/trolled. these cantarbaqash have been fictionalised for dramatic effect but if ever, you were smart haatu, and read between the lines, as it were, you'd realise 96% of these cantarbaqash are real. if you don't want to believe that then iska aamus. ma fahantahay haatu-oow? e.g - it wasnt my eedo but my friend that i asked to leave. think! you little prick. use your brain to decipher the smoke screens. LOOOL

:D:D:D:D ok. enemies we are then......... the doors of friendship were opened and with the rejection you've earnt my wrath. well done Oba. i'm going to make your life a living hell. i will post after every post you post and write negative little comments. i hope in time you come to realise your mistake.

i will create a Oba appreciation thread. in the thread, i will publicly apologies to you as a form of xaal marin. you will then post on the thread and accept my apology. = friends again, an end to your wounded ego and my out of place opinionated tirades against you, which i'm deeply regretfully off. is that okay? life is too short to create enemies and you're too important of a friend to lose. i have the deepest felt respect for you, Oba and you know that. i'm not ashamed to say this because i care.

oba hiloowlow;917071 wrote: LOL gartey so.....how do we proceed from here Oba? do you want to continue this war of words or be friends again? the ball is in your court!

oba hiloowlow;917061 wrote: Haye what if i was kidding around mate. whats st. Georges niyo? then i will accept full responsibly for my actions and publicly apologies. St.Geoges is Ethiopia's one number alcoholic drink.

Waranle_Warrior;917053 wrote: ^Acuudu bilaah you are brutal and have very inhuman like heart . There is no such thing as privacy in Somalia, better get used to it and don't you dare talk to old people like that let alone your Eedo. Indeed you gota make up to her and pay Xaal marin. WW, you needn't remind me of my fall from grace this morning. i'm so ashamed. how did my warm heart become so cold? how did i become like them?

oba hiloowlow;917054 wrote: LOL yeah i broke it after you dissrespected me! ps. Im not lying walahi bilahi granted i called you a sarkhaan xun but it was only because i didn't want to admit to myself that this was true. naagtaa xabashiyada xaab st.georges uu qaad dee.

oba hiloowlow;917050 wrote: Says the guy who is talking to himself in his thread. haha we once swore in the PMs we'd be brothers for life. you broke that oath. i might be alone this valentines but at least i'm not a liar who pretends to go on hot dates with xabashi chicks.

Waranle_Warrior;917047 wrote: WOMAN are bad drivers universally and the Saudis even men are bad and crazy drivers. If they add more cars on the road driven by woman it will be a disaster in Saudi Arabia. Wax badan waa maqli doontaa 'Al marxuun khaldaan' too words to sum up the above rant. 1. sexist 2. anti-women WW, isku xishood inaadeero nin weyne baad tahaye.

oba hiloowlow;916990 wrote: Im having a date with this etihopian girl wish me good luck folks! why are you lying for? what Ethiopian chick will be the valentines of nin unuka ah oo nolosha kaa dhacay.

Alpha Blondy;917045 wrote: not in the best of moods right now.................... i had to turn someone away from the house this morning. reer somaliland and their lack of respect for privacy has become an everyday living nightmare for Alpha. i had my phone switched so i can at least sleep well this weekend. its rare that i get full 8 hours sleep these days. they came around and i literally told to leave me alone. i didn't accept the excuse that my phone was switched. i was very blatantly in my remarks to them to NEVER come around. i felt good for a while but startled feeling guilty after my follow up call. they were apologetic but i didn't relent in mincing my words, to them. it was unequivocal, cold and very clear - LEAVE ME ALONE. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL by the way........the unwanted vistor was my eedo, my dad's sister and she'd come to visit her nephew. i'm so ashamed. i can't even look at myself in my new 1metre studio-flat-open-space styled mirror. i feel so ugly inside. if you don't look after what's on the inside, what's on the outside will also be ugly too.... her inkaar will fall on me. i need some ideas about how i'm going to make up to her. xaal waa inaan bixiyo

not in the best of moods right now.................... i had to turn someone away from the house this morning. reer somaliland and their lack of respect for privacy has become an everyday living nightmare for Alpha. i had my phone switched so i can at least sleep well this weekend. its rare that i get full 8 hours sleep these days. they came around and i literally told to leave me alone. i didn't accept the excuse that my phone was switched. i was very blatantly in my remarks to them to NEVER come around. i felt good for a while but startled feeling guilty after my follow up call. they were apologetic but i didn't relent in mincing my words, to them. it was unequivocal, cold and very clear - LEAVE ME ALONE. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

another first in for Alpha! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i'm going to sleep. i have a destiny to fulfill. its NOT going to fulfill itself......is it now?

its a real shame i wasn't aborted then.....isn't it? you uskaag!

nuune;916970 wrote: I approve this post of yours, but you need to reduce your love to be admired, it is killing you, I know it is related to dictators and are affiliated, becoming a dictator is one of my top priority lists too, I thought I was alone on this, I just like the idea that everrything belongs to the state, it is a simple system, land, you want land, have it, but know that it belongs to the state and it can take away from you if you neglect it, yes, neglect it. I am not going to the route of Swaziland king where he marries new wife every single month choosing that new wife from a crowd of 20 qalanjooyin wada xiiran, I am not going to do that monthly ritual, I will make it every week. Nuune, money and women are the corrupters of men. these distractions are not worthy of mention and they are for weak men. i will marry ONLY one egotistical and equally as dictatorial woman. i will place a small powerful chip next to her heart with the view of killing her, if ever she's disloyal. she'll be my closest confidante. she'll raise excellent children. i will NEVER have an affair because that represents moral weakness of the worst kind. my real interest lies in Power and exercising this Power absolutely and without limitations. Power finds those it seeks and that's NOT everyone. it should NEVER be used for the purposes of appearing powerful and vain-glorious but for the betterment of people. i will use this power, this heavy burden by producing tangible results. those who stand in the way of my objectives will be exiled, tortured (personally supervised) and denied a place in the annals of history. i will keep an inner circle of enforcers, composed of ex-orphans, who have pledged absolute loyalty to me and who owe me their lives. you don't have a plan.

OdaySomali;916966 wrote: its good to hear you are doing well, Alxamdulilah ithings are well here too. As for what's happening, suffice to say unexpected directions, new environments, different people, new mindsets. I know i'm being criptic, but something tells me this is going to be a very interesting year, I have a hunch, though I know now what lies ahead. You never know, I might beat you to the TV screen ol' chap! haha But yh whatever your cooking, don't reveal at this early stage. i hope it works for you inshallah. i have a divine destiny. you can't compete with that?

nuune;916964 wrote: Alpha, I see you like when complimented, I know it is human behavior, and people can't hold their emotions, is this another way of seeking fame, or sharaf, I am not saying you don't have any sharaf left for you, but I believe your earlier comment that you will be a good politician who willbe on TV 24 hours, aka Saddam and Gadafi style, Allahuma Yarxam both Nuune, i absolutely love to be admired at all times. i get an incredible sensation from being showered with praise. its a sordid little habit that i should seek medical attention for, but i'm finding myself more attracted to the limelight. i've read up to 40 biographies of some of the greatest tyrants and dictators in the history of man. i want to become a dictator inshallah. already i posses many of the traits of being a dictator. i want to one day rule over all somalis and make them attest their loyalty. i also want to reform our culture because i know exactly what's needed. i'm a man of people but people must be ruled over with an iron fist. they yearn for a decisive, visionary and principled leader. i offer those qualities and many more as i'm sure you'll agree.

OdaySomali;916959 wrote: I presume that Alpha Blondy is still "in Hargeisa" and his posts as entertaining and eccentric as ever yeah bro. still here and doing well. how are things with you and what are these interesting stuff happening in your life?

Apophis;916865 wrote: War they're aiding Alpha, the autistic because he's a Northerner. We southerners gotta stick together against this hate. petulant and childish tirades from a ugali eating fufu prick. kulaha ''stick together'' how old are you and do you think you're impressing anyone with such pathetic comments? who can attest loyalty to you Apo......except Oba the lame? i'm afraid....really afraid? what can ''abooba/obaabo'' partnership do against the Alpha and Co? so daayaa! waxaad isla haysaan baa yare eh....

Waranle_Warrior;916950 wrote: Land? to do what exactly? Real state is not a good idea in Somalia, don't buy a house or plot to build a house, its waste of time. its better than taking out a mortgage and living life on the brink. i've bought several plots of land here but i'll just let market speculation increase its value every year. now is the time. its now or never.

turbulence on top form. big up!

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Alpha Blondy;916799 wrote: i'm going very far away. i won't be coming back for some time. i'll see you guys around yeah? i had one of the most amazing days of my life. just came back from the miiyaga. it was an amazing journey to a small village north of Hargeisa and on the berbera road. at around 3pm, i was greeted in the small town of diinqaal by musa abdilahi xoosh. he's a great guy whose also a distance cousin from my immediate clan. he insisted upon taking me to his small organic farm and to greet his family. i didn't want to trouble him but he only did what was the custom for the tribes of this area. just before sunset, i was asked to do the honours and to slaughter a sacrificial goat. i did so without too much difficulty. i then stripped the goat of its skin using my refined techniques. the feast was delicious and as the guest of honour, i made a short speech thanking musa and his family for their warm hospitality and generosity. i then hitched-hiked from diinqaal to hargeisa and meet the most amazing group of people ever. they were on their way to the metropolis, you see. we laughed all the way. it was 75km to hargeisa. i then insisted that we have some ice-cream, tea and treats at my favourite spot in downtown hargeisa. i paid of course. they just dropped me off at my house and we exchanged numbers and i might go hiking with them soon. excellent. these are the days of my life. and i'm so happy to be home with my people. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL