Pebbles

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  1. Darman I would definitely avoid a friend like you! icon_razz.gif And I would most likely be friends with socrates....look how sweet he sounds and considered he is

    Darman, As your freind i am sure i ain't one of those who you described, neither are you! so, get back to your studies and stop posting crap on the net!

    awwwwwwwww

     

    your response!

    and who said you are my friend??!!

    :mad:

    dulf foqal dulf

    it really cracked me up!


  2. Salaam

     

    I just received this joke from a friend...Hope yall like it

     

     

    Given the way news is heavily filtered by Americans, they have agreed to a new definition :

     

    journalism means - John heard that something happened, he told Alice over the garden fence who inturn told Zimm over the phone soon afterwards, who then sat and wrote what he thought he heard and read same to the camera and mike.


  3. Salaam

     

    FIG TREE (Sensibility) very strong, a bit self-willed,independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

     

    ^^^Very me. Just the way I'd describe myself to a complete stranger except for the whole laziness aspect. No one really needs to be informed of my slothfulness, now do they?

     

     

    Yabba-dabba-doo, 5hrs 30mins 40secs left before afur


  4. Salaam

     

     

    Q: Have u ever fallen in luv with a woman and u knew that u can’t have her bec of the wrong time, the wrong space in time, long-distance luv, or luck?

     

    A: No, I have not been in that situation nor can I picture that scenario happening :D


  5. Salaam

     

    Khayr...I luv this riddle. I've heard it once be4 so I still remember the answer (hard to forget I'd say). I'm not gonna spoil it tho' for the others by answering it

     

    What is:

    The beginning of eternity

    The end of time and space

    The beginning of every end,

    And the end of every place.

     

    Guyz, U have to pay attention to what u're reading, more specifically the words.


  6. Oopsi Daisy...Allow me to correct myself

     

    What I initially meant to say was

     

    Between 15 and 70 a man is like AMERICA - ruled by a dick.

     

    I apologize once again...I wrote that promptly without paying attention to what I was writing :(


  7. hahahahahahaha...Love that joke but word of advice, next you decide to enlighen us with a joke finish it accurately :mad: :mad: :mad: . It'll be my pleasure to finish ur joke :D

     

    The geograhic anatomy of a man

     

    Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.


  8. Salaam

     

    I've notices that ppl in here seem to know one another pretty well..So for those who've never seen me be4...Try to Put one and one together and u'll figure out that this is my first time postin' a message ;)

     

    Anywho, I just wanted to know what yall consider ur favourite quotes from famous and no so famous ppl to be.

     

    I think its only fair that I go first since I came up with the idea. Here goes and I hope u like it and if not...Oh well what matters is that I like it smile.gif

     

    "Knowledge IS Power..Not power to control others but power to control ur own destiny" Aristotle (I believe)

     

    P.S I know yall have atleast one or two favourite quotes so try not to be selfish and DO share it with the rest of us...Puh-leeze