Cool, Calm Collective.

[Cool, Calm Collective.]

Lol. You are right. But I am suspicious of this Sharif guy. He better not turn out to be another warlord.

[Cool, Calm Collective.]

Lol. You are right. But I am suspicious of this Sharif guy. He better not turn out to be another warlord.

[Ma ku fakartaa inaad .......?]

Haye, Nur. Will do

[i think the sheikh has lost his bottle]

Who knows. He doesn't look like nin faidaa leh anyway. These Somali leaders are cowards walahi.

[Ma ku fakartaa inaad .......?]

Haa, ina cawiya ban rabaa.

[The Alleged Origin of the Somali People]

...capacity. Many scientists believe that the emergence of language gave

us a huge advantage over other early human species. Improved tools and

weapons, the ability to plan ahead and cooperate with one another, and

an increased capacity to exploit resources in ways we hadn't been able

to earlier, all allowed modern humans to rapidly migrate to new

territories, exploit new resources, and replace other hominids.

YAP: An Ancient Mutation

Fast Facts

Time of Emergence: Roughly 50,000 years ago

Place of Origin: Africa

Climate: Temporary retreat of Ice Age; Africa moves from drought to

warmer temperatures and moister conditions

Estimated Number of Homo sapiens: Approximately 10,000

Tools and Skills: Stone tools; earliest evidence of art and advanced

conceptual skills

Sub−Saharan populations living today are characterized by one of three

distinct Y−chromosome branches on the human tree. YAP occurred around

northeast Africa and is the most common of the three ancient genetic

branches found in sub−Saharan Africa. It is characterized by a

mutational event known as an Alu insertion, a 300−nucleotide fragment

of DNA which, on rare occasion, gets inserted into different parts of

the human genome during cell replication.

A man living around 50,000 years ago, your distant ancestor, acquired

this fragment on his Y−chromosome and passed it on to his descendants.

Over time this lineage split into two distinct groups. One is found

primarily in Africa and the Mediterranean, is defined by marker M96

and is called haplogroup E. The other group, haplogroup D, is found in

Asia and defined by the M174 mutation.

Your genetic lineage lies within the group that remained close to

home, and was carried by men who likely played an integral role in

recent cultural and migratory events within Africa.

M96: Moving Out of Africa

Fast Facts

Time of Emergence: 30,000 to 40,000 years ago

Place of Origin: Africa

Climate: Dry Ice Age

The origin of the Somali people: Following the footprints of one Y−chromosome

The origin of the Somali people: Following the footprints of one Y−chromosome Estimated Number of Homo Sapiens: Tens of thousands

Tools and Skills: Upper Paleolithic

The next man in your ancestral lineage was born around 30,000 to

40,000 years ago in northeast Africa and gave rise to marker M96. The

origins of M96 are unclear; further data may shed light on the precise

origin of this lineage.

What is known is that there were two great waves of migration out of

Africa. The first small groups of people left around 60,000 years ago

and followed a coastal route that eventually reached Australia. The

second exodus occurred beginning around 50,000 years ago, heading

north. The bulk of these travelers were descendants of a man born with

marker M89, a group we'll call the Middle Eastern Clan. While your

ancestors likely moved out of Africa as part of this group, they were

not descended from M89, but rather bore the marker M96. Some 90 to 95

percent of all non−Africans today are descendants of the Middle

Eastern Clan.

You are descended from an ancient African lineage that chose to move

north into the Middle East. Your kinsmen may have accompanied the

Middle Eastern Clan as they followed the great herds of large mammals

north through the grassy plains and savannas of the Sahara gateway.

Alternatively, a group of your ancestors may have undertaken their own

migration at a later date, following the same route previously

traveled by the Middle Eastern Clan peoples.

Beginning about 40,000 years ago, the climate shifted once again and

became colder and more arid. Drought hit Africa and the grasslands

reverted to desert; for the next 20,000 years, the Saharan Gateway was

effectively closed. With the desert impassable, your ancestors had two

options: remain in the Middle East, or move on. Retreat back to the

home continent was not an option.

This is where your genetic trail, as we know it today, ends. However,

be sure to revisit these pages. As additional data are collected and

analyzed, more will be learned about your place in the history of the

men and women who first populated the Earth. We will be updating these

stories throughout the life of the project.

[The Alleged Origin of the Somali People]

Read this link: http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/pdf/Archive/Soc/so c.culture.somalia/2008-04/msg00019.pdf Comment and give your insight. I look forward to your response. I will also copy paste the article if you can't view it.

footprints of one Y−chromosome

Source: http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Soc/soc.cu lture.somalia/2008−04/msg00019.html

· From: atto

· Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:53:18 −0700 (PDT)

By Dayib Ahmed Atto

In this article I am going to share with you the results of my

participation (I had to send a sample of my DNA) of The Genographic

Project, launched in April 2005, a five−year genetic anthropology

study that aims to map historical human migration patterns by

collecting and analyzing DNA samples from hundreds of thousands of

people from around the world.

I chose to do my tracing through the paternal side of my ancestors,

the Y− Chromosome, and I did this mostly due to our Somali culture

which traces our tribal lineages along the father's side of the family

(Abtirsiinyo).

I find the story being told by my Y−chromosome to be interesting, for

one it says that I am a member of group known as haplogroup E, and

traces me back to one mysterious man with a genetic marker called M96.

(Hope a Somali expert will explain this to us a bit more..)

The 60,000 years migration patterns of my ancestors is most

fascinating, and I hope that this will become an eye opener to many

and it might shed some light on the debate we sometimes have about the

origin of the Somalis people.

__________________________________________________ _____________

This is the story:

Your Y−chromosome results identify you as a member of haplogroup E.

The genetic markers that define your ancestral history reach back

roughly 60,000 years to the first common marker of all non−African

men, M168, and follow your lineage to present day, ending with M96,

the defining marker of haplogroup E, and also with markers M33 (E1),

M75 (E2), M85 (E2b), and P2 (E3). If you look at the map highlighting

your ancestors' route, you will see that members of Haplogroup E carry

the following Y−chromosome markers:

The origin of the Somali people: Following the footprints of one Y−chromosome

The origin of the Somali people: Following the footprints of one Y−chromosome 1 M168 > YAP > M96

You are descended from an ancient African lineage. Today, the YAP

marker is most common in sub−Saharan Africa. Smaller populations of

men carrying the YAP marker can be found in Northern Africa.

What's a haplogroup, and why do geneticists concentrate on the Y−

chromosome in their search for markers? For that matter, what's a

marker?

Each of us carries DNA that is a combination of genes passed from both

our mother and father, giving us traits that range from eye color and

height to athleticism and disease susceptibility. One exception is the

Y−chromosome, which is passed directly from father to son, unchanged,

from generation to generation.

Unchanged, that is unless a mutationa random, naturally occurring,

usually harmless changeoccurs. The mutation, known as a marker, acts

as a beacon; it can be mapped through generations because it will be

passed down from the man in whom it occurred to his sons, their sons,

and every male in his family for thousands of years.

In some instances there may be more than one mutational event that

defines a particular branch on the tree. What this means is that any

of these markers can be used to determine your particular haplogroup,

since every individual who has one of these markers also has the

others.

When geneticists identify such a marker, they try to figure out when

it first occurred, and in which geographic region of the world. Each

marker is essentially the beginning of a new lineage on the family

tree of the human race. Tracking the lineages provides a picture of

how small tribes of modern humans in Africa tens of thousands of years

ago diversified and spread to populate the world.

A haplogroup is defined by a series of markers that are shared by

other men who carry the same random mutations. The markers trace the

path your ancestors took as they moved out of Africa. It's difficult

to know how many men worldwide belong to any particular haplogroup, or

even how many haplogroups there are, because scientists simply don't

have enough data yet.

One of the goals of the five−year Genographic Project is to build a

large enough database of anthropological genetic data to answer some

of these questions. To achieve this, project team members are

traveling to all corners of the world to collect more than 100,000 DNA

samples from indigenous populations. In addition, we encourage you to

contribute your anonymous results to the project database, helping our

geneticists reveal more of the answers to our ancient past.

Keep checking these pages; as more information is received, more may

The origin of the Somali people: Following the footprints of one Y−chromosome

The origin of the Somali people: Following the footprints of one Y−chromosome be learned about your own genetic history.

Your Ancestral Journey: What We Know Now:

M168: Your Earliest Ancestor

Fast Facts

Time of Emergence: Roughly 50,000 years ago

Place of Origin: Africa

Climate: Temporary retreat of Ice Age; Africa moves from drought to

warmer temperatures and moister conditions

Estimated Number of Homo sapiens: Approximately 10,000

Tools and Skills: Stone tools; earliest evidence of art and advanced

conceptual skills

Skeletal and archaeological evidence suggest that anatomically modern

humans evolved in Africa around 200,000 years ago, and began moving

out of Africa to colonize the rest of the world around 60,000 years

ago.

The man who gave rise to the first genetic marker in your lineage

probably lived in northeast Africa in the region of the Rift Valley,

perhaps in present−day Ethiopia , Kenya, or Tanzania, some 31,000 to

79,000 years ago. Scientists put the most likely date for when he

lived at around 50,000 years ago. His descendants became the only

lineage to survive outside of Africa, making him the common ancestor

of every non−African man living today.

But why would man have first ventured out of the familiar African

hunting grounds and into unexplored lands? It is likely that a

fluctuation in climate may have provided the impetus for your

ancestors' exodus out of Africa.

The African ice age was characterized by drought rather than by cold.

It was around 50,000 years ago that the ice sheets of northern Europe

began to melt, introducing a period of warmer temperatures and moister

climate in Africa. Parts of the inhospitable Sahara briefly became

habitable. As the drought−ridden desert changed to a savanna, the

animals hunted by your ancestors expanded their range and began moving

through the newly emerging green corridor of grasslands. Your nomadic

ancestors followed the good weather and the animals they hunted,

although the exact route they followed remains to be determined.

In addition to a favorable change in climate, around this same time

there was a great leap forward in modern humans' intellectual

The origin of the Somali people: Following the footprints of one Y−chromosome

The origin of the Somali people: Following the footprints of one Y−chromosome capacity. Many scientists believe that the emergence of language gave

us a huge advantage over other early human species. Improved tools and

weapons, the ability to plan ahead and cooperate with one another, and

an increased capacity to exploit resources in ways we hadn't been able

to earlier, all allowed modern humans to rapidly migrate to new

territories, exploit new resources, and replace other hominids.

YAP: An Ancient Mutation

Fast Facts

Time of Emergence: Roughly 50,000 years ago

Place of Origin: Africa

Climate: Temporary retreat of Ice Age; Africa moves from drought to

warmer temperatures and moister conditions

Estimated Number of Homo sapiens: Approximately 10,000

Tools and Skills: Stone tools; earliest evidence of art and advanced

conceptual skills

Sub−Saharan populations living today are characterized by one of three

distinct Y−chromosome branches on the human tree. YAP occurred around

northeast Africa and is the most common of the three ancient genetic

branches found in sub−Saharan Africa. It is characterized by a

mutational event known as an Alu insertion, a 300−nucleotide fragment

of DNA which, on rare occasion, gets inserted into different parts of

the human genome during cell replication.

A man living around 50,000 years ago, your distant ancestor, acquired

this fragment on his Y−chromosome and passed it on to his descendants.

Over time this lineage split into two distinct groups. One is found

primarily in Africa and the Mediterranean, is defined by marker M96

and is called haplogroup E. The other group, haplogroup D, is found in

Asia and defined by the M174 mutation.

Your genetic lineage lies within the group that remained close to

home, and was carried by men who likely played an integral role in

recent cultural and migratory events within Africa.

M96: Moving Out of Africa

Fast Facts

Time of Emergence: 30,000 to 40,000 years ago

Place of Origin: Africa

Climate: Dry Ice Age

The origin of the Somali people: Following the footprints of one Y−chromosome

capacity. Many scientists believe that the emergence of language gave

us a huge advantage over other early human species. Improved tools and

weapons, the ability to plan ahead and cooperate with one another, and

an increased capacity to exploit resources in ways we hadn't been able

to earlier, all allowed modern humans to rapidly migrate to new

territories, exploit new resources, and replace other hominids.

YAP: An Ancient Mutation

Fast Facts

Time of Emergence: Roughly 50,000 years ago

Place of Origin: Africa

Climate: Temporary retreat of Ice Age; Africa moves from drought to

warmer temperatures and moister conditions

Estimated Number of Homo sapiens: Approximately 10,000

Tools and Skills: Stone tools; earliest evidence of art and advanced

conceptual skills

Sub−Saharan populations living today are characterized by one of three

distinct Y−chromosome branches on the human tree. YAP occurred around

northeast Africa and is the most common of the three ancient genetic

branches found in sub−Saharan Africa. It is characterized by a

mutational event known as an Alu insertion, a 300−nucleotide fragment

of DNA which, on rare occasion, gets inserted into different parts of

the human genome during cell replication.

A man living around 50,000 years ago, your distant ancestor, acquired

this fragment on his Y−chromosome and passed it on to his descendants.

Over time this lineage split into two distinct groups. One is found

primarily in Africa and the Mediterranean, is defined by marker M96

and is called haplogroup E. The other group, haplogroup D, is found in

Asia and defined by the M174 mutation.

Your genetic lineage lies within the group that remained close to

home, and was carried by men who likely played an integral role in

recent cultural and migratory events within Africa.

M96: Moving Out of Africa

Fast Facts

Time of Emergence: 30,000 to 40,000 years ago

Place of Origin: Africa

Climate: Dry Ice Age

The origin of the Somali people: Following the footprints of one Y−chromosome

To be continued....

[Show off Shukaansi!! gone wrong]

Originally posted by Sayid*Somal:

this are real life jokes - but it didn't happen to me.

- preemtive warning: JB & NG - Don't even go there :cool:

 

 

1. Poor qaxooti guy is on the phone to a girl - when she asks -

 

girl: where are you/what are you doing now??

 

Guy: i am driving to friends house !

 

Girl: ooh you have car now?

 

Guy: yeah - i recent bought BMW (be my wife) car

 

Bus Tonnay: *this is 63, to Kings Cross*

 

Girl: when did you get off your car and quickly get on the bus??

 

*Phone dies*

 

 

2. same xariif on the pohone to another girl

 

Xariif: *revs the padel of his 2500w hoofer couple times*

 

Xariifada: *upon hearing the reving engine says* ooh are you in car??

 

Xariif: yeah babe - i just bought a ferrari *revs the hoofer couple more times for good measure*

 

Xariiffada: hears shouting from a female voice - screaming "warya Cabdi - maxaad huufarka wakhtigan uga qalineysa"???

 

*phone goes dead again*

Lol. Hooverka dimmi. Lmao.

[A letter to Ex-girl friend]

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o:

Dear Monisha,

 

Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating.

 

Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.

 

Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my fourth love.

 

From all my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it’s a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.

 

Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

 

And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.

 

The expenses are as follows:

 

Lunch / Dinner ; 895,

Cool Drinks 2938 Rs,

Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs.

Cinema 1235Rs.

Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. ,

Mobile 2546 Rs.

Petrol 4255 Rs.

Gift Items 7850 Rs, -

 

Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).

 

 

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.

 

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.

 

Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don’t think you have got any expenditure during these dates, I have seen many time that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay.

 

Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th love affair with Subil.

 

 

Your Ex-lover ….

 

Amanush

Lmao. This guy should be a banker...

[check out George W hotmail account!! lol]

Lol.

[I Will Give You HIV]

Originally posted by Nephthys:

How to say I Luv U in Nigeria..

 

Your mobile phone beeps, you have received a text message.

 

It begins: "I swear, I will make sure I give you HIV..."

 

But it's not an abusive threat, it's a "romantic" text message copied from a book on sale all over Nigeria that professes to give young people the words they need to court the woman or man of their dreams.

 

"H is for Happiness and joy forever with an I: Incomparable love that will never V: Vanish until death do us part.

BBC

 

The following are unsolicited text messages received by one woman:

• Call me, I love you
  When you see d sun shine, dats me smiling at u. When d bird chirps dats me singing softly to your ear. If d clouds should release a few drops those r my tears bcos I'm missing you &when u feel d wind blow, dats my sweet breath whispering I love you. please reply

• Hello my sweet luvn sugar coated choco mallow milky shaky honey dipped chiz meltin orange juicy mozzarella pepperoni spicy icy friend, how r U?

• Good morning. I just woke up from a dream that I am in an aircraft and someone like you is in the cock pit. A U a pilot pls?

• How I wish I cud hold u so close 2myself.. caress your feminin body during ds drizzlin. Bet u r goin to luv it hun!! Hop ur enjoyin ur sleep. I KIA!

• Pls I say open the door to you heart for me to come in, I promise from dat day dat we meet till d end I will always make you smile. I really love you.reply...cheers

 

[

]

Walahi, that is funny.If someone says that in the UK... its a different story.

[SHOULD MUSLIMS HATE JEWS?]

Originally posted by Brother Warsameh:

Clearly says that Allah chose the Jews above all other people including Arabs!

 

"The children of Israel were favored by Allah and preferred above all creatures” (2:47).

 

As Somalis, we should be grateful to Israel for being the FIRST country to recognize us as an independent state in 1960 when the Arabs were shying away to recognize our independence!

 

The claim that Israel is our enemy and Arabs our friends is a shameful one supported neither by the Qur’an nor by history.

 

Hadal iyo caaaba waa la wadaagaa (ee lama tiro!)

Walaal, are you Muslim or not?

[Odd encounters with Somali girls]

Originally posted by peasant:

I have a theory of a why habarowadaags are more regarded in northern somalia than they are in the south. The north is said to have had a strong matriarchy tradition at the time of Queen Areweelo and Dhagdheer and only after islam was introduced into northern somalia that matriarchy was abandoned since islam promote patriarchy. So matriarchy tradition is still deep rooted in northern somalis.

Wow. That's an interesting theory... I wasn't aware of that.