Eastside Lover

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  1. Just a few that made my sides hurt lol... "You're like milk, i want to make you a part of my complete breakfast" "My pickup line was published on the Internet... Would you like to hear it?" "Honey, you're so sweet I get sugar diabetes just looking at you." "Hey gorgeous the power company is looking for you you're so electrifying." "Do you believe at love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again." "Is your mother a thief? (pause) She must have been to steal the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
  2. Are u serious?! No joke? ....wheeeeeeey.... I wouldn't do it because what if you grls fight over him? LoL i can see it...... {{No he's mine on Tuesday you get him on Sunday!!!}} {{Hell no! I was married to him first so i get him Tuesday}} Not tryin to diss ya sister but i doubt it'll work out P.S There is over ways to have kids...
  3. Why can't Osama have sex with his 4 wives?? <<<< <<<< <<<< <<<< <<<< <<<< <<<< >>>>>>>>>>>Because everytime he opens his legs he see's BUSH.