commonsense
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Amina Sheikh: you said we fight with you, just who do you represent? What are you?
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Not only would i let him, i would suggest it and take part in choosing a "min-yaro" for him.
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Wildcat:
Please stay I'm done throwing dishes. I don't know about Jaber though, he has been skipping the family therapy sessions.
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Soul lady: That was very touching.
I'm actually
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Ilaahey ha u naxariisto. Samir iyo iimaana ha siiyo reekiisa.
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Unknown T,
There is nothing wrong with buying a nice reliable car. But 50gees bit too much. Are you sure you aint hanging with the big tymers.
Everytime they come around the city is Walac walac.
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Honestly some of it was funny and some were offensive. For the most part i laughed and i'm sure the person who wrote didn't mean to be rude.
Comedians always make fun of other cultures and it's a way of being funny.
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This is funny.
CHESTNUT TREE (Honesty) of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
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X_quisite,
You misunderstood, i was not attacking my sister. I simply wanted to know why she made this decision.
I'm actually good at picking names, i've got couple YOU can pick from:
Horrible
Nasty
Unattractive
Hideous
Unsightly
Revolting
Repulsive
You're probably looking for a good comeback, so i'll apologize in advance. Please leave me alone. Dagaal qeylaa ka roon.
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Gentle Romeo
You can reach me by Diyaarad
you can reach me by markab
you can reach me by fatuurad
you can reach me by dhug dhugley
You can reach me by Somaliaonline
I don't care how you get here, get here if and when you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
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Gentle Romeo,
This time waan kaa qaleynaa laakiin don't let it happen again. Haddii kale BBC aan ka soo hadlaa, wax walba banaanka aan soo dhigaa. Hayeey i'm watching you
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Gentle Romeo, an affair hmmmmmmmm are you having one? Waan sheegaa shankalalax!!
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Soul lady,
That was funny yet scary. Speaking af an airport, when we first came from Somalia our plane stopped at Germany and it was early morning so my mother told us to go to the restroom and brush our teeth.
I get in there and took out a huge Cadday from Somalia, just minding my bussiness. Everyone bursed out laughing cuz they are wondering why the heck is this girl brushing with a damn stick with roots on it.
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Oh my god, as long as i can remember my mother was running things in my house. It doesn't mean my father didn't have a say cuz they made dicisions together. I've never seen my father disrespect my mother and vise versa.
But for the poor ladies who were abused mentally and physically and depended on their husbands financially...there was no way out for them and there wasn't a system that supported them. Pretty much the women that survived these ordeals were the ones with family member(father, brother, uncles)who made the husband divorce her.
What if she didn't who rescued her???? nobody that is who.
Don't get me wrong the western system is great for those who need it, but it shouldn't be abused by the women who don't.
If ppl follow the religion 100% these issues wouldn't raise right.
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Gentle romeo i like that song Secret lovers, but why in the world do ppl play this song in a wedding. The message is kinda not appropriate for a wedding.
I've also seen ppl playing One sweet day by Mariah Carey in weddings.
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Araweelo and Shaqsii that is what i'm talking about can we help spread the love up in here.
Laakiin Araweelo stop hitting on my man yaah yareey.
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I wouldn't abort nor commit suacide, easier said than done though.
Okay okay i changed my mind, I would abort just cuz i wouldn't want to have a constant reminder of the worst thing that has happened to me(rape).
Someone has to die, either i would commit suicide or kill the innocent baby. They're both danbi so you choose......
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Uuuuuhm who cares what they want. Really!!
Just be yourself, if they don't like you for who you're....oh well their loss.
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Soul_lady, the Lincoln Log shit that was funny
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Enjoy this one ppl.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = unwanted pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
MEMORY
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in
two people remembering the same thing.
APPEARANCE
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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No you didn't, is it me or did she say she kisses her man infront of Somali ppl.
If i see you this is what you're gonna get
7 nacaladood
20 feer
5 jilib
1 cantuufo
2 habaar
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Starlight
Ow bustaale waaye, waardiyaheena.
WHY WOMEN ARE NOT ALLOW TO MARRY MORE THAN ONE MAN AT ONCE?
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Soul lady: walaahi caadi matihid.
MCC: aboowe cunugii kuu dhashay kan miyaa???
Jokes babe don't be mad at me.