Krupt33

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  1. Good point but the thing you gotta understand is that somalis are not terrorist. They weren't trying to blow up the ship they were just looking to rob. I dont know wheather you saw the pirates on tv or not but these were some young men and I bet they were looking for a way out. These young men were our age when the war started and they grew up on guns soo rob ppl to get by cuz that all they know and everyone knows there are not jobs soo that is their only way of getting some money.


  2. A little girl accompanied her father to the barbershop. while her dad received a haircut, the little girl stood next to the barber chair, enjoying a snack cake.

     

    The barber smiled at her and said, "sweetheart, you're goint to get hair on your Twinkie."

     

    "I know," the little girl replied."i'm gonna get tits too."


  3. A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. she goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. She gets verry angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

    The boyfriend yells, "NO, honey dont do it."

    "Shut up," she says. "you're next."