hanad

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    Hi everbody I just wana say .Waxaan raacsanahay figradaha qaarkood sida ay uga jawaabeen waxaa kamid ah Lady Fatima, Samira,Honesity,and Barwaaqo, sida ay cajiibka ah uga jawaaben iyo figradahooda, kuwe kale meelo, see u around

    hanad or boy of the year

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    LOL smile.gif

     

    wut a coincidence tale...lol I seen a movie has this part on where da lady kissin down around da belly on a male n tells him 2 say Da 3 Words, n He assumes dat she wants him 2 say I LUV U, but tells her he is not ready 4 dat n kicks her out da door. while she's leaving explains 2 him wut she meant da 3 words 'Suck Ma kuukuu..ahahahah

     

    Keep it comin lil sis I think U cool ah aaahh FUNNY

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    Salaan Isra.

     

    I guess u lived in Arab world..Da phat life huh.I think the Arabs would rather hear or justify wit a Cow instead of Goat ehehehe

    Sad 2 c expordted poor Cows 4rm Somalia 2 end up wit an Arab Man. lol

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    A woman with bad breath had tried everything, mouthwash, mints, brushing her teeth several times a day, but nothing helped. She could never keep a boyfriend because of it. When she found a guy she really liked, she put her hand over her mouth when she talked, and avoided kissing. What she did not know was that he had a terrible problem with foot odor; if the relationship became intimate, and he pulled off his shoes, he knew she would be gone. The two dated, with she practically holding her breath, and he never removing his shoes. When he asked her to marry, she said yes, but still did not tell him about her problem. On their wedding night, she got into bed and scooted close to him. "I have a confession to make," she said. He turned his head, gagging, and said, "Do not tell me. You ate my socks..... smile.gif

     

     

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    A professor at the University of Texas is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their

    hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One four eyes an Arab student way in the back raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." With a grin, and begins to make his way up to the stage. As he walks slowly toward the stage, the professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies,

    "Ghost?!? Now way prof.!... From way back there I thought you said "Goats."

     

     

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    A man of 75 years of age bought a new BMW. He went for a test drive and started increasing the speed to 80 then to 90 and to 100km/h. He realised that he was tailed by a police car. He said to himself "it is a BMW, this is the time to real test the car."

    He started speeding evenmore thinking that he is going to get ride of the police car. He couldn't get ride of the police car, so he had to pull over and stopped aside. When the police man sow the old man , he said" listen , if you give a good reason why you were speeding, I will let you go." The old man said" 4 months ago my wife left to marry a police man, and when I saw the police car I thought that it is the same police man and he is after me to return my wife back". The police man said " have a nice day sir, you can go" biggrin.gif