Fresh Prince of Xamar

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  3. Posted

    HAHAHAHAHAH LOL

    Very nice,

    ''ya kno ur somali when ur on da bus and ur da loudest ppl talkin''

    U know brother, somalia is a very big country. if u need ur neighbour who lives 2miles away u just shout. thats the reason why we r so loud.

    LOL

  7. Posted

    Assalamu aleikum,

     

    Verry very nice Intuition. It seems we are the only 2 who are trying to come up with some riddles. haha We are also solving them dont we?

     

    Ppl COME ON....

  8. Posted

    Assalamu aleikum,

     

    A riddle:

     

    ''you are my son, BUT I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!!!!!!''

    the question= who am I??

    good luck

     

    wassalaam

  9. Posted

    Assalamu aleikum wa wb,

    its silly me again.

    i forgot to mention the other to riddles,

     

    1= a stamp

    2= a river

    3= the age

     

    wassalaam

  11. Posted

    Selaam Sister(islam)

     

    How come u talk like this about somali men. If u had a bad experiensce with one of them, it really doesnt mean good Somali men dont exist.

    Im not attacking you sister, but plz dont react angry for such a joke.

     

    Assalamu aleikum wa wb

  13. Posted

    Come live with me and be my love,

    And we will all the pleasures prove,

    That valleys, groves, hills and fields,

    Woods or steepy mountains yields.

     

    And we will sit upon the rocks,

    Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks

    By shallow rivers, to whose falls

    Melodious birds sing madrigals.

     

    And I will make thee beds of roses,

    And a thousand fragrant posies,

    A cap of flowers and a kirtle

    Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle;

     

    A gown made of the finest wool,

    Which from our pretty lambs we pull;

    Fair-lined slippers for the cold,

    With buckles of the purest gold;

     

    A belt of straw and ivy buds,

    With coral clasps and amber studs;

    And if these pleasures may thee move,

    Come live with me and be my love.

     

    The shepherds' swains shall dance and sing

    For thy delight each May morning;

    If these delights thy mind may move,

    Then live with me and be my love.

  15. Posted

    Wow Nafta,

     

    Thx for sharing. I feel also sad u know, but u know what I think?

    Love doesnt suck,cause if u love someone you have to go for it. If it doesnt work out (lil chance)

    then u have to know that it was not meant to be... snap je me boefje? euhh I mean u fillin me nafta?

    so dont worry, be happy, cause everything will work out insha allah.. dont u think.

     

    well Nafta

     

    Assalamu Caleykum Waraxmatullahi Wabarakatuh

  17. Posted

    Love

     

    Soul, heart, and body, we thus singly name,

    Are not in love divisible and distinct,

    But each with each inseparably link'd.

    One is not honour, and the other shame,

    But burn as closely fused as fuel, heat, and flame.

     

    They do not love who give the body and keep

    The heart ungiven; nor they who yield the soul,

    And guard the body. Love doth give the whole;

    Its range being high as heaven, as ocean deep,

    Wide as the realms of air or planet's curving sweep.

  18. Posted

    New Improved Lawnmowers

     

    One day a lawyer was riding in his limosine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".

    The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

     

    So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

     

    The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along.

     

    When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

     

    The layer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

  23. Posted

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  24. Posted

    Three men were in a sauna...

     

    Three men were in a sauna.

    One was Italian, one was German, and one was Polish.

     

    Suddenly, they heard a beeping noise. The Italian guy pushed a few buttons on his hand and then told the others that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to be paged.

     

    Then, they heard a ring and the German man pushed a button on his hand and put his hand up to his ear and said, "Hello. Oh Yes! OK...Bye!"

     

    After pressing another button on his hand the German man said that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to receive calls.

     

    The Polish man excuses himself to use the bathroom.

     

    He comes back, with a piece of toilet paper trailing from his butt.

     

    The other men laugh and point. The Polish man cranes his neck around to look.

     

    He says, "Wow! I must have gotten a fax!"

  25. Posted

    Definitely

     

    Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

    First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

     

    Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

     

    Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

     

    "Does a fart have lumps?"

     

    The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

     

    "OK...then I DEFINITELY shit my pants..."