Islaan baa somalia ka timid, markaasa maalin maalimaha ka mida u taktay,,family dakhtar!!...oo ku tidhi "tin ilaa cidhib ayaa la iga haya eedo"..markaasu yidhi " eedo ma iga hubtaa" ...oo ay ku jawaabtay " aad iyo aad" ,,markii u bilaabay ,,,,badhitaankii..uu meel dhexe maraaayey,,,,ayee islaaantii haw kasoo tidhi dhakhtarka offiskisii "magacay ba' oo alle balanbalay" hope ya enjoy it!

man,,,,,that was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!! but hey yo,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,is that a real story happened, up there at tdot! quiet a story i would say!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde got a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"