Cuchullin

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  4. Posted

    lets all calm down

     

    we have undoubtedly arab blood in us, in fact some clans claim they are descendents of the prophet(SAW)himself!

    Being related to arabs is i feel an honour, not the arabs of today, but those of yesteryears.

    Somalia is not in the Arab League for nothing, arabs recognise us as arab descendants.

    We have also some African blood leaving us as...

    ....African Arabs i.e. a darker version of North African Arabs (i.e.Morrocans)

    This is good for our religion and our pride because we have the best of both, we look better than jareer and arabs!

  5. Posted

    About a decade or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Somalis had to

     

    leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Somali community. So

     

    the

     

    Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the

     

    Somali community. If the Somali won, the Somali could stay. If the Pope won,

     

    the Somali would leave.

     

    The Somali realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle-aged

     

    man named Faraax Jamax to represent them. farax asked for one

     

    additional condition to the debate. , neither

     

    side would be allowed to talk( No Italian you see). The Pope agreed.

     

    The day of the great debate came. Faraax Jamac and the Pope sat

     

    opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and

     

    showed

     

    three fingers. Farax looked back at him and raised one finger. The

     

    Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. farax pointed to

     

    the

     

    ground where he sat. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine.

     

    Farax pulled out an apple.

     

    The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Sikhs

     

    can stay."

     

    An hour later, the cardinals were gathered around the Pope asking him what

     

    had happened. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent

     

    the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that

     

    there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my

     

    finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by

     

    pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I

     

    pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins.

     

    He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for

     

    everything. What could I do?"

     

    Meanwhile, the Somali community had crowded around Farax Jamax. "What

     

    happened?", they asked. "Well," said Farax, "First he said to me that

     

    the Somalis had three days to get out of here. I told him to f *@ k off and

     

    not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be

     

    cleared of Somalis. I let him know that we were staying right here."

     

    "Yes, and then???", asked the crowd.

     

    "I don't know", said Farax, "He took out his lunch, and I took out

     

    mine!!! And then he said that we could stay.

  6. Posted

    You are certainly right about the mysterious link between China and Russia, last month i was listening to a lecture given by the current Russian Space departments minister of foreign affairs, and one person in the lecturing hall asked: 'To what extent do China and Russia work together in today's Space industry' and the answer had what seemed a tinge of harshness : 'Russia and China today do not work together in Space but in very small circumstances, as China is more and more becoming independant.'

    This is but a sample of the many areas these two mega-nations clash, and the fact they share the same border and therefore are each in danger of the other is another point to remember.