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HOW WOMEN USE THE ATM MACHINE

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How to use an ATM machine...

 

MALE PROCEDURE........

 

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Wind down your car window

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt

6. Wind up window

7. Drive off.

 

FEMALE PROCEDURE..........

 

1. Drive up to cash machine

2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine

3. Re-start stalled engine

4. Wind down the window

5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card

6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror

7. Attempt to insert card into machine

8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from car

9. Insert card

10. Re-insert card the right way up

11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page

12. Enter PIN

13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN

14. Enter amount of cash required

15. Re-check make-up in rear view mirror

16. Retrieve cash and receipt

17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and put cash inside

18. Place receipt in back of cheque book

19. Re-check make-up again

20. Drive forward two metres

21. Reverse back to cash machine

22. Retrieve card

23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot provided

24. Re-check make-up

25. Re-start stalled engine and move off

26. Drive for 3 - 4 miles

27. Release hand brake

 

DANG NOW HOW TRU IS THAT Y'ALL ??

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nuune   

that is damn right,i have seen women doing exactly all of what you said!!!!

damn you women,would you women stop messing around the ATM machine,what a craaaaap!!!

 

and by the way you forgot to mention that when they withdrew money from the ATM and finished then they put another card into the machine to withdraw money and then another.....

i spent 10 minutes waiting for a women to finish the damn machine and go,10 minutes i mean it,look how patient iam!!!!!!!,but i had dispute with the women after that!!!!

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petite   

rock's chick..obviously the chicks they be seeing are demented..mentally handicapped. The WOMEN I know..just get the damn cash and keep on moving.

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ARAWEELO   

You know what this is true for some women, but not all women my cousin is one of them. I swear she pisses me off. Now I tell her to park the car in the lot and walk to the ATM machine and then get the cash without the distraction of driving the damn car. The funny thing is she takes her shoes off when she is driving, so after parking the car she looks for the shoes, that takes onother 10 min. :D

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Fuaad   

looooooooooooooooooooool@ballerz :D:D:D:D

 

You hit them right on their heads...

 

I know a chick who alwayz forgets her Card inside the machine...that must be the money huh...

God!!!!!!! have mercy on ATM machine when females are using it.

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damn u obviously have been mistaken...who the hell would spend that much time at the damn atm machine?...besides it looks like u been keep yo eye toooo close on some S L O W ass chicks...anyway im out

*1* :mad:

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lol,

i acually find this funny BUT, it dont apply to all of us...and am sorry but u need be checkin out som otha gurls...the ones u be hangin or STALKIN aint da right ones..miskiin... :D

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Lefty   

ahahahhahahhahah that was daaamn funny...

 

NO hard feelings at all....Chickz are just doing their thang...

 

_________________________

 

I ain't playin'.... I'm just sayin'

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Nephissa   

Sounds funny, and it is. :D . Any woman applying makeup @ a ATM is setting herself up to get mugged.

 

Before reaching the ATM, look around, have the bank card out, lock the doors, never putting the car in park and foot always on the break..right hand on the steering wheel and constantly checking the side and rear mirrors, quickly pop the card into the slot, draw money, throw everything in the front seat and drive off fast. How hard is that?

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Curly   

Am I the only person wondering why no one has pointed out the ridiculousness of the fact that American's and Canadian's have drive through ATMs? Say hello to obesity!

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^ hmm the british and the uasies may have hope pls tell me you guys don't have burgers the size of plates (it embarrassing when a grown man cant even finish a whole burger) and soft drinks an arm long .... i will definitely think of moving if that is the case

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Buuxo   

lool,you serious burgers size of plates? :D:D would love to see the site of Geeljire la rafanaayo burgar saxan la'eg.

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