Fresh Prince of Xamar

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  2. HHAHHAHAHA very funny wallahi, LOL. Damn u nevva know.... Pour man.
  3. HAHAHAHAHAH LOL Very nice, ''ya kno ur somali when ur on da bus and ur da loudest ppl talkin'' U know brother, somalia is a very big country. if u need ur neighbour who lives 2miles away u just shout. thats the reason why we r so loud. LOL
  4. LOL, very funny.HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA, keep it coming!!
  5. AHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHA, VERRY NICe ''who the hell is in the shop'' LOL
  6. Selaam aleikum I also know this one too, but ill give the others a chance.LOL... Goodluck yall selaam
  7. Assalamu aleikum, Verry very nice Intuition. It seems we are the only 2 who are trying to come up with some riddles. haha We are also solving them dont we? Ppl COME ON....
  8. Assalamu aleikum, A riddle: ''you are my son, BUT I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!!!!!!'' the question= who am I?? good luck wassalaam
  9. Assalamu aleikum wa wb, its silly me again. i forgot to mention the other to riddles, 1= a stamp 2= a river 3= the age wassalaam
  10. Assalamu aleikum wa wb, The answer to the riddle is.......... a river.
  11. Selaam Sister(islam) How come u talk like this about somali men. If u had a bad experiensce with one of them, it really doesnt mean good Somali men dont exist. Im not attacking you sister, but plz dont react angry for such a joke. Assalamu aleikum wa wb
  13. Come live with me and be my love, And we will all the pleasures prove, That valleys, groves, hills and fields, Woods or steepy mountains yields. And we will sit upon the rocks, Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks By shallow rivers, to whose falls Melodious birds sing madrigals. And I will make thee beds of roses, And a thousand fragrant posies, A cap of flowers and a kirtle Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle; A gown made of the finest wool, Which from our pretty lambs we pull; Fair-lined slippers for the cold, With buckles of the purest gold; A belt of straw and ivy buds, With coral clasps and amber studs; And if these pleasures may thee move, Come live with me and be my love. The shepherds' swains shall dance and sing For thy delight each May morning; If these delights thy mind may move, Then live with me and be my love.
  14. Haye ladies, waa ligu goobtay myaa? Well, maybe u can try again, u know. Start a new sunny live and maybe u will meet a nice man. Good luck!!!
  15. Wow Nafta, Thx for sharing. I feel also sad u know, but u know what I think? Love doesnt suck,cause if u love someone you have to go for it. If it doesnt work out (lil chance) then u have to know that it was not meant to be... snap je me boefje? euhh I mean u fillin me nafta? so dont worry, be happy, cause everything will work out insha allah.. dont u think. well Nafta Assalamu Caleykum Waraxmatullahi Wabarakatuh