Salam All Let me share u guys this topic...... If u had sex with someone u can't marry him/her 100%....... also if ur partner had sex with someone u can't marry him....cuz the person that had sex can't marry anyone, but a non muslim person or another person that had sex already...and it's haram for muslims to have sex before marriage....as u all know.... so if u had sex already with someone..that means that u can't marry a muslim sista/brotha.... also if u guys made luv already before marriage u can't marry each other.... PEACE ALL

Salam..... Yeah all sistas over there looks so wonderful brotha, but that is something that is normal, also the look is not a big deal what matters it the mind and what is inside... but is the reason that ur saying this because ur in Madina and there u can't see any type of girls??? say alhamdoullellah for being there....... PEACE

Brotha........ This pic don't explain my thoughts ......... I just wanted to share it with u guys....... and it's better to use a better language ... Ramadan Kareem PEACE

Sorry brothers... Don't get mad on me too....

Girls don't be mad of me... i just saw this pic and wanna share it with ya

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As you are receiving my note by e-mail, it's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometime unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Salam... Starlight ......... You r great ... and also are ur words........ Good Work!

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty!"

A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. The judge looked at her sternly and said: "So you're a schoolteacher. I am about to realize a lifelong ambition. You sit down at that table over there and write 'I went through a stop sign.' FIVE HUNDRED TIMES!"

The five questions are: 1. "What are you thinking?" 2. "Do you love me?" 3. "Do I look fat?" 4. "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5. "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1. "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Baseball b - Football c - How fat you are. d - How much prettier she is than you. e - How he would spend the insurance money if you died. According to the Sassy article, the best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking." The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers: 2. "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear. Wrong answers include: a - I suppose so. b - Would it make you feel better if I said yes. c - That depends on what you mean by "love". d - Does it matter? e - Who, me? 3. "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include: a - I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. b - Compared to what? c - A little extra weight looks good on you. d - I've seen fatter. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 4. "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard thay you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include: a - Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b - I don't know how one goes about rating such things. c - Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d - Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. e - Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy. 5. "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid joke: "Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause. "Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly."And would you let her wear my old clothes?" "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too." "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She is left-handed."

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. There are 2 times when a man understands a woman - before marriage and after marriage. ********************************************* Are those words really wise words??? Maybe some of them, but for sure not all of them....

Salam All......... I really don't know why men and women always attacking each others ... Although there are some nice feelings that may gather them??!!!!! Any how this Q&A are a simple example of the war between them........ Q: Why are men like commercials? A: You can't believe a word they say. Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds. Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: "What Men Know About Women." Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest with a sharp knife. Q: Why are men like blenders? A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A: A battery has a positive side. Q: Why is it good that there are women astronauts? A: So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions.

"Did u take a bath?" "Why, Is there one missing?" "Are u chewing gum?" "No, I'M John Smith." "I spent three years in college taking medicine." "Are u ok now?" "Do u say a prayer before u eat?" "No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook." "We are having mother for dinner, darling." "Make sure she's well done." "I want some rat poison." "Should i wrap it up or do want to eat it right here?" "May i hold your hand?" "No, thanks, it isn't heavy." "I want to buy a dress to put on around the house." " Yes Madam. How large is your house ?" "Does water always come through the roof in this place?" "No sir, only when it rains." "Do these stairs take u to the second floor?" "No, u'll have to walk." "I have changed my mind" "Thank heaven. Does it work better now?" " It seems that every thing i say to u goes in one ear and out the other ?" "Well, i guess thats why i've got two ears."

Salam All. First of all I agree with ya ladyFatima ..ur absoultly right and u made everything clear....Brotha USSER let me tell u that Pre-marital sex, forbidden in Islam.... and ur saying "what does religion has to do with my sex life??" Well brotha religion is everything espcially our religion Islam... without religion we won't be controlled and we might consider as animals...cuz religion deals with our minds and gives us good morals and that is the main difference between us and animal!!! About knowing how good is ur future wife in bed ... well that's what u ganna discover after marriage ... Let's be honoest brotha....If u slept with a girl and u already have her as a girlFriend..will u marry her??? well I don't think so cuz she already gave u everything.... The best thing to do is as our Prophet (PBUH) said .... ( Youth who wants to protect him/her self he/she have to marry, but if u can't do that right now u have to fast......... Ramadan Kareem All PEACE

Salam Sista..... Well First thanks allah we are Muslims... and thanks allah we are healthy to fast Ramadan..... about lilat AlQader..it is a night that is equal to 50,000 year with alot of Ager..... U know why allah made that day equal to that long, well the reason sista is that before thousands of year people used to live very long life about 1000 yrs so those people have longer life to do good things that makes them deserve Ganna , but nowadays the age average is about 60 yrs so we don't have a long chance like them..so Prophet Mohammed peace be upon him, asked allah for something that gives his nation a chance to have more Hasanat...that is why allah made that great Hasanat on Lilat AlQadir...... This night will be in the odd nights of Ramadan ..but most people says it is the 27th day. You must spend this day mentioning allah and reading quran in order allah don't punish us... Peace All

Hi All..... I have an idea, How about asking our Admin to post a joke and we will judge is it funny or not ??? so Admin we are waiting for your joke.... Thanks in advance...... PEACE

1) Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday. 2) Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? 3) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. 4) Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. 5) Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. 6). Manager: Sorry,but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help. Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!! 7). Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. 8). Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog! 9). Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.Call the manager! Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either. 10). Diner: You'll drive me to my grave! Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you? 11). Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me. Wife:I think he did, I've still got mine with me! 12). Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden! Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it. 13). Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son:That's why I say she's no good!

Thanks Isra...... You are right about what u said about mothers.....so I hope that all of us can take care of our parents they way they took care of us ........ See ya around Isra... Ismahan

Salam A+........ Thanks for your reply.... and about being rude sometimes it is nice to be rude and funny at the same time that makes a special flavour.... bro or sis A+ I hope ur not hard like the A+ Hardware language .... lol.......I am just kidding Take care and see ya around.....

Salam A+........ Thanks for your reply.... and about being rude sometimes it is nice to be rude and funny at the same time that makes a special flavour.... bro or sis A+ I hope ur not like the A+ Hardware language .... lol.......I am just kidding Take care and see ya around.....

Well Thanks brothers for your comments .... and believe me sometimes it is nice to joke about real life events so that we can go on our lifes and accept what is going on....it is just like a water for a person that get lost in a desert with no water..... See ya around guys..... Salam!

Salam! Thanks Isra...... I really want on day this site become alife and visited by lot of people... See ya around...PEACE Ismahan